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The_Lynx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7035 on: 17 March 2015, 11:23:55 pm »
I would gladly impregnate you when you want kids. x


couldn't quite believe what i was reading
like what the actual fuck?

Impregnation fetish is, sadly, a thing. D:

Miss K xXx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7036 on: 17 March 2015, 11:47:30 pm »
Than deal with poor and utter morons  ::) Had few texts off a guy over the last few weeks but he hadn't actually made a booking, asked my price and then said 'hope your worth it !!!', giving him the benefit of the doubt I replied to a text today saying I was free from 1pm, he asked if I was free all day and I replied 'on and off' just had a text in last 5 mins saying 'so you free',

Maybe I'm just being a bit over sensitive, but seems to have a bad attitude/not very friendly? I replied 'Nope'

Even though I could do with the booking would rather have none then dealing with a tosser  :FF

From the point a client says something like 'I hope you're worth it' I turn down the booking. Not having anyone come with that kind of attitude.

I'm exact same, I would feel under too much pressure to perform like some sort of circus monkey x

BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7037 on: 18 March 2015, 12:24:05 am »
Via text:Hi Bibi,Would you like to go on a cheeky dinner date one evening?I would give you ?1000 for 5 hours in total x
We all know there is a reason why he is offering so much money for 5 hours...yep he wanted me to go out and about dressed as a slut...told to jog on.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7038 on: 18 March 2015, 10:40:56 am »
I would gladly impregnate you when you want kids. x


couldn't quite believe what i was reading
like what the actual fuck?

Impregnation fetish is, sadly, a thing. D:

True, it was just how there was nothing else said, it was like the TW messages of "wanna fuck" but about impregnation.  It surprised me, although due to the time of the message i had guessed it wasn't going to be the most coherent of messages

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7039 on: 18 March 2015, 01:56:40 pm »
Text at 2.37am; " I need to make a 15min apt ASAP Let me know when suits"   ::)
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Miss K xXx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7040 on: 18 March 2015, 04:29:23 pm »
Text at 2.37am; " I need to make a 15min apt ASAP Let me know when suits"   ::)

I wake up to stupid shit like that all the time, these guys clearly have this idea that we sit 24/7 beside the phone in our underwear, frothed up and ready to go ::)

Pisses me off but I always leave my phone on at nite but obviously on silent and in a different room from me so that in the morning, I can instantly block ANYONE who's phones me or texts me at ungodly hours because that kind of ignorance is just what I try to avoid at the best of times nevemind those times.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7041 on: 18 March 2015, 10:47:24 pm »
Client - "I want OWO, CIM, DFK, fucked, sucked, face sitting, foot fetish, tell me your address"
Me - " And I want to win the lottery, good luck with that"
Client - "Don't blame me for your advertising"
Me - "It was more your disgusting mannerisms that have repulsed me"

BLOCKED

Miss K xXx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7042 on: 18 March 2015, 11:42:28 pm »
Client - "I want OWO, CIM, DFK, fucked, sucked, face sitting, foot fetish, tell me your address"
Me - " And I want to win the lottery, good luck with that"
Client - "Don't blame me for your advertising"
Me - "It was more your disgusting mannerisms that have repulsed me"

BLOCKED

Absolutely, I had someone the other day come out with some bullshit about the customer is always right not realising that his shite approach to me, presumptuous attitude and trying to book me in every possible way I ask them not to is what got him a negative response and refusal.

I just wonder where some of their manners are? I wonder how some of them get through life with an attitude like that and such bad manners?

It's baffling!  ::)

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Rubyruby

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7043 on: 19 March 2015, 12:41:25 am »
I think most in real life are probably polite with social awareness and act like they're billy big bollocks from the planet lad, as some weird defense mechanism. Asking a stranger for paid sex probably makes them feel vulnerable in a way and speaking to us like a twat disconnects them from the situation. Or maybe they think because they're interacting with a sex worker they have to as vulgar as possible.

Though I could be wrong

Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7044 on: 19 March 2015, 09:19:45 am »
Received 4:12am this morning:

"Hey? Any chance of a outcall? To my house? U can take full details and il send a picture of my Id, o just want to walk whilst I lick you ? Let me know either way"

"I* not o, and wank* not walk, lol" [at least he was sober enough to correct his typos]

After patiently waiting for me to reply for a total of 11 mins:

"Please reply?"

Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7045 on: 19 March 2015, 10:12:57 am »
"Hi I am Chris 30 when R U free to be fucked next?"

It took a little bit of willpower to refrain from replying, "When you're 40, by which time you'll hopefully have outgrown being a twat."

Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7046 on: 19 March 2015, 10:15:05 am »
I do have to say, though: I've been watching the room available posts on here and it seems that it's not just punters who can't figure out how to answer an advert. "I have a room available in XZY.... rent is by the week and you can live there. Please call me on XXXXXXX or email me at YYYYY." And then there will be posts saying, "hey hun is the room still available?" or "hey hun how much by the hour?"

amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7047 on: 19 March 2015, 10:28:28 am »
Tell me about it ::).

littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7048 on: 19 March 2015, 03:31:24 pm »
Message this morning

Bet ur a right filthy cow.Wanna be fucked?

Red KB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7049 on: 19 March 2015, 04:28:53 pm »
"Can I come see you today."

Nothing really wrong with that except I received it on a dating profile I have and think maybe the guy saw my escort ads and thought it appropriate to message me on a dating site!
We're women, it's what we do. I just get paid for it.