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MsDee

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6540 on: 06 December 2014, 09:29:57 pm »
Had some little boys call earlier thinking they were being funny, just put it on loudspeaker and listened for my own amusement they were sitting there for 3.20min deciding whether I was on the other end and trying to figure out whether it was an escorts number they rang lol Idiots!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6541 on: 07 December 2014, 03:00:49 am »
I too find that most of those who say can I have details are TWs so I understand the frustration, even when I politely give them so sometimes I also just say all info is on profile. I rarely get them from AW asking that but I have 2 work nmbrs and with the mainly free sites I list on, I put my age in the title, again in the profile, my postcode and nearest station and list out the rates, not just tick the box. Sometimes they check if I do a certain service which is fine but not spoken about in length of course. All of the above is written in about 5 lines so they don't have to spend minutes reading it.  Or like one a few days ago who said he's just switched off his computer and didn't quite catch my age, bust size or rates before doing so!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6542 on: 09 December 2014, 06:05:59 pm »
Via email on Adultwork:
Hi Bibi,I'm (dickwad)and I'm 26.I have a long cock and my ex girlfriend used to tell me how it used to bang against her cervix.I love pleasuring women with my long cock but before I book girls I love to tease them a bit so was wondering if you had skype or msn so we could chat before I book you.You are really my type (Dickwad) x

Funnily when I offered to listen to his shite via directmessage on Adultwork for 60p a minute he didnt reply...div haha!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6543 on: 09 December 2014, 08:49:18 pm »
Via email on Adultwork:
Hi Bibi,I'm (dickwad)and I'm 26.I have a long cock and my ex girlfriend used to tell me how it used to bang against her cervix.I love pleasuring women with my long cock but before I book girls I love to tease them a bit so was wondering if you had skype or msn so we could chat before I book you.You are really my type (Dickwad) x

Funnily when I offered to listen to his shite via directmessage on Adultwork for 60p a minute he didnt reply...div haha!
The ones that ask if you wanna skype before a booking are always pricks!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6544 on: 10 December 2014, 12:38:30 am »
Via email on Adultwork:
Hi Bibi,I'm (dickwad)and I'm 26.I have a long cock and my ex girlfriend used to tell me how it used to bang against her cervix.I love pleasuring women with my long cock but before I book girls I love to tease them a bit so was wondering if you had skype or msn so we could chat before I book you.You are really my type (Dickwad) x

Funnily when I offered to listen to his shite via directmessage on Adultwork for 60p a minute he didnt reply...div haha!


That is the most disgusting thing I've read today, dickwad ad his long (yak) cervix banger...ugh I feel violated
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6545 on: 10 December 2014, 01:38:15 am »
Yep seriously deluded if he thinks having your cervix bruised is sexy!Some real cockwombles on Adultwork at the moment.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6546 on: 10 December 2014, 10:07:50 pm »
yay cock womble is catching on hehehe

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6547 on: 11 December 2014, 11:04:35 am »
It will be a half hour booking as this is all i pay for now. The reason for this is the escorts i have meet get so much pleasure from my pussy licking that i spend the first half hour just pleasuring them & they have all been fair over this. As i mentioned to you before its not about the girl serving me in a meet its a two way thing.

So it depends on if your a clock watching girl or not - if you are we will run out of time and you won't get pleasured as much, spoiling the fun all round but if your not & it stretches 15 or 20 mins over then you are in for some real good pussy licking pleasure


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6548 on: 11 December 2014, 03:37:42 pm »
I'd of said you pay for 30 mins you get 30 mins.My boyfriend will make up for my lack of pleasure later when you have paid for your 30 mins and left on the dot of 30 mins.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6549 on: 11 December 2014, 05:13:12 pm »
If I were an utterly hard an fearless harlot, I would take the booking and then tell him at the thirty minute point, "Actually, you're rubbish that this. Time's up!"

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6550 on: 11 December 2014, 05:18:51 pm »
If I were an utterly hard an fearless harlot, I would take the booking and then tell him at the thirty minute point, "Actually, you're rubbish that this. Time's up!"

I don't do RO (and posts like the one above remind me why) but if I did I'd take the booking and make sure I got up and put my robe on the second thirty minutes was up. I wouldn't tell him he was rubbish though, I'd just smile politely and ask if he'd like to extend at the advertised rate :).

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6551 on: 11 December 2014, 05:46:25 pm »
I'd reject him because he uses the word pussy  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6552 on: 11 December 2014, 06:01:19 pm »
I'd reject him because he uses the word pussy  ;D

Yes, he'd fall foul of my no mentioning body parts in an email rule, and also by using the word 'pleasure' as a verb :-X.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6553 on: 11 December 2014, 10:14:46 pm »
:FF So many idiots today. Last minute booker/canceller TW. Guy that lives nearly three hours away wants a 1 hour booking, when I decline he continues to phone and text? My favourite, some turd from the other end of the country with a "genius" idea. Escorting as a couple... ummm. No thanks! Creep. SO MUCH BS. Yeah this is more of a rant but grrrrr.  :FF :FF :FF :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6554 on: 11 December 2014, 10:44:23 pm »
I had a guy call me en route to a booking with me to ask "Are you completely female?" "Do you mean have I ever had testicles or a Y chromosome?" "Yeah." "No, I have never had testicles or a y chromosome. I'm cancelling your booking. Please don't come by."