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Guava

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6705 on: 16 January 2015, 05:46:36 am »

Text message: 'I have not had sex in 8 years and have never seen an escort before.  I have an 11" cock.  Would you like to see a pic of my stiffy?'

Photo sent - whether I would like to see it or not.  BOR-ING.   ::)
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Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6706 on: 16 January 2015, 11:41:46 am »
Got this fairly normal text this morning:

"Good morning, can I please see you tomorrow. Morning at 10am for an hour booking

John "

I replied with availability etc and just as my text went out I got this from the same number:

"Good morning [a name that is not my name],

I came across your profile.in searching for escorts in [Town over 120 miles from me] on adultwork. I wanted to ask if I could.arrange an advance booking to see you tomorrow morning. My name is Ripley "

and then:

"Sorry sent text to you in error"

So John/Ripley is messaging different escorts over 100 miles from each other for a booking at the same time. I haven't replied again but I don't think I'll be ever taking a booking from this person!
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River

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6707 on: 16 January 2015, 12:43:12 pm »
This morning....
Obviously January is "HIV-sharing-month"
though I missed the announcements on the telly:

Bug-eyed-boy Reverse booking
Hey I have a reverse booking placed for tonight and wondered if you were interested?
It's for ?350 for an hour and a half but with certain conditions.

River Your ad says "bb".
Do you mean anal bareback? {I'm a Pre-Op Ts, so no vagina obviously}
What do you think about this video?  I'm really curious...
{- I sent a Link to youtube 1986 AIDS iceberg ad}

Bug-eyed-boy Yeah that's why I was willing to pay more.
It's something I have never done but really want to try.
   
River Freddie Mercury said those exact words, to me,
the day before he died of AIDS.
What's your favourite track by Queen?
Mines "Flash" - the theme song of the 1980 film
Flash Gordon. I love the inserted dialogue from
the movie where Brian Blessed's character exclaims:
"Gordon's alive?!"
"Bohemian Rhapsody" is a close second.
If you die of AIDS, can I have your HiFi?

Bug-eyed-boy Ok point taken. Basically it's a no then.
« Last Edit: 25 January 2017, 01:20:16 pm by River »
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Kay

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6708 on: 16 January 2015, 01:04:44 pm »
Unbelievable. I got my first outright BB request yesterday - mind-boggling.
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Erotic flower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6709 on: 16 January 2015, 06:00:43 pm »
 I would love the opportunity to meet you, I have a little gift which is I do stay hard after cumming and my nipples have a direct line to my penis. When would it be convenient to set up a meet with you ? I do hope to hear from you soon.

Love and best wishes
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Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6710 on: 17 January 2015, 12:10:26 am »
Quote from: Exotic flower on 16 January 2015, 06:00:43 pm
I would love the opportunity to meet you, I have a little gift which is I do stay hard after cumming and my nipples have a direct line to my penis. When would it be convenient to set up a meet with you ? I do hope to hear from you soon.

Love and best wishes

Oh, great! so he can keep fucking until the condom full of lube comes off inside you!  ::)
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Miss-M

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6711 on: 17 January 2015, 01:59:37 pm »
First ever email or contact from this one;

" can I rim your bum hole please today if possible? "
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Midsstudent

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6712 on: 17 January 2015, 06:42:03 pm »
This one via email... actually had a good laugh from this:

"hi there i seen you on adultwork website and was wondering if you could help im just looking for oral thats it but i have a problem will you consider doing it outdoors in  a wood as nobody will see me down there and its quick place for me to go as i live near them if the whether  is a problem will you do it when its nicer thanks"
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Mistress-Devon

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6713 on: 18 January 2015, 11:32:49 am »
Got this text today

"Are your really 29? How old are you really? You look much older on Adultwork"

What's the aim here? To be dam rude or is it a genuine question?

I'm usually greeted in the morning with "Good morning goddess/mistress/my queen, have a lovely day.."

Imagine my horror.. So im gonna call him repeatedly to pee him off till his wife or girlfriend wonders who keeps calling.. HA don't piss off a domme

How do you lovely ladies tend to react to stuff like this?
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Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6714 on: 18 January 2015, 11:40:55 am »
Quote from: Mistress-Devon on 18 January 2015, 11:32:49 am
Got this text today

"Are your really 29? How old are you really? You look much older on Adultwork"

What's the aim here? To be dam rude or is it a genuine question?

I'm usually greeted in the morning with "Good morning goddess/mistress/my queen, have a lovely day.."

Imagine my horror.. So im gonna call him repeatedly to pee him off till his wife or girlfriend wonders who keeps calling.. HA don't piss off a domme

How do you lovely ladies tend to react to stuff like this?

I ignore it, as I assume that they are looking to upset me. I don't give them that satisfaction - I don't get paid to fight over emails or texts.

And I don't think harassing them over the phone is a good idea. You could be pissing off a murderous nutter.
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Hotblondie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6715 on: 18 January 2015, 11:42:10 am »
Quote from: Mistress-Devon on 18 January 2015, 11:32:49 am


Imagine my horror.. So im gonna call him repeatedly to pee him off till his wife or girlfriend wonders who keeps calling.. HA don't piss off a domme

How do you lovely ladies tend to react to stuff like this?

This can open Pandora box.. He can do the same to you, my advice is not to call him at all, just block and ignore :)
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Mistress-Devon

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6716 on: 18 January 2015, 04:23:56 pm »
Lol I'm chilled now... Hit the block button, didn't harass (I think I'm the murderous one more then he is hehe)

Too true, we don't get paid to fight over text and emails... Too True

Loves to all x
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6717 on: 18 January 2015, 08:11:02 pm »

I always envy one direction. Harry styles.
I can imagin there will be women wanting to
Restrain him and pleasure every inch of his sexy body.
Hear him moan with pleasure . Make him explode.
Probably a few women at once doing sexy things
To his restrained body.
I would like to watch it all. I would LOVE to see
Harry styles made to orgasm.
David.

 Well this gem was emailed to me today, i don't know what else to say?
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6718 on: 18 January 2015, 08:15:03 pm »
Quote from: Mistress-Devon on 18 January 2015, 11:32:49 am
Got this text today

"Are your really 29? How old are you really? You look much older on Adultwork"

What's the aim here? To be dam rude or is it a genuine question?

I'm usually greeted in the morning with "Good morning goddess/mistress/my queen, have a lovely day.."

Imagine my horror.. So im gonna call him repeatedly to pee him off till his wife or girlfriend wonders who keeps calling.. HA don't piss off a domme

How do you lovely ladies tend to react to stuff like this?
My advice is ignore, Domme or not, guys like this don't deserve your time x
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littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6719 on: 18 January 2015, 10:03:54 pm »
nia, i have a friend who is the double of harry styles... jussayin hahaha

to ruin your mad emailers fantasy however, the lad is actually gay (my mate... no idea about HS)
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