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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6360 on: 04 November 2014, 12:28:00 am »
Now added to my blocked list, here's a recent exchange of emails I've just had with a guy I've never seen or spoken to before. This is a classic case of wanting to Top from the Bottom. And, apparantly, because clients pay us for sex, we are their employees??! Funniest thing I've heard this weekend.

HIM:
Dear Mistress Cat. hello mistress my name is ***. i'm 44yrs old 5ft 9inch tall & i'm from manchester. Dear Mistress i think you look awesome & i would like to book you for 2hrs facesitting & squashing please.
i would like to know if you would be willing to come to a hotel in manchester because i'm unfamiliar with hotels in london. i already have details of a manchester hotel that i would like to use (obviously with your permission) the hotel is the *** & it's location is barely a 5 minutes walk from ***.
yours respectfully
***.

AND THEN ANOTHER FROM HIM:

Dear Mistress Cat. if you have any questions for me or if you feel i've left out any details? then please don't hesitate to ask.
yours respectfully
***.


ME:

Hi ***
I'm sorry, but I have no plans to visit Manchester. Do let me know if you ever come to London and we can arrange something then.
Regards
Cx

HIM:
don't take this the wrong way lady but it's usually considered good manners to reply to something like a booking request (but hey what the heck if you don't want my money)

ME:
Don't take this the wrong way, dear, but it's considered extremely bad manners to harrass a lady just because you don't receive a reply within YOUR timeframe. Plus you make all the right noises about subbing, then act like a flakey fake and start stamping your little foot when you don't get your own way.

As it is, I DID reply, so it's even more rude to assume that I haven't replied. Perhaps blaming your email processor would be a more logical - and polite - first step?

My reply said - basically - sorry I am not planning to visit Manchester at the moment.

Yours, respectfully,

Catherine

HIM:
Dear Mistress Cat. harassing? nothing like it i only sent you 3 email's 1 was 1st contact requesting a booking! 2nd was a polite way of saying if i've missed out any details? then please ask! flakey fake? ha ha:) i am no fake? that's an unusual but quite funny insult:) so how you figure out that i was harassing you after only 3 emails is quite puzzling? you're right to assume that i didn't get your "reply" as for my requesting you to come to manchester. i would indeed want you to come to manchester but i would be covering your travel expenses! plus your booking fee & the hotel expenses as well "i would even be willing to pay you your booking fee full & upfront then once you have confirmation then we arrange a date/time for the booking to take place! the hotel i mentioned is very easy to get to because i'm assuming it would be easier for you to get to manchester via train! & the *** hotel is practically 5mins walk from the train station! it's address is [hotel address]
[hotel phone number]
[hotel reception email]
[hotel website]

so you can check out this hotel & it's location & then you'll know i'm no flakey fake? & once we're in the hotel room & you're sitting nice & comfy on my face then you'll know for definite that i'm not messing you around.
dear mistress please give me a chance to redeem myself. i didn't intend to cause you any upset by the way i worded my email. & so i ask you please allow my booking & judge for yourself whether or not i'm worthy of being your "slave"
yours respectfully ***.

ME:

I'm sorry, I am not able to visit Manchester right now.
Catherine

HIM:

Dear Mistress Cat. i hereby withdraw my booking request! & this is my reason why! you may well be a mistress? but you seem to forget that if i'm paying you to sit on my face then you are effectively my employee! i quite generously offered to cover your travel expenses as well as the hotel fee & obviously your booking fee if you was to come to manchester. if the way you reacted to me by insulting me & calling me a flakey fake? is anything to go by then i'm quite surprised if you have any client's because the way you spoke to me was.....similar to what i'd expect from a child!

Im sure this is "Martin" who I have posted about in Tw/Warnings earlier.
 
I was just doing a catch up on this section and this caught my eye.

He is using the same language as my initial email from him ( polite and wants 2 hour facesitting ) . ALso he used the same phrase " you look awesome"  and signs off "yours respectfully. Later on he cancels and spits his dummy out.  Ive got a feeling this is the same guy ladies.

He either has no intention of showing in the first place , or is a a genuine  plonker who deems himself "sub" but wants to top from the bottom and control things if he shows to the booking.

EDIT - Just checked my initial emails from him, gotta be the same guy as he used the also said " i i'm 44yrs old 5ft 9inch tall " - BINGO !! The saddo is obvs targetting all Mistresses al over UK!

" I hereby withdraw my booking request!" - Yep , exact same wording again.

He is no submissive, just an absolute idiot who got quite nasty with me. I note he used a different  name with you.
« Last Edit: 04 November 2014, 12:34:58 am by KinkyVixen »
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6361 on: 04 November 2014, 01:27:10 am »
Man with a few feedback emails at 11pm,
 I'm @@@ and I would like outcall NOW ?40 quickie facesitting and watersports on top of sex.

Really angers me how they think we're all so desperate for money that they can demand it, not ask and for a pittance. I don't offer any ?40 service and no doubt he would run over time with all his requests.

Another one practically begging me to see him. Genuine ones don't beg. If I say I'm not free the good ones say things like oh another time maybe or that's a shame, will call soon. Plus regs never beg if I'm not free so I think those saying 5 or 6 times 'oh go on go on' are desperate to do a no show, if not they're certainly disrespectful of me having any kind of life outside this. Especially with the WGs who say they're taking their kids out or something and still they carry on begging.

They probably don't like it that I haven't fallen for their timewastery so they just keep on begging hoping I'll give in.  Or when I've said I'm not free they ask why?!!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6362 on: 04 November 2014, 01:59:07 am »


Im sure this is "Martin" who I have posted about in Tw/Warnings earlier.
 
