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Miss K xXx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6945 on: 02 March 2015, 04:19:49 pm »
just had a nutter ask me to help him be castrated. :FF :FF :FF

Was he scottish by any chance? X

Miss K xXx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6946 on: 02 March 2015, 04:19:56 pm »
just had a nutter ask me to help him be castrated. :FF :FF :FF

Was he scottish by any chance? X

Lady_Lust_XXX

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6947 on: 02 March 2015, 04:47:37 pm »
just had a nutter ask me to help him be castrated. :FF :FF :FF

Was he scottish by any chance? X

I get emails too asking this but I don't think its restricted to Scotland.  These eejits are everywhere.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6948 on: 02 March 2015, 04:48:58 pm »
not sure was an email username MakeMeCuckold.

Miss K xXx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6949 on: 02 March 2015, 05:25:42 pm »
Yup that's the one, he is currently looking for someone who is or was a nurse or doctor!

He usually asks for you to do a shit on his face in somewhere public like a shop changing room after he's licked your boyfriends load of cum from your pussy. Clearly didn't do very well at physics in school.

Also looking for someone to fart on him for an entire hour, don't know how this is possible but he did say that you've to eat gassy foods so he clearly thinks it's possible!

The guys seriously FUCKED!

englishrebecca121

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6950 on: 02 March 2015, 05:40:42 pm »
lol funny how after i blocked him i had an alert from adultwork about my pics being reported for being bad quailty lol there nothing of the sort!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6951 on: 02 March 2015, 05:49:36 pm »
Does anyone else hang up the phone when they phone you and ask who you are?

If they don't even know who I am and what day of the week it is then how do they know anything else?

xx
I take great pleasure in hanging up on a classic idiot whom has no clue at all..  then blocking them of course

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6952 on: 03 March 2015, 08:03:26 am »
Hi
I want to be a nude house cleaner and to make drinks and cook simple food and clean bathroom scrub floors hoover dust tidy up and any other work that might need doing as a totally nude slave.
I can work in the evenings and any time weekends.
If you are interested please let me know because I'd love to work for you.
Your slave.
John

 :FF clearly states I'm not available evenings or weekends on my profile. And my services are quite 'vanilla' I do not offer any dom/slave type bookings.
Fair play if he wants to pay me to clean my house naked I'm sure that would be an easy booking if he was genuine (not that I would feel comfortable with a complete stranger going through all my stuff 'cleaning') and he is obviously a time waster. 0 feed back and time waster notes on his profile.  ::)

Miss K xXx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6953 on: 03 March 2015, 11:44:43 am »
Hi
I want to be a nude house cleaner and to make drinks and cook simple food and clean bathroom scrub floors hoover dust tidy up and any other work that might need doing as a totally nude slave.
I can work in the evenings and any time weekends.
If you are interested please let me know because I'd love to work for you.
Your slave.
John

 :FF clearly states I'm not available evenings or weekends on my profile. And my services are quite 'vanilla' I do not offer any dom/slave type bookings.
Fair play if he wants to pay me to clean my house naked I'm sure that would be an easy booking if he was genuine (not that I would feel comfortable with a complete stranger going through all my stuff 'cleaning') and he is obviously a time waster. 0 feed back and time waster notes on his profile.  ::)

Genuine slaves WILL contact a genuine dom.

Fantasist timewasting weirdos deliberately contact the likes of you and me for a reaction, they get a hardon over being told to fuck off.  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6954 on: 03 March 2015, 12:19:55 pm »
Spam email:

Hello there!
 
Thanks for reading my e-mail today - I hope you're well.
 
My name is Peter, I'm a content manager and talent scout for [Publishers] (specifically for Escort magazine)  My job is essentially search for new talent for our magazine.  When I find women in the adult industry who are 1) attractive and 2) willing to go that extra mile and willing to be potentially featured in our magazine I get in touch to see if they would be interested.
I can then send round one of our local agent contacts - usually a local employee of one of [redacted]'s subsideries or member of the adult industry who we know through mutual work connections.
 
Looking at your profile on Adultwork you look like a good candidate for our mag.  I'd like to get one of our guys round this week to meet you, ask a few questions, take a couple of photos with their phone and then we can put these in front of out Talent Manager, Stacey who will then possibly ask you to come down to the office for an official photo shoot and interview.
 
Please let me know if you are interested in this asap. Please also send one headshot of yourself.
 
Regards
Peter
 
[PLEASE NOTE] It has been noted in the past that certain sexual acts have been performed on our local agents during these meetings, whilst this is not directly encouraged the selection process is facilitated by the local agents actually sending me these photos. Please bear that in mind when meeting the agent - in our industry - a little sex goes a long way and it never hurts for the agent to leave with a smile on his face.
Peter Howe
Freelance Content Manager/Scout
[Publisher's]

My favourite bit is where it encourages me that "a little sec goes a long way" to get my modelling contract  ::)

Miss K xXx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6955 on: 03 March 2015, 12:23:03 pm »
What an absolute creep. I wonder if anyone falls for this? Probably a newbie right enough.

Some sleeze balls out there  ::)

xx

littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6956 on: 03 March 2015, 07:17:31 pm »
i've been getting texts today from someone.  i explained that as i have a heavy cold, i'm taking a few days off and not taking bookings.

his reply was "ok i hope you feel better, now tell me a secret about u that nobody knows"

i reply that i'm not taking bookings just now, but to call next week or email, if he would like to see me once i was better.

persistently, he says again, tell me a secret.

i reply that everything about me is in my profile, but if there was something that wasn't there he would like to know, feel free to ask.


3 in a row follow in rapid succession

whats your favourite drink
what are your favourite shoes
what are you doing right now

standard response of i don't play text tennis, but call or email next week if you want to book


poor wee sausage just replied "soz if i bored you!"  guess i'm not getting his booking lol.  such a shame

Miss K xXx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6957 on: 03 March 2015, 08:08:39 pm »
No offence but your mental for telling him to call or email you when your back at work the first time after telling him you were unwell nevermind any other time after that.

Not only does this scream timewaster but that sort of pestering and creepiness has huge red flags all over it.

You've repeatedly told him that he's to call you once your feeling better and he still persists and pesters you so can you imagine what he will be like in person? He clearly doesn't understand English so he's the likely type to push your boundaries.

Honestly, there's no way I would ask him to call me once I am back at work. Not a chance in hell.

Each to their own though.

xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6958 on: 03 March 2015, 08:51:17 pm »
I've had a lot of bareback requests in the past, but this is my first 'I'm allergic' one!

Hey :) I know this isn't something you normally do, but I have an allergy that prevents me using condoms. Can we have sex without one? xxx

I told him that wasn't a problem as I have latex free condoms for people with condom allergies - not had a reply since though!

littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6959 on: 03 March 2015, 11:48:48 pm »
You're most likely right miss k. I'd already planned on being busy when (if) attempts to book x