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Miss K xXx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6870 on: 20 February 2015, 05:06:52 pm »
I turn away anyone I don't like the sound of. I only work part time so I don't waste my time with anyone I think is likely to take the piss or want to screw for the whole hour or even just couldn't be bothered to read my profile. 90% of the guys I send to read my profile I never hear from again.

Yes I turn anyone away that I don't like the sound of too. Of course there will be many times where I've turned away a perfectly good client based on the tone of his voice or something silly he's done or said to put me off and that's my loss if I loose out on a good client but I would rather miss out on a few good clients than have my guard down and put myself in a really horrible situation.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6871 on: 20 February 2015, 05:10:46 pm »
I completely agree, it's just not worth the risk to safety. It's not like we're doing it to be difficult, it's our life that's on the line.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6872 on: 20 February 2015, 05:45:30 pm »
At least 9 of of 10 of phone enquiries are turned away for various reasons, it always amazes me the attitude of some men who think they can talk to a WG as if she is less than human and not deserving the basic human politeness of a hello, been doing this so long I can make my mind up within 3 seconds if the man on the other end of my phone is a viable future client.

Miss K xXx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6873 on: 20 February 2015, 05:47:07 pm »
I completely agree, it's just not worth the risk to safety. It's not like we're doing it to be difficult, it's our life that's on the line.

Totally, I've been told many times that I'm to choosy when all I am is a whore not taking into consideration that it's calling being SENSIBLE. Just because some escorts may have lower standards OR they may have someone else they share an apartment with so maybe don't have to worry so much about their safety OR some escorts may be completely desperate for the money and not thinking about the safety aspect but that doesn't mean we all operate like that. Anytime I refuse to see someone and they turn round and give me abuse......all it does is show my that my bad vibe about them was spot on x

Miss K xXx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6874 on: 20 February 2015, 05:48:37 pm »
At least 9 of of 10 of phone enquiries are turned away for various reasons, it always amazes me the attitude of some men who think they can talk to a WG as if she is less than human and not deserving the basic human politeness of a hello, been doing this so long I can make my mind up within 3 seconds if the man on the other end of my phone is a viable future client.

I ALWAYS say that 9 times out of 10, I don't even entertain the call. But luckily once I weed out all the idiots and morons.......9 times out of 10 my clients are really decent in person but it's always that 1 dodgy client in person that keeps you on your toes.

I can also tell within a couple of seconds whether or not the guy on the other end of the phone is the right client for me or not.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6875 on: 20 February 2015, 06:41:42 pm »
Really creepy sounding guy phones me today originally asking how I am which is always nice so I asked him how he was too then he asked if he could ask me some questions to which I replied with yes but his voice just sounded really creepy so I was delighted when he asked me for a bunch of things I didn't do (such as strapon stuff and other anal related things) so I just hung up on him but then the texts followed......

Him: U don't love me
Him: I really like u a lot
Him: I have read ur prof said giving and that
Him: I want it with u
Me: Your bonkers! My profile says nothing of the sort!
Him: I need you please
Me: Your a creep, leave me alone!
Him: Please I really fancy you doing it to me
Me: Fuck off
Him: I really want you doing it not anyone else
Him: If you fancy doing it let me know
Me: You clearly don't understand the word no!
Him: I only want u to do it if u don't mind please xxx
Me: And I want you to piss off!
Him: You don't understand my feeling
Him: Please don't hurt my feeling
Me: I wouldn't hurt your feelings if you didn't harass for things I don't do!
Him: Please I really need u to help me
Him: I want u only to do it
Me: Have you escaped from a mental hospital?
Him: You don't even care
Me: Your right, I don't care!
Him: To help me out
Him: Cause I have feeling
Me: You need a doctor not an escort!
Him: I am really upset
Him: My doctor will be you
Him: To give me a hard hit
Him: Do you think what I've asked for is weird
Me: No I don't think what you've asked for is weird, I just don't do these things. I think your weird!
Him: Please don't be angry
Him: I have a crush on you to do that to me
Him: So what should I do
Him: I had to tell you
Him: I am really sorry
Him: You are a nice person
Him: Sorry if I've been a pest
Him: Or a weirdo
Him: Really been thinking of doing this for a long time
Him: Long long time
Him: And I picked you cause I fancy u
Him: Forgive me
Him: xxxxx
Him: I like u a lot
Me: STOP TEXTING ME!
Him: Do u hate guys like me
Me: I hate pests and weirdos, I'm blocking your number now.

Why didn't i block his number long before I did? Cause I'm obviously as nuts as him  ::)

Any ladies in Glasgow want this guys number, send me a PM

miss K Hes clearly got access to your site  from inside a psychiatric unit ...

