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sambabe

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7005 on: 15 March 2015, 03:23:37 pm »
I had via text today 'Do you do discounts for pensioners?'
I didn't realise it was charity week for help the aged...
Could be worse "discount for NUS".

sourgrapes

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7006 on: 15 March 2015, 03:47:30 pm »
Absolutely love it! So much more poetic than the "can I fuck you up the arse" I got earlier.
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Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7007 on: 15 March 2015, 06:10:01 pm »
I just got this on AW:

hi can I lick yours pussy?.... I can't pay hun....

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7008 on: 15 March 2015, 06:52:50 pm »
I just got this on AW:

hi can I lick yours pussy?.... I can't pay hun....

Point him at Plenty of Fish. If he can't pay, he shouldn't be contacting ladies on a PAY FOR SEX site ::)
« Last Edit: 15 March 2015, 08:40:30 pm by Cat_BBW »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7009 on: 15 March 2015, 07:41:29 pm »
Got a text

Him: are you available at 9pm

Me:I won't be available till 10pm

Him: are you available at 8pm

Honestly , where do these idiots come from?

BJC

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7010 on: 16 March 2015, 05:33:47 am »
Received yesterday evening:

Idiot- Do you need a robot?

Me- Sorry, I'm not sure I understand what you mean!

Idiot- Some girls have slaves, but I want to be your robot. Do you need a robot?

Me- I'm afraid I don't have any need for a robot.

Idiot- Do you like ugly men?

Me- One thing I definitely DON'T like or appreciate is text pests, so I'm afraid whatever you're asking now or are thinking of asking next, I'm not going to be accepting a booking from you. Night!

Idiot- How dare you.

BLOCKED.

I've just started working again after a month recuperating from burnout... And so it begins!
They tried to bury us.
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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7011 on: 16 March 2015, 09:52:41 am »
Text received....

Hello care to pleasure me?

Erotic flower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7012 on: 16 March 2015, 10:17:30 am »
 email sent 3 times now with mobile number "Hi can you call me?" :FF
reply id like to have sent  , yea right like your doctor and dentist call you too do they?

BJC

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7013 on: 16 March 2015, 12:17:48 pm »
Received yesterday evening:

Idiot- Do you need a robot?

Me- Sorry, I'm not sure I understand what you mean!

Idiot- Some girls have slaves, but I want to be your robot. Do you need a robot?

Me- I'm afraid I don't have any need for a robot.

Idiot- Do you like ugly men?

Me- One thing I definitely DON'T like or appreciate is text pests, so I'm afraid whatever you're asking now or are thinking of asking next, I'm not going to be accepting a booking from you. Night!

Idiot- How dare you.

BLOCKED.

I've just started working again after a month recuperating from burnout... And so it begins!

UPDATE- This is irrelevant really but it amused me lol- after a couple more abusive texts from this idiot I Googled his number out of curiosity. No personal/work info but there was an advert with his number listed as the contact asking if anyone would like to go ghost hunting with him in Hull. He's now saved on my block list as "Robot Ghost Hunter"
They tried to bury us.
They didn't know we were seeds.

martine21

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7014 on: 16 March 2015, 05:10:20 pm »
"Robot Ghost Hunter"

Haha, that's a different one from TWTIT1, TWTIT2, TWTIT3.  ;D

Midsstudent

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7015 on: 16 March 2015, 05:14:59 pm »
Mine just all go in as 'Ignore' I can't possibly remember them individually!! lol

martine21

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7016 on: 16 March 2015, 05:23:48 pm »
Mine are usually listed as TW - followed by all different swearwords, harsher one's for the arseholes.

The smelly one's are are league in their own on my phone; stink, shitstainsbed, cheesydick, youngsmellycock, nobcheese.. Yes I seem to attract the stinkers.

I had two shit stained bed one's listed this week. God they're vile sometimes!  :FF :-X

Midsstudent

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7017 on: 16 March 2015, 05:56:00 pm »
I have a regular I see who is EXTREMELY slobbery. So last time I saw him I told him I'd been wanking that day to stop him keep going down on me and soaking my bed in his spit. It's bad enough that he dribbles all over my face.

I'm seeing him again tomorrow and just got this email from him:

"I seem to remember that last time we met you had already had a wank earlier in the day. This time I'm not allowing it ... 😎 none of that until we meet, okay?"

I sent him back this "Unfortunately I wank when the mood takes me? no chastity belt for me! ;)"

Who the hell does he think he is? I also happen to have another booking before I see him, who is also likely to want to make me 'orgasm'.
« Last Edit: 16 March 2015, 06:00:42 pm by Midsstudent »

Rubyruby

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7018 on: 16 March 2015, 07:27:43 pm »
I reviewed my first ever dick pic today, it looked like a narcoleptic door mouse nestled between his fingers

BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7019 on: 16 March 2015, 10:33:07 pm »
I reviewed my first ever dick pic today, it looked like a narcoleptic door mouse nestled between his fingers
Yep they are never attractive are they?They usually remind me of half dressed Christmas trees.