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Vichyssoise

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6375 on: 06 November 2014, 09:03:10 am »
Quote from: Nia Hope on 05 November 2014, 09:13:29 pm
Quote from: Nia Hope on 05 November 2014, 09:09:04 pm
Text just now,
Him. Do you do pussy squaring and cock milking?
Me. What is pussy squaring?
Him. Your pussy squaring.
Me. I have no idea what pussy squaring is, please ring for enquiries.
Him. Pussy, orgosm spunk.

His spelling mistakes! Of course I know he means squirting but nothing on TV so amused me for a bit!
He just text back, "Sorry I'm looking for cock milking season"


Is it cock milking season? Nobody told me

Yes from the 1 November till dooms day. Cock milking season is in full swing. You mustn't have got the memo.
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foreign affairs

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6376 on: 06 November 2014, 10:11:16 am »
Hello,

I have 2 requests for information following :

I hope you're not going to be hurt by my 2 requests :

1) I wonder if you agree with sex without a condom ?
Of course, i will provide and give you : hiv test if you
accept

2) And is it possible to pay you "several times" before we meet?

My Mail: xxxxxxxxx@gmail.com

Please do not answer if you're not at all interested

Thank you in advance for reading
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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6377 on: 06 November 2014, 10:36:19 am »
Quote from: foreign affairs on 06 November 2014, 10:11:16 am
Hello,

I have 2 requests for information following :

I hope you're not going to be hurt by my 2 requests :

1) I wonder if you agree with sex without a condom ?
Of course, i will provide and give you : hiv test if you
accept

2) And is it possible to pay you "several times" before we meet?

My Mail: xxxxxxxxx@gmail.com

Please do not answer if you're not at all interested

Thank you in advance for reading
Besides wanting BB he wants a "lay-away" lay? Paying in installments? now I've heard it all.
Could be he is fishing for your bank details though.
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Grumpy Cow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6378 on: 06 November 2014, 11:41:52 am »
Quote from: Nia Hope on 05 November 2014, 09:13:29 pm
Quote from: Nia Hope on 05 November 2014, 09:09:04 pm
Text just now,
Him. Do you do pussy squaring and cock milking?
Me. What is pussy squaring?
Him. Your pussy squaring.
Me. I have no idea what pussy squaring is, please ring for enquiries.
Him. Pussy, orgosm spunk.

His spelling mistakes! Of course I know he means squirting but nothing on TV so amused me for a bit!

He just text back, "Sorry I'm looking for cock milking season"
Is it cock milking season? Nobody told me.




Damn you!  *wipes coffee from screen*  ;D
« Last Edit: 06 November 2014, 11:43:29 am by Grumpy Cow »
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Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6379 on: 06 November 2014, 12:54:48 pm »
I will admit to having on occasion replying to ridiculous text-speak with illegible gibberish.

Punter: RU Working?

Me: Mmm yeah ok bb

Punter: Wat? Where RU?

Me: OK bb im in mcslkk

Punter: I can't undrstnd u?

Me: love love mmmm!!! xxx

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Kay

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6380 on: 06 November 2014, 01:49:36 pm »
Don't tempt  me, Fabulassie!

I got a fantastic text the other day - 'Hill'. Just 'Hill'. It's pretty tragic if they can't even get 'Hi' right, no? That's all I could assume he was trying to say...
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littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6381 on: 07 November 2014, 06:18:22 pm »
single simple text message



u got strap ons


um, don't think i'll be responding to that
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Vichyssoise

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6382 on: 08 November 2014, 03:38:52 pm »
Just now.
Phone call.
Him. Hi are you available this afternoon?
Me. No sorry I am not working today.
Him. Oh no I am gutted, just been looking at your pics, I am so horny.
Me. Sorry I am not working till next week.
Him. Will you not just do me half an hour now. You look good for age you look about 47.
Me.Thank you but no sorry. Do you want to book for later in the week.
Him. I'm a good looking 25 yr old, not the ugly old perverts you usually get.
Me. I don't get ugly old perverts.
Him. Please go on I just love fucking old women.
Me. Bye. Blocked.
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Siorse

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6383 on: 08 November 2014, 05:47:19 pm »
Quote from: Fabulassie on 06 November 2014, 12:54:48 pm
I will admit to having on occasion replying to ridiculous text-speak with illegible gibberish.

