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martine21

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7050 on: 19 March 2015, 07:09:53 pm »
"Can I come see you today."

Nothing really wrong with that except I received it on a dating profile I have and think maybe the guy saw my escort ads and thought it appropriate to message me on a dating site!

Haha, guys do this to me too. Start asking about bookings and services over the dating site. I just block them. Lol.

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Red KB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7051 on: 19 March 2015, 07:13:13 pm »
"Can I come see you today."

Nothing really wrong with that except I received it on a dating profile I have and think maybe the guy saw my escort ads and thought it appropriate to message me on a dating site!

Haha, guys do this to me too. Start asking about bookings and services over the dating site. I just block them. Lol.

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That's exactly what I did!
We're women, it's what we do. I just get paid for it.

Miss K xXx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7052 on: 19 March 2015, 09:13:27 pm »
Get a phone call at 21.10 asking if I am available at 9 o'clock   ::)

I said its 10 past 9 though and he said ok well are you available now then?

I just said no and hung up  ::)

martine21

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7053 on: 19 March 2015, 10:14:01 pm »
Text message simply saying - 'Can you shit in my mouth?'

How delightful on a Thursday evening.  :-X

TheLittleMatchGirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7054 on: 20 March 2015, 12:27:07 am »
I would gladly impregnate you when you want kids. x


couldn't quite believe what i was reading
like what the actual fuck?

Impregnation fetish is, sadly, a thing. D:

I had a client say he'd be happy to give me a child and pay for it and me completely, he'd want nothing to do with it though. I know I definitely did not do anything to encourage this..no idea what he was thinking! Aside from the lunacy of it all he was grotesque physically
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BJC

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7055 on: 20 March 2015, 05:59:32 am »
A guy contacted me randomly via Adultwork earlier today, gotta give him points for originality! He was mailing with a great "opportunity" for me to consider. He claimed to be working at a 4 star hotel, and apparently he personally is approached around 3-4 times a week by men staying at said hotel asking if he knows any escorts that he could arrange for a visit to the clients hotel room. He very generously (!) offered to pass my phone number on to any gentlemen requesting an escort booking in the future, or maybe possibly he will ring me himself to make arrangements on behalf of the client. In return he would appreciate some commission, either in cash or services for every booking arranged via him.
I thanked him for considering me in his offer (what a plank!) but said im not interested as I only accept a couple of bookings max per day, therefore I often get more booking requests than I can physically do. Also, I let him know that I was quite surprised by his situation- seeing as pretty much every client I've seen over the past 2 years for a hotel outcall has asked me to be as discreet as possible regarding hotel and reception staff, so very surprising to learn that clients have been approaching him directly  3-4 times a week! And as well as being the opposite of discreet behavior in a hotel, it would seem they're incapable of booking their own escort as well! Very strange.
Got a rather curt "well I get asked all the time, can only tell you what I know" in reply.
Gotta love the "hobby pimps!"
They tried to bury us.
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Tinkerbell

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7056 on: 20 March 2015, 07:31:50 am »
Message today on AW:
'Can I take you away for 4 days and pay you ?8k to come along?'
Me, taking the mick, replied 'oh, somewhere exotic I hope'
HIM' that depends how filthy you will be, give me your number and I'll call you and you can tell me what you'd do to me.'
ME' I charge ?10k for phone sex, sorry'

He is now blocked.

Miss K xXx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7057 on: 20 March 2015, 10:19:03 am »
A guy contacted me randomly via Adultwork earlier today, gotta give him points for originality! He was mailing with a great "opportunity" for me to consider. He claimed to be working at a 4 star hotel, and apparently he personally is approached around 3-4 times a week by men staying at said hotel asking if he knows any escorts that he could arrange for a visit to the clients hotel room. He very generously (!) offered to pass my phone number on to any gentlemen requesting an escort booking in the future, or maybe possibly he will ring me himself to make arrangements on behalf of the client. In return he would appreciate some commission, either in cash or services for every booking arranged via him.
I thanked him for considering me in his offer (what a plank!) but said im not interested as I only accept a couple of bookings max per day, therefore I often get more booking requests than I can physically do. Also, I let him know that I was quite surprised by his situation- seeing as pretty much every client I've seen over the past 2 years for a hotel outcall has asked me to be as discreet as possible regarding hotel and reception staff, so very surprising to learn that clients have been approaching him directly  3-4 times a week! And as well as being the opposite of discreet behavior in a hotel, it would seem they're incapable of booking their own escort as well! Very strange.
Got a rather curt "well I get asked all the time, can only tell you what I know" in reply.
Gotta love the "hobby pimps!"