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6876 on: 20 February 2015, 06:48:21 pm »
At least 9 of of 10 of phone enquiries are turned away for various reasons, it always amazes me the attitude of some men who think they can talk to a WG as if she is less than human and not deserving the basic human politeness of a hello, been doing this so long I can make my mind up within 3 seconds if the man on the other end of my phone is a viable future client.

Exactly!

I listen for a happy tone of voice. And they can't say or do anything stupid. Simple. Be a happy person and don't say or ask anything stupid. It's amazing how many men fail to do this.

And I will take bookings via text - idiots almost always fail to come across as decent fellows. The odd one slips through but really, the ones with shit attitudes will show their hand.

And with time and practice you can start to see all sorts of little warnings that this will be a problem booking. Sometimes dumb things that don't even seem directly related to anything. Like asking me to wear heavy makeup. There's no logical reason why that is more time-wastery than asking me to wear stockings but experience has shown this to be so.

Midsstudent

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6877 on: 20 February 2015, 07:28:38 pm »
I had a normal 1 hour booking with a guy, he made a block booking so paid for 3 upfront. He had to cancel the 2 hour booking for today, in discussing rearranging he sent this:

"As you have agreed to rearrange I think that you should be completely in charge for the whole 2 hours. It's your time now and I will do as I am told to please you. So if you just want oral for 2 hours, only receiving no giving, if you want to pee on me or in my mouth and make me drink it, on my clothes and send me home in them, covered in the smell of your cum on the rain home, tied up and at your mercy, basically whatever, it's your time and I will endeavour to please. Let me know what days suit you and we can take it from there. doesn't have to be a Friday"

I offer no dom services on my profile, for good reason. It's not something I can do without laughing and it would make the booking seriously drag for me. I much prefer a natural GFE with some chatting etc.

Where on earth did he get the idea I would do this from the previous GFE booking we had?!

Miss K xXx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6878 on: 20 February 2015, 07:46:38 pm »
Really creepy sounding guy phones me today originally asking how I am which is always nice so I asked him how he was too then he asked if he could ask me some questions to which I replied with yes but his voice just sounded really creepy so I was delighted when he asked me for a bunch of things I didn't do (such as strapon stuff and other anal related things) so I just hung up on him but then the texts followed......

Him: U don't love me
Him: I really like u a lot
Him: I have read ur prof said giving and that
Him: I want it with u
Me: Your bonkers! My profile says nothing of the sort!
Him: I need you please
Me: Your a creep, leave me alone!
Him: Please I really fancy you doing it to me
Me: Fuck off
Him: I really want you doing it not anyone else
Him: If you fancy doing it let me know
Me: You clearly don't understand the word no!
Him: I only want u to do it if u don't mind please xxx
Me: And I want you to piss off!
Him: You don't understand my feeling
Him: Please don't hurt my feeling
Me: I wouldn't hurt your feelings if you didn't harass for things I don't do!
Him: Please I really need u to help me
Him: I want u only to do it
Me: Have you escaped from a mental hospital?
Him: You don't even care
Me: Your right, I don't care!
Him: To help me out
Him: Cause I have feeling
Me: You need a doctor not an escort!
Him: I am really upset
Him: My doctor will be you
Him: To give me a hard hit
Him: Do you think what I've asked for is weird
Me: No I don't think what you've asked for is weird, I just don't do these things. I think your weird!
Him: Please don't be angry
Him: I have a crush on you to do that to me
Him: So what should I do
Him: I had to tell you
Him: I am really sorry
Him: You are a nice person
Him: Sorry if I've been a pest
Him: Or a weirdo
Him: Really been thinking of doing this for a long time
Him: Long long time
Him: And I picked you cause I fancy u
Him: Forgive me
Him: xxxxx
Him: I like u a lot
Me: STOP TEXTING ME!
Him: Do u hate guys like me
Me: I hate pests and weirdos, I'm blocking your number now.

Why didn't i block his number long before I did? Cause I'm obviously as nuts as him  ::)

Any ladies in Glasgow want this guys number, send me a PM

miss K Hes clearly got access to your site  from inside a psychiatric unit ...

