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Vichyssoise

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6915 on: 25 February 2015, 08:49:37 am »
Text convo yesterday started off reasonably normal, him negotiating time and day we came to an agreement on that, then he asks about a dress I had mentioned on a blog and did I have a picture of it, I did on my profile so that was ok he liked that. Then he asks
Do you do bareback,
Me: does it sound like I do from my profile. Did you read my profile, you know the bit about my sexual health.
Him: a lot of women say that but you'd be surprised how many change their minds when offered more money, so by me asking it filters them out.
Me, and you expect me to believe that. Sorry but you have just raised a red flag to me.
Him, I am not a lier its true.
I am with a client now for the next hour but the text still came in.

Him, so is that it then.
Him, can we start again please.
Him, hello
Him, sorry I'd like to start again please.
Him, I'll take that as a no then.
Me. Goodness me I have been with a client
Him, sorry I would like to start again.
Him, sorry can I just ask, are you Married.
 
Well that's one that's not going to happen.
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Marianne

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6916 on: 25 February 2015, 09:56:05 am »
Hello there, thank you for contacting me. I obviously already knew that you would, as we are both psychic. With varying success. You predicted that I would know that you wanted that day and that time without asking but missed predicting the bit where I had no idea what you were on about.

I (unsuccessfully) predicted that you would actually make contact with me before booking train tickets, rather than relying on my not very good psychic ability.

Sorry.

lol though I think that would just confuse the hell out of him!  :FF
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Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6917 on: 25 February 2015, 11:05:42 am »
He booked train tickets without even making contact? That guy is a loon.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6918 on: 25 February 2015, 11:42:25 am »
Recieved today this email today.

i notice you like being rimmed on your likes?

I have ?20 free today could i cum and have a 15 min appointment to just cum and do that to you? No oral or sex involved


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6919 on: 25 February 2015, 03:19:53 pm »
Hello there, thank you for contacting me. I obviously already knew that you would, as we are both psychic. With varying success. You predicted that I would know that you wanted that day and that time without asking but missed predicting the bit where I had no idea what you were on about.

I (unsuccessfully) predicted that you would actually make contact with me before booking train tickets, rather than relying on my not very good psychic ability.

Sorry.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6920 on: 25 February 2015, 07:46:36 pm »
Hello there, thank you for contacting me. I obviously already knew that you would, as we are both psychic. With varying success. You predicted that I would know that you wanted that day and that time without asking but missed predicting the bit where I had no idea what you were on about.

I (unsuccessfully) predicted that you would actually make contact with me before booking train tickets, rather than relying on my not very good psychic ability.

Sorry.


Think this would be beyond the capacity of his thick mind i did reply saying some thing along those lines though lol
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6921 on: 26 February 2015, 06:01:15 am »
hi would you see me  bit shy and not very big willy so I do get a bit embarrassed thanks xx

Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6922 on: 26 February 2015, 04:11:21 pm »
Three texts from the same person over a couple of months - I've never replied to any of them, mostly because I have no idea what he is on about!

If u English women message me I can help u free money 

U my bass

If u nere I give u free money all tha tame becau I like u bass if u adkinkg me I ur manegar free money kiss ur brest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6923 on: 27 February 2015, 07:48:24 pm »
I have another Jay to add to the pile of timewasters! He got in touch 3 weeks ago wanting to meet tonight and I asked him to get back in touch 1 week before. He then got in touch two weeks before and I told him to get in touch 1 week before. I didn't hear from him last week and his booking would have been around about now and still not a peep!

Looking at my past TWers I've only had one previous Jay who didn't show up, so not as unlucky with Jay's as some of the ladies above!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6924 on: 27 February 2015, 09:27:29 pm »
I have another Jay to add to the pile of timewasters! He got in touch 3 weeks ago wanting to meet tonight and I asked him to get back in touch 1 week before. He then got in touch two weeks before and I told him to get in touch 1 week before. I didn't hear from him last week and his booking would have been around about now and still not a peep!

Looking at my past TWers I've only had one previous Jay who didn't show up, so not as unlucky with Jay's as some of the ladies above!

I wouldn't personally call that a timewaster cause he didn't get back in touch when you told him to so therefor the booking wasn't actually made.

Same as a client can't call us a timewaster if we don't confirm a booking.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6925 on: 28 February 2015, 12:32:06 pm »
Text at 4.05am -

''Text me when ur awak''

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6926 on: 01 March 2015, 01:19:57 am »
Text at 4.05am -

''Text me when ur awak''

Ooh sounds very tempting! Hope you snapped him up  ;)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6927 on: 01 March 2015, 07:21:29 am »
Three texts from the same person over a couple of months - I've never replied to any of them, mostly because I have no idea what he is on about!

If u English women message me I can help u free money 

U my bass

If u nere I give u free money all tha tame becau I like u bass if u adkinkg me I ur manegar free money kiss ur brest

Now this ones confusing is he asking for a free booking or is he wanting you to go fishing with him?  ???

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6928 on: 01 March 2015, 08:41:35 pm »
Not exactly the worlds worst- but...

From AW: Recently my bedroom has been taken over some relatives, so I don't get regular access to my computer to watch porn and enjoy my regular wanking sessions, every time I log on someone comes into the room and I have to click on another page, even when am ready to cum I have to hold back and pretend am doing research or homework! It really frustrating and I was wondering if you were available as am curious to try an elder experienced women and I think I have a lot of load to give plus I need some big tits and a big bum!

1. Why the background info?! Am I meant to be excited at the thought of his aged aunt wandering in to catch him beating one out?
2. "Elder" does he mean older or eldery! Pah, not the way into my knickers!
3.  "A lot of load"! Bleurgh!
4.  Do I tell him despite my big tits I have a crap flat bottom?!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6929 on: 01 March 2015, 09:47:04 pm »
I think he was wanking himself into oblivion while he was emailing you that daft email. He sounds about 15 years old x