I haven't escorted in about a year and a half, and today I started up a profile again to see how it goes. I also haven't worked independantly for about four years, and today reminded me of all the idiots I had to put up with. (It reminded me straight away of this thread. Can't believe it's still going four years later)
My first message:
'hy were 2 bi guys solove to book u'
So I politely ask for more details.
I get this back
'ok thnks for the reply were both bi and very big both over 10 inches lol so love to book u for a really long booking well pay relly well'
At this point I know it's a hopeless cause. But it's my first message in four years, so I give them the benefit of the doubt. I let them know that I mean details about the booking.
I get this back:
'oh sorry xx were looking for a really long booking say how long would u do for 3 grand x and as soon as u can within reasonx'
At this point I stop responding.
Next message:
'Hi
I saw your profile and want to book an appointment.
Thanks'
Okay, reasonably normal. So I ask for details (about the booking this time). I get this back:
'My self jaymes
26y.o.
5.8"
64kg
businessman
Anything else'
So again I ask for booking details. We exchange a few messages, each one sounding more abnormal than the last. Eventually we agree on Monday afternoon and he asks for my number. I was in the middle of replying that I will give my number closer to the date because of problems I used to have with time wasters, but half way through I thought, hell, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. So I give him my number, saying to contact me on Monday. He then starts whatsapping me asking for facepictures (reasonable enough, but I don't give face pictures). He then starts sending me pictures of himself and asking what services I do. It has been four years since I was answering my own messages. But an hour into getting messages and I remember all the tricks in the book. So I politely tell him that the services I provide are on my profile. At this point I know it's another lost cause. He then starts to tell me that 'he wants to make a booking, but he has had problems with escorts before refusing to see him because how big he is and wanted to know if I could fit him. Instantly blocked, and the benefit of the doubt is no longer being given out. An hour and a half in and I was already as cynical as I used to be, lol.
xx