Oh don't I know it lol x

Miss K xXx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6879 on: 20 February 2015, 07:52:18 pm »
I had a normal 1 hour booking with a guy, he made a block booking so paid for 3 upfront. He had to cancel the 2 hour booking for today, in discussing rearranging he sent this:

"As you have agreed to rearrange I think that you should be completely in charge for the whole 2 hours. It's your time now and I will do as I am told to please you. So if you just want oral for 2 hours, only receiving no giving, if you want to pee on me or in my mouth and make me drink it, on my clothes and send me home in them, covered in the smell of your cum on the rain home, tied up and at your mercy, basically whatever, it's your time and I will endeavour to please. Let me know what days suit you and we can take it from there. doesn't have to be a Friday"

I offer no dom services on my profile, for good reason. It's not something I can do without laughing and it would make the booking seriously drag for me. I much prefer a natural GFE with some chatting etc.

Where on earth did he get the idea I would do this from the previous GFE booking we had?!

I believe that a genuine submissive man will go to a proper dom lady.

That guy sounds like he's more into humiliation, I find that these gimps get off on our reaction at their stupid requests that they know for a fact we don't do the things they want.

xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6880 on: 20 February 2015, 07:54:26 pm »
I had a normal 1 hour booking with a guy, he made a block booking so paid for 3 upfront. He had to cancel the 2 hour booking for today, in discussing rearranging he sent this:

"As you have agreed to rearrange I think that you should be completely in charge for the whole 2 hours. It's your time now and I will do as I am told to please you. So if you just want oral for 2 hours, only receiving no giving, if you want to pee on me or in my mouth and make me drink it, on my clothes and send me home in them, covered in the smell of your cum on the rain home, tied up and at your mercy, basically whatever, it's your time and I will endeavour to please. Let me know what days suit you and we can take it from there. doesn't have to be a Friday"

I offer no dom services on my profile, for good reason. It's not something I can do without laughing and it would make the booking seriously drag for me. I much prefer a natural GFE with some chatting etc.

Where on earth did he get the idea I would do this from the previous GFE booking we had?!

Although he's almost certainly  just a time-waster, I would be tempted to reply with "OK! I'll see what my mood dictates on the day!" And then if he showed, I would tell him that I want to sit and read a book so please be quiet.

Miss K xXx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6881 on: 20 February 2015, 07:55:13 pm »
I had a normal 1 hour booking with a guy, he made a block booking so paid for 3 upfront. He had to cancel the 2 hour booking for today, in discussing rearranging he sent this:

"As you have agreed to rearrange I think that you should be completely in charge for the whole 2 hours. It's your time now and I will do as I am told to please you. So if you just want oral for 2 hours, only receiving no giving, if you want to pee on me or in my mouth and make me drink it, on my clothes and send me home in them, covered in the smell of your cum on the rain home, tied up and at your mercy, basically whatever, it's your time and I will endeavour to please. Let me know what days suit you and we can take it from there. doesn't have to be a Friday"

I offer no dom services on my profile, for good reason. It's not something I can do without laughing and it would make the booking seriously drag for me. I much prefer a natural GFE with some chatting etc.

Where on earth did he get the idea I would do this from the previous GFE booking we had?!

Although he's almost certainly  just a time-waster, I would be tempted to reply with "OK! I'll see what my mood dictates on the day!" And then if he showed, I would tell him that I want to sit and read a book so please be quiet.

OMG hahahahahaha  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6882 on: 20 February 2015, 08:08:36 pm »
I'm pretty sure he isn't a timewaster as the booking is paid for already. If I thought he was wasting my time I would have told him we'd just be watching big bang theory then lol.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6883 on: 21 February 2015, 05:47:20 pm »
I would seem to be a timewaster magnet at the moment:

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Hello ****,

I was hoping to arrange a booking for tomorrow or Sunday afternoon? I need to film a quick video if possible. Here's the specs...

* Require x2 models (yourself and a duo female)
* Will probably take about 30 minutes
* The scene will involve no sex, just subtle foreplay and role play
* Needs to be shot outdoor (a secluded garden, private)

Let me know if interested and I can tell you more and give you my number etc.

Much thanks! Jason x

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Filming is not specified on my profile. Neither are duos. So why waste both our time? I'm an escort. Not a porn star.

I'd normally just ignore this stuff, but I'm getting so many lately that I'm losing my patience with them. This guy managed to list everything I DON'T do, hardsports was pretty much the only thing missing!

He replied with:
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I do apologise. Just a suggestion.

I. Give. Up.  :FF
 
« Last Edit: 21 February 2015, 05:49:41 pm by Midsstudent »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6884 on: 21 February 2015, 07:33:12 pm »
LONG email from some guy listing all of his helpful talents and 'how he would be an asset to me' ....no mention of an actual booking and this: '...I'd be happy to be loaned out to Your Dominant Friends too, as I love to serve!'

So not only a freebie hunter but one who expects me to get them freebies from others!!!  ::)

*straight into the bin!*