Another PPI call today on AW phone and last night at 11pm had a man phone confirming my order of 4 washing machines and 4 tablets on my other work phone! Yes of course, the likes of Comet are going to phone at 11pm with this and not say which company they're from either

He had a high pitched USA accent and I saw someone on Youtube once who sounded just like him who used to phone escorts to wind them up then put them on there. I suspected someone else once did this and looked for myself on there and found this idiot.

Just received this exact text, spelling and everything haha

I forgot to add him to my block list so I got a second text a few days later, this time with added instructions about how to find these amazing "proffisional" photos on his website. I've remembered to block him now!

I agree. I had an email this morning asking for an incall tomorrow (I'm doing two incall days next week) and another guy who had obviously read some of my profile because he asked for an incall at my hotel next week but at 6pm when it says 11-5pm. I have literally one sentence at the top of my profile saying 'incall days on this day at this time at this place' don't know how he managed to selectively read it and miss out the middle of the sentence

Really creepy sounding guy phones me today originally asking how I am which is always nice so I asked him how he was too then he asked if he could ask me some questions to which I replied with yes but his voice just sounded really creepy so I was delighted when he asked me for a bunch of things I didn't do (such as strapon stuff and other anal related things) so I just hung up on him but then the texts followed......

Him: U don't love me
Him: I really like u a lot
Him: I have read ur prof said giving and that
Him: I want it with u
Me: Your bonkers! My profile says nothing of the sort!
Him: I need you please
Me: Your a creep, leave me alone!
Him: Please I really fancy you doing it to me
Me: Fuck off
Him: I really want you doing it not anyone else
Him: If you fancy doing it let me know
Me: You clearly don't understand the word no!
Him: I only want u to do it if u don't mind please xxx
Me: And I want you to piss off!
Him: You don't understand my feeling
Him: Please don't hurt my feeling
Me: I wouldn't hurt your feelings if you didn't harass for things I don't do!
Him: Please I really need u to help me
Him: I want u only to do it
Me: Have you escaped from a mental hospital?
Him: You don't even care
Me: Your right, I don't care!
Him: To help me out
Him: Cause I have feeling
Me: You need a doctor not an escort!
Him: I am really upset
Him: My doctor will be you
Him: To give me a hard hit
Him: Do you think what I've asked for is weird
Me: No I don't think what you've asked for is weird, I just don't do these things. I think your weird!
Him: Please don't be angry
Him: I have a crush on you to do that to me
Him: So what should I do
Him: I had to tell you
Him: I am really sorry
Him: You are a nice person
Him: Sorry if I've been a pest
Him: Or a weirdo
Him: Really been thinking of doing this for a long time
Him: Long long time
Him: And I picked you cause I fancy u
Him: Forgive me
Him: xxxxx
Him: I like u a lot
Me: STOP TEXTING ME!
Him: Do u hate guys like me
Me: I hate pests and weirdos, I'm blocking your number now.

Why didn't i block his number long before I did? Cause I'm obviously as nuts as him 

Any ladies in Glasgow want this guys number, send me a PM

Text today from a guy who has previously contacted me making a booking then cancelled on the day, he had also already been told after asking lots of the usual questions that the information is already on my profile.

Him : Hi are you working today?

me : yeah I will be a bit later, would you like a booking?

Him : What time are you free at?

(My hours are on my profile and they don't change or vary)M

Me : from 12

Him :  I will try and make it at 1 if that is ok. Can I book 30 min and what the cost

Me : Sorry, no, that is not ok, if you would like an appointment, it needs to be set in stone just like any other appointment you may make with your doctor, hospital and so on. So is it definite for 1pm?
Half an hour is ?80. All my prices, working hours, FAQs and other relative information is on my profile, please familiarise yourself with it. Thanks xox

Surprise surprise he didn't reply, I got the feeling he would cancel again anyway. I hate repeating myself, hence why my availability and prices are on my profile! Some of them are just lazy! Plus, try and make it at 1pm!? Yeah, I'll just turn down all other clients on the possibility you might show up. Some how they seem to think booking an appointment with us doesn't require the same etiquette as an appointment anywhere else.

Numpties the lot of them, lol xox

I normally do just refer straight to the profile, but I thought I'd approach this occasion slightly differently, wasn't any better, so I'm reverting back to my original protocol. I find that genuine clients look at your prices at the very least. My working hours are on a different tab, but for this week I had them stated in my status to see if it made a difference and I still had twats asking for bookings outside my working hours. It doesn't matter what we do to help these eejits find the information, they will still some how miraculously miss it! Lol xox

I turn away anyone I don't like the sound of. I only work part time so I don't waste my time with anyone I think is likely to take the piss or want to screw for the whole hour or even just couldn't be bothered to read my profile. 90% of the guys I send to read my profile I never hear from again.