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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6975 on: 08 March 2015, 06:45:12 pm »
Just got this email. Bit scary!

Daddy is looking for a new plaything after his current toy got herself knocked up and is now no longer able to serve me properly.
If you are genuinely willing to put your heart into serving my needs ahead of your own and giving your body to me wholly I offer proper rates for a good service.
I need my girl to be available typically on a fortnightly basis for overnight stays at various locations around the country depending upon my business schedule. Locations will always be in smart city center hotels where discretion is required, and an ability to hold yourself well in social situations is essential. I will always expect you to arrive well dressed and well turned out so that we have an option to dine out.
I will always ensure you are remunerated well for good performance and enjoy surprising you with gifts when you have demonstrated good behavour.
I dont expect to have to ask, you should be available for use as I deem fit. Having said that, the phrase 'daddy please no' will always be respected, but equally will always be punished so that you know daddy feels disappointed in you.
If you would like to take this forward I look forward to hearing from you

Looks like a crappy wannabe BDSM top.

Miss K xXx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6976 on: 08 March 2015, 07:21:36 pm »
Just got this email. Bit scary!

Daddy is looking for a new plaything after his current toy got herself knocked up and is now no longer able to serve me properly.
If you are genuinely willing to put your heart into serving my needs ahead of your own and giving your body to me wholly I offer proper rates for a good service.
I need my girl to be available typically on a fortnightly basis for overnight stays at various locations around the country depending upon my business schedule. Locations will always be in smart city center hotels where discretion is required, and an ability to hold yourself well in social situations is essential. I will always expect you to arrive well dressed and well turned out so that we have an option to dine out.
I will always ensure you are remunerated well for good performance and enjoy surprising you with gifts when you have demonstrated good behavour.
I dont expect to have to ask, you should be available for use as I deem fit. Having said that, the phrase 'daddy please no' will always be respected, but equally will always be punished so that you know daddy feels disappointed in you.
If you would like to take this forward I look forward to hearing from you

If it wasn't for the sick Daddy stuff then I reckon this guy thinks he's Christian Grey!  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6977 on: 08 March 2015, 07:55:05 pm »
Just got this email. Bit scary!

Daddy is looking for a new plaything after his current toy got herself knocked up and is now no longer able to serve me properly.
If you are genuinely willing to put your heart into serving my needs ahead of your own and giving your body to me wholly I offer proper rates for a good service.
I need my girl to be available typically on a fortnightly basis for overnight stays at various locations around the country depending upon my business schedule. Locations will always be in smart city center hotels where discretion is required, and an ability to hold yourself well in social situations is essential. I will always expect you to arrive well dressed and well turned out so that we have an option to dine out.
I will always ensure you are remunerated well for good performance and enjoy surprising you with gifts when you have demonstrated good behavour.
I dont expect to have to ask, you should be available for use as I deem fit. Having said that, the phrase 'daddy please no' will always be respected, but equally will always be punished so that you know daddy feels disappointed in you.
If you would like to take this forward I look forward to hearing from you

Anything like that would just get "Fuck off, and when you get there, fuck off again" in response from me. So pathetic.

I had 3-4 texts this morning from a young Turkish lad who wanted a). dominating (I state quite clearly that I don't do it) and b). a discount because he was good looking, with the enticement that if I offered a reasonable enough price, he might become a regular. Geez, let me think about that for a millisecond...  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6978 on: 08 March 2015, 08:13:37 pm »
Just got this email. Bit scary!

Daddy is looking for a new plaything after his current toy got herself knocked up and is now no longer able to serve me properly.
If you are genuinely willing to put your heart into serving my needs ahead of your own and giving your body to me wholly I offer proper rates for a good service.
I need my girl to be available typically on a fortnightly basis for overnight stays at various locations around the country depending upon my business schedule. Locations will always be in smart city center hotels where discretion is required, and an ability to hold yourself well in social situations is essential. I will always expect you to arrive well dressed and well turned out so that we have an option to dine out.
I will always ensure you are remunerated well for good performance and enjoy surprising you with gifts when you have demonstrated good behavour.
I dont expect to have to ask, you should be available for use as I deem fit. Having said that, the phrase 'daddy please no' will always be respected, but equally will always be punished so that you know daddy feels disappointed in you.
If you would like to take this forward I look forward to hearing from you

Looks like a crappy wannabe BDSM top.

Errrm I am pretty sure that's from a man who ended up stalking me and whom i reported to the police. He flipped when I refused to call him Daddy in a text message. Will check but I am sure its him. Never booked him but I am sure its him.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6979 on: 08 March 2015, 08:43:04 pm »
Just got this email. Bit scary!