Punter: RU Working?

Me: Mmm yeah ok bb

Punter: Wat? Where RU?

Me: OK bb im in mcslkk

Punter: I can't undrstnd u?

Me: love love mmmm!!! xxx


PMSL!! That's class, I'll not be able to resist next time!! ;D
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Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6384 on: 09 November 2014, 08:22:09 am »
A trend I've had recently is after I've said I'm not available/don't  travel to their location/otherwise turned them down politely I get a reply of something  like "shame, you looked so hot in your pics" as if I just told them I'm into something horrible and gross that has ruined the image they had of me in their minds!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6385 on: 09 November 2014, 09:14:58 am »
Quote from: KayHerts on 06 November 2014, 01:49:36 pm
Don't tempt  me, Fabulassie!

I got a fantastic text the other day - 'Hill'. Just 'Hill'. It's pretty tragic if they can't even get 'Hi' right, no? That's all I could assume he was trying to say...


HILL - PMSL!!

i got one the other day say "mori bbes" I'm presuming he meant morning lol
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TheLittleMatchGirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6386 on: 09 November 2014, 11:15:53 am »
Quote from: Just An Escort on 09 November 2014, 08:22:09 am
A trend I've had recently is after I've said I'm not available/don't  travel to their location/otherwise turned them down politely I get a reply of something  like "shame, you looked so hot in your pics" as if I just told them I'm into something horrible and gross that has ruined the image they had of me in their minds!

Ugh I get exactly the same! As though I'm going to say "okay okay I'll do it, please want to ejaculate on me again, I need your approval!"
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littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6387 on: 09 November 2014, 08:43:38 pm »
ooft, well seen its the full moon this weekend!

i got a whatsapp messa (how?  its not set up to show me as online and i hadn't had my phone on for a day)  saying hi.  ignored it... followed up with ??, still ignored it

text message 5 minutes later.. hi, wanna fok u


email later yesterday from a different guy...

hi, i wanna see you, you b ring grass aye?
just being honest love a smokey wumman


everything was just nonsense as well.  do people think we are turned on by text speak, babbling rubbish or downright rude demands?
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TheLittleMatchGirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6388 on: 09 November 2014, 11:05:08 pm »
Quote from: littleminxjennifer on 09 November 2014, 08:43:38 pm
ooft, well seen its the full moon this weekend!

i got a whatsapp messa (how?  its not set up to show me as online and i hadn't had my phone on for a day)  saying hi.  ignored it... followed up with ??, still ignored it

text message 5 minutes later.. hi, wanna fok u


email later yesterday from a different guy...

hi, i wanna see you, you b ring grass aye?
just being honest love a smokey wumman


everything was just nonsense as well.  do people think we are turned on by text speak, babbling rubbish or downright rude demands?

This man is a nutjob but I'm guessing he's asking you to bring weed and saying he loves black women??? Or is that insane?
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KinkyVixen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6389 on: 09 November 2014, 11:46:55 pm »
Quote from: littleminxjennifer on 09 November 2014, 08:43:38 pm
ooft, well seen its the full moon this weekend!

i got a whatsapp messa (how?  its not set up to show me as online and i hadn't had my phone on for a day)  saying hi.  ignored it... followed up with ??, still ignored it

text message 5 minutes later.. hi, wanna fok u


email later yesterday from a different guy...

hi, i wanna see you, you b ring grass aye?
just being honest love a smokey wumman


everything was just nonsense as well.  do people think we are turned on by text speak, babbling rubbish or downright rude demands?


Id get rid of whatsapp on the phone your using for escorting ..... You will be inundated with TWs and you dont want anyone finding your FB or "real" life social sites.

( AFAIK all the Farcebooks, twatters etc have "algorythims" that comb your contacts/email etc , and its only a matter of time before the pesky clever computer code is suggesting you as a friend to punters. Best avoided for all WG and clients if you want your ID to stay private)

This is second time tonight ive seen something like this , so il say it again ....you want 2 phones , and keep the social networkig stuff to your personal phone , and for a  hooker phone a cheap basic one will do . It keeps you safe from been found on social sites plus on my cheapo work phone the MMSs dont register , so I dont get to see the cock pics and other rubbish they send.  9/10 cock pic senders dont genuinely want a booking , they just want you to THINK your getting one , so you wil play along with naughty txts etc.
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