I was just doing a catch up on this section and this caught my eye.

He is using the same language as my initial email from him ( polite and wants 2 hour facesitting ) . ALso he used the same phrase " you look awesome"  and signs off "yours respectfully. Later on he cancels and spits his dummy out.  Ive got a feeling this is the same guy ladies.

He either has no intention of showing in the first place , or is a a genuine  plonker who deems himself "sub" but wants to top from the bottom and control things if he shows to the booking.

EDIT - Just checked my initial emails from him, gotta be the same guy as he used the also said " i i'm 44yrs old 5ft 9inch tall " - BINGO !! The saddo is obvs targetting all Mistresses al over UK!

" I hereby withdraw my booking request!" - Yep , exact same wording again.

He is no submissive, just an absolute idiot who got quite nasty with me. I note he used a different  name with you.

Oh that Manchester dude Martin - I posted about him a few weeks ago too.  I am not a mistress and different size etc - he contacts totally different ladies, totally at random.  He first emailed me end of 2013 and then got all OTT.  We had quite a giggle about him on here  ;D 

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6363 on: 04 November 2014, 03:01:03 am »
What is with these idiots thinking I can get to their houses in ten minutes?

I've had one try to book me for a couple of weeks now, it was always on days I couldn't make it so I had to say no each time. Finally he asks for a time I can make, and proceeds to tell me he wants to travel to his place (a 2 hour train away) for a 30 minute booking. No thanks!

They don't seem to realise that if I'm a uni student, that makes me LESS desperate as I only need around one or two bookings a week and I'm still far better off than almost everyone else around me (other students, that is). I've been increasingly rude in my responses to people that I know are timewasters and I couldn't care less. If anything, it's an enjoyable way to deal with them! And if I get a name for being sassy, so be it.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6364 on: 04 November 2014, 03:33:36 am »
I have one client which I saw couple of times already and he's soooo annoying! Usually he expects me to show up in his place in matter of minutes (nevermind that I live on opposite side of city), has the most ridiculous requests which never come to reality, cose he's getting overexcited and hes movements remind me of rabbit suffering from epilepsy. On halloween night he had request to have sex in some public place.
Really mate? On one of very few nights when most of people are outside celebrating?  :FF He doesnt take no for answer ("but baby whyyyy?"). So bloody annoying. He's obviously blocked now.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6365 on: 04 November 2014, 08:21:00 am »
What is with these idiots thinking I can get to their houses in ten minutes?

I've had one try to book me for a couple of weeks now, it was always on days I couldn't make it so I had to say no each time. Finally he asks for a time I can make, and proceeds to tell me he wants to travel to his place (a 2 hour train away) for a 30 minute booking. No thanks!

They don't seem to realise that if I'm a uni student, that makes me LESS desperate as I only need around one or two bookings a week and I'm still far better off than almost everyone else around me (other students, that is). I've been increasingly rude in my responses to people that I know are timewasters and I couldn't care less. If anything, it's an enjoyable way to deal with them! And if I get a name for being sassy, so be it.

I'm going to finger-wag you a minute, here: you may get more than a "name for being sassy." You may anger a real weirdo. Everyone has succumbed to the temptation to reply sassily to dumb emails but it is really better not to. You never know when you piss off someone who is actually dangerous. They can change their names and manner of approach and still get to you. They can also wage an online campaign against you and you could end up on some "dangerous prossie" list somewhere.

We're not paid to email these twats so try to remember that and give them as little of your energy as possible. Venting or laughing about it here can be fun but  never engage these guys if you're not going to be getting any money out of them.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6366 on: 04 November 2014, 08:39:19 am »
I completely agree. It is so easy to respond in the negative. The best way I have found is to completely ignore and block. I responded once to a twat and felt bad afterwards as the outcome could be far worse than e mail ping pong. We have to get used to these timewasters and there is no point devoting any energy to them.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6367 on: 04 November 2014, 12:29:37 pm »
If they're actually dangerous, that's completely different. I have had a look at said lists and I think that sending someone a message detailing why it's quite rude to send a booking request without any previous point of contact isn't the same thing as stealing someone's wallet as some WGs on there are reported to have done... The message is almost always before a block as well. I'd rather reply at least once so I don't get a rep for not responding or having horrible communications, although if it really gets to say, five or ten times a day then of course I won't respond. It's not like I respond to every one either, that really would be tiresome.

I know you have good intentions but you haven't seen the nature of my emails, they really are just simply informing the person why I won't take a booking with the same "sassy" tone that is found in some parts of my profile. Never, ever, anything insulting or any name-calling. The most I have to lose is the rep of the persona in my profile, in which case I'll make a new one, tell my regulars, and do the next city over instead. I won't fall for them making new profiles as I take guys with 30+ recent positive feedbacks from active escort profiles, and those who don't have that have to give me a utility bill now. Fairly difficult to get to me pretending to be someone else (as two people have previously done - this wasn't even following a "sassy" email, simply me not being able to make the time they wanted).

I see plenty of WGs here talking about how they tell off people who blatantly haven't read their profile. How is this any different? That's literally all I'm doing. If somebody posts a thread on one of those forums and then deters the kind of people that read said threads in the first place from booking me, then so be it. In fairness, I'm probably not their type anyway.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6368 on: 04 November 2014, 01:19:10 pm »
I don't even tell off the guys who don't read my profile. If they're on the phone asking dumb questions I will either pretend to be booked until February 2018 or I will say, "Why don't you have a read of my profile - it answers all of your questions - and get back to me?" Sometimes I will reply to borderline emails with a polite "I'm sorry but I don't think I'm the girl for you. Good luck