Daddy is looking for a new plaything after his current toy got herself knocked up and is now no longer able to serve me properly.
If you are genuinely willing to put your heart into serving my needs ahead of your own and giving your body to me wholly I offer proper rates for a good service.
I need my girl to be available typically on a fortnightly basis for overnight stays at various locations around the country depending upon my business schedule. Locations will always be in smart city center hotels where discretion is required, and an ability to hold yourself well in social situations is essential. I will always expect you to arrive well dressed and well turned out so that we have an option to dine out.
I will always ensure you are remunerated well for good performance and enjoy surprising you with gifts when you have demonstrated good behavour.
I dont expect to have to ask, you should be available for use as I deem fit. Having said that, the phrase 'daddy please no' will always be respected, but equally will always be punished so that you know daddy feels disappointed in you.
If you would like to take this forward I look forward to hearing from you

What happens when she says, "Daddy, go fuck yourself?"

I don't think Daddy and I would get along at all.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6980 on: 08 March 2015, 08:47:57 pm »
I got a call today from a super-posh sounding guy who told me that he's a doctor. Says he just moved here to work at XYZ hospital. Just went on and on flattering me about how amazing my profile looks. Sounded smarmy as fuck. Probably thinks that I'm all giddy about meeting this really wonderful man who is obviously so much nicer than all the other guys I have to deal with. He called AGAIN some hours later to make a booking. I am unlikely to actually go through with the booking - will decline if he contacts at the confirmation time. I don't even know why I pretended to take the booking - I guess because he didn't actually say anything outrageously out of order and I wasn't feeling particularly combative.

When I do decline these guys, I like to just say, "Oh, I don't think we're suited to one another." I never explain why, really. I just let them wonder why any prostitute would ever decline such a wonderful guy.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6981 on: 08 March 2015, 10:11:21 pm »
Its a tough one sometimes! Sent you pm Fab xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6982 on: 08 March 2015, 10:30:08 pm »
Just got this email. Bit scary!

Daddy is looking for a new plaything after his current toy got herself knocked up and is now no longer able to serve me properly.
If you are genuinely willing to put your heart into serving my needs ahead of your own and giving your body to me wholly I offer proper rates for a good service.
I need my girl to be available typically on a fortnightly basis for overnight stays at various locations around the country depending upon my business schedule. Locations will always be in smart city center hotels where discretion is required, and an ability to hold yourself well in social situations is essential. I will always expect you to arrive well dressed and well turned out so that we have an option to dine out.
I will always ensure you are remunerated well for good performance and enjoy surprising you with gifts when you have demonstrated good behavour.
I dont expect to have to ask, you should be available for use as I deem fit. Having said that, the phrase 'daddy please no' will always be respected, but equally will always be punished so that you know daddy feels disappointed in you.
If you would like to take this forward I look forward to hearing from you

Looks like a crappy wannabe BDSM top.

Indeed.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6983 on: 08 March 2015, 11:38:12 pm »
I had via text today 'Do you do discounts for pensioners?'
I didn't realise it was charity week for help the aged...

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6984 on: 09 March 2015, 08:51:37 am »
So today another timewaster called jay that will not be getting a booking  called me for gfe lingerie request at first  oh and would I wear pvc and would I spank him.
doesn't sound like gfe to me!!
but I don't book anyone called jay as its been a curse ive had over 17 of them call to book and not one has ever turned up its probably same one with different sim card

That is REALLY weird! Any time someone phones me up for a booking and says their name is Jay, my blood runs a bit cold.

Purely because I have yet to meet a Jay, every single one being a timewaster!

Are you anywhere near Glasgow?

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I am the same!!!! "Jay" or "Jai" - they never turn up! All giving that name have been complete timewasters. Also there seems to be a disproportionate amount of  Pauls, Scotts and Stevens!!! not TW though!

I had a lovely regular called Jay, with a fishnet fetish.
im in west London but I guess jay can travel anywhere lol !

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6985 on: 09 March 2015, 09:11:12 am »
I had via text today 'Do you do discounts for pensioners?'
I didn't realise it was charity week for help the aged...

Imagining he would look and have the charm of steptoe  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6986 on: 10 March 2015, 01:58:02 pm »
Not so much a how not to, but a client of mine sent an email with some requests for his next visit and referred to it as an assignment!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6987 on: 10 March 2015, 06:01:58 pm »
Not so much a how not to, but a client of mine sent an email with some requests for his next visit and referred to it as an assignment!

I've seen someone on a punting forum call it that!

Miss K xXx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6988 on: 11 March 2015, 08:27:31 am »
Not so much a how not to, but a client of mine sent an email with some requests for his next visit and referred to it as an assignment!

I know a girl who works for an agency and the agency pimp calls bookings assignments x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6989 on: 12 March 2015, 05:48:53 pm »
A guy calls me this morning (around 11am) asking if I'm free later, around 5pm. I tell him that I am.
He calls me at 4pm to tell me he's leaving work and will be on time. I say "fine."
He then texts me at 4:45pm to say he can't make it to mine, can I instead meet him at his house? I was already suited and booted and waiting at my place.Plus I'm not a f**king delivery service.

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