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Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6495 on: 01 December 2014, 12:02:35 pm »
"Hi seen you on adult work couldn't see your rates on there" 

You mean the rates about 1 inch above the phone number you just text me on?  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6496 on: 01 December 2014, 01:34:31 pm »
"Hi seen you on adult work couldn't see your rates on there" 

You mean the rates about 1 inch above the phone number you just text me on?  :FF
Urgh, I get that all the time, even though my rates are listed above the phone number on all my ads. They must just scan until they see a number. Very annoying because when I tell them my rates they mostly say they'll call back and never do. I think a genuine caller will always have read profiles and ads properly and if they have to ask questions like that they're not going to book.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6497 on: 01 December 2014, 02:17:05 pm »
Text message all from one guy.

21/9/14..Independent escort yes or no

12/10/14 Hi are you an escort if so I have an offer for you.

15/10/14 Are you an escortt [sic]

18/11/14 Hello how would you like to make ?3000 you interested

22/11/14 How would you like to make ?3000 u intersted

22/11/14Hi are you an independent escort

01/12/14 Hi my name is max first i have to interview you so i no [sic] you real not fake and its [sic] has to be face to face and i dont mean to be rude but am looking for an escort for my client and the escort will get payed [sic] ?2000 yes or no.


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6498 on: 01 December 2014, 02:30:33 pm »
This texter must be doing the rounds.I had similar 'Do u want to earn 2000 yes or no?' just the other day.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6499 on: 01 December 2014, 03:32:20 pm »
Got a call:
Him "Hi is this (escort)?"
Me "Yes it is"
Him "Can you text me your postcode, could do with some relaxation after work"
Me "Sorry not sure I'll be available later on"
"How much do you charge for half an hour"
Me "That's on my profile"
"Do you do French kissing?"
Me "You need to read my profile"
"Okay where's that? My manager gave me your number"
Me "I'm (escort name) on adult work"
"Okay can you text your postcode and I'll read your profile"
Me -hangs up and saves in phone as Stupid Idiot-

Who passes round prostitutes phone numbers at work??  ::)

Also anyone else get this? Texts that go like:
Him "Are you available at 4pm?
Me "Yes I will be"
Then at 4pm he texts "where are you? I'm ready" and it's like.. You haven't made a booking?
Are these people who have never booked anything ever in their whole lives..
What annoyed me is that this has happened twice this past week, both by men who have been before and have then done this and parked outside my flats expecting a booking.
So indiscreet and means I have to wait for them to leave before I feel comfortable leaving my flat!!
« Last Edit: 01 December 2014, 04:15:56 pm by chloe_ »

Red KB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6500 on: 01 December 2014, 04:21:11 pm »
Also anyone else get this? Texts that go like:
Him "Are you available at 4pm?
Me "Yes I will be"
Then at 4pm he texts "where are you? I'm ready" and it's like.. You haven't made a booking?
Are these people who have never booked anything ever in their whole lives..

I frequently get those. They ask if I'm available now and I tell them I need 30 minutes notice so they say, ok they'll call back in half an hour! I then have to explain if they want to see me in 30 minutes they need to tell me now and confirm a booking. It really seems to confuse some of them.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6501 on: 01 December 2014, 09:21:46 pm »
Had a 'lovely' gent phone me up today on withheld ::)

Asked if I would fulfil his fantasy.......involving his dog! :-X

Wtf! Yes, because I get a kick from sexually abusing defencless animals you sick Fuck!

I politely declined, so he then said, even for ?900!? ..............  :FF

I know we all have our kinks and that, but come on! There's a law against that for a reason!


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6502 on: 01 December 2014, 10:00:32 pm »
Oh yeah, had the dog person, but wanted me to supply the canine, and was prepared to pay "any money".
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6503 on: 01 December 2014, 10:03:15 pm »
Had a 'lovely' gent phone me up today on withheld ::)

Asked if I would fulfil his fantasy.......involving his dog! :-X

Wtf! Yes, because I get a kick from sexually abusing defencless animals you sick Fuck!

I politely declined, so he then said, even for ?900!? ..............  :FF

I know we all have our kinks and that, but come on! There's a law against that for a reason!

He could not stretch it to 1000 ... Lol

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6504 on: 01 December 2014, 10:21:19 pm »
Sorry if the spelling is strange but imagine Ali G,

Him, Alright sweetie
Me, Yes,
Him, You look hot babes, I totally get that you are Domme and shit but would love to pay you to ride me
Me, I don't offer that service
Him, How about me dominate you babes
Me, No I dominate my clients
Him, oh issssitttt
Me, yes
Him, Oh I get you babes, shame though

Phone down!
He rang back to tell me I'm rude, saved him under Ali G
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TheLittleMatchGirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6505 on: 02 December 2014, 09:48:30 am »
"Hi I'm 34 athletic, I live in Athens Greece
Let me know if you'd like to live with me or even a holiday"
*** I can resist everything but temptation***

sourgrapes

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6506 on: 02 December 2014, 10:05:37 am »
"Hi I'm 34 athletic, I live in Athens Greece
Let me know if you'd like to live with me or even a holiday"

I trust you're packing fresh knickers and toothbrush as we read this....   ;D
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roxy666

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6507 on: 02 December 2014, 11:01:35 am »
Had a 'lovely' gent phone me up today on withheld ::)

Asked if I would fulfil his fantasy.......involving his dog! :-X

Wtf! Yes, because I get a kick from sexually abusing defencless animals you sick Fuck!

I politely declined, so he then said, even for ?900!? ..............  :FF

I know we all have our kinks and that, but come on! There's a law against that for a reason!

He could not stretch it to 1000 ... Lol

Would of made all the difference, if only he knew!  ;) haha

TheLittleMatchGirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6508 on: 02 December 2014, 02:28:49 pm »
"Hi I'm 34 athletic, I live in Athens Greece
Let me know if you'd like to live with me or even a holiday"

I trust you're packing fresh knickers and toothbrush as we read this....   ;D

Haha yep, just need to get the euros!
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TheLittleMatchGirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6509 on: 02 December 2014, 02:32:30 pm »
Had a 'lovely' gent phone me up today on withheld ::)

Asked if I would fulfil his fantasy.......involving his dog! :-X

Wtf! Yes, because I get a kick from sexually abusing defencless animals you sick Fuck!

I politely declined, so he then said, even for ?900!? ..............  :FF

I know we all have our kinks and that, but come on! There's a law against that for a reason!

He could not stretch it to 1000 ... Lol

Would of made all the difference, if only he knew!  ;) haha

That's awful, I had a request all he was was to film me from the knees down (wearing shoes he'd bring...) while I crush and stamp on worms and bugs! I'm not an insect fan but felt sorry for them being used by this weirdo. Unfortunately my curiosity led me to discovering a whole "fetish" that exists where youngs girls are made to torture animals while being filmed. What's wrong with people
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