I'm exact same, I would say 40% of my bookings are 2 hour bookings so I only do 2 clients a day and 3 at an absolute maximum as I have other commitments plus I really do feel like my vagina would turn inside out if I did any more as I work 5,6 and sometimes 7 days a week depending if I haven't got any weekend plans yet I had some pimp (although she said she was female) say to me last week that she could get me 8 punters a day and would want cash from each booking (can't remember how much) so I explained to her that I have a limit to what I do in a day so therefor turn away other bookings or try to get them to book another day so I already can't cope with my work load so she's very presumptuous in the thinking that I would want to run a revolving door like that. Yuck! And then to think that I would want to give someone a cut of my money that I worked for is just another thing I would never consider. Silly girl  ::)

Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7058 on: 20 March 2015, 03:10:28 pm »
I would gladly impregnate you when you want kids. x


couldn't quite believe what i was reading
like what the actual fuck?

Impregnation fetish is, sadly, a thing. D:

I had a client say he'd be happy to give me a child and pay for it and me completely, he'd want nothing to do with it though. I know I definitely did not do anything to encourage this..no idea what he was thinking! Aside from the lunacy of it all he was grotesque physically

I had a client, in a booking, ask if I would donate my eggs so he could have a kid with my skin tone etc. He was Indian and said he already had a kid from another egg doner of another race and said he'd pay well. I  couldn't get out of there fast enough, and he had the cheek to try and convince me by text a few days later!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7059 on: 20 March 2015, 08:53:29 pm »
I had a client last year who actually thought I offered a revolving door service, it was early afternoon and he asked me how many people I had seen that day like it turned him on that he was my 10th fuck that day or something. Was rather disappointed when I told him he was my only booking for the day because I rarely take more than one!

LillieLovesLicorice

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7060 on: 21 March 2015, 02:49:56 am »
Message at 3.30am: "Hi, 07*********. Nice White. Waste me x"

Firstly, huh? Also, doesn't "waste" mean to kill o.O

Tinkerbell

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7061 on: 22 March 2015, 07:30:45 am »
I had a client last year who actually thought I offered a revolving door service, it was early afternoon and he asked me how many people I had seen that day like it turned him on that he was my 10th fuck that day or something. Was rather disappointed when I told him he was my only booking for the day because I rarely take more than one!
I've had a couple of guys asking to see me ' at the end of a busy day'. I've generally been able to get them in as my 7th or 8th of the day and they seem to get very turned on that I've had 6 or 7 men before them that day. Different strokes for different folks I suppose.

sensualdaya

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7062 on: 22 March 2015, 08:53:28 am »
Sunday: 4:43 am
"If u love to fuck black men can we talk? I'm white 38 male but I wanna support and love a woman who ONLY fucks black cock. I'm Richard."
Lolwut?

Miss K xXx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7063 on: 22 March 2015, 11:18:13 am »
I had a client last year who actually thought I offered a revolving door service, it was early afternoon and he asked me how many people I had seen that day like it turned him on that he was my 10th fuck that day or something. Was rather disappointed when I told him he was my only booking for the day because I rarely take more than one!
I've had a couple of guys asking to see me ' at the end of a busy day'. I've generally been able to get them in as my 7th or 8th of the day and they seem to get very turned on that I've had 6 or 7 men before them that day. Different strokes for different folks I suppose.

I would be absolutley battered and bruised after that many in a day. It takes me 4 days to see 8 guys x

Miss K xXx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7064 on: 22 March 2015, 01:19:02 pm »
Had a missed call from a guy this morning at 11.20 but I missed his call then he phoned me back wanting an appointment for today, I told him I was booked (which is the truth) but for some reason he was really shocked and then started arguing with me that it's his only day off and he was moaning I missed his call??

Anyway I said I wasn't interested in meeting him at all since he was giving me such a bad vibe and then he stared giving me abuse calling ME a nutter and I've to go open my legs and shut my mouth etc....

Then I googled the arseholes number and the address of an apartment he's renting out came up  ::)

Ladies, anyone in Glasgow want his number....PM me for it, he's English sounding but also sounds like he's not quite right lol.

Doesn't seem to understand that prostitutes may have other commitments in life besides whoring, he also said I can't be that busy as I'm talking to him.....I reminded him that it's lunch time and a whores gotta eat and then I gotta get ready for my client.

Fuck being alone in a room with someone like him who goes nuts when he doesn't get his own way!