Haha I've got no problem with kink. But that was the first message he sent me lol

Additionally my profile says advance booking only, I'm not currently taking on same day bookings. All my outfits are listed too... nothing matching his request.

Who just assumes we all have a closet filled with latex?! lol

"Hiya,are you free for an incall? How much is 1/2hr with all your likes & could we do it without as I'm allergic to condoms but am clean & tested.x"

What on earth is wrong with the guys today!!! 

It's Sunday, most of them have the hang over horn and when they are horny......they simply just don't think straight. I only take bookings from people I know on a Sunday or so long as it's booked in advance, I don't mind seeing a new client but I will not take a same day booking from a stranger on a Sunday. I actually find myself ignoring my phone a lot on a Sunday because I find it quite unbearable. It's either guys who are still partying from the nite before or guys with the hangover horn coming out with the most stupid things x

Haha I didn't think of that but will use it next time! I said something about diseases not doing it for me.

Text 1: You working?
Text 2: ?
Text 3: ??
All in the space of 5 minutes, while I was in the shower in between bookings.. 

By the way, I think clients have been reading this thread lol, I haven't had an " Available?" for ages!!
It's been replaced by "When are you free?"
Well it would be handier if you just told me when you'd want to book, rather than me giving you my entire
diary for the next few weeks.. 

Haha I wonder how many people he sent that too!

I wouldn't either, idc if the test was a day old... some diseases take weeks or longer to show up. I also feel that I need to keep something back to make sex not feel like work sex when you're with someone who isn't paying, that's a level of intimacy I'm not willing to give clients, it's a line I wouldn't cross even if I was 100% certain they were clean.

Just had this text

Do you take it up the shitter?
And can we do it plain?

Blocked 

I think its alluding to no condom

I get the are you still open texts all the time. Normally I try to ignore them and block them but sometimes with the female inside me and hormones flying all over the place, I can't help myself but reply saying something equally as stupid back to them and if I'm extra pissed off them maybe I will tell them to fuck off which always confuses them, no point in even explaining to them why they haven't got the response they were hoping for.

Plenty of these idiots though, this thread is nearly 500 pages long so I am thinking that these guys crazy ways and crazy approach MUST work with some girls otherwise they wouldn't do it and they wouldn't be so confused as to why they have been refused a booking!

I just thank my lucky stars over and over at the good clients I have that have kept my busy for the past 3 years but it still amazes me to this day how many numpty's there are in the world, I'm sure it's not just men......people in general, women can be equally as daft, it just so happens that when men (not all men though) are horny (which is a lot) they simply just don't think straight and with us being in the sex industry, having to deal with them is just part of the job. Doesn't get any easier though, we're only human and sometimes it's hard to keep a good positive attitude to those who winde you up.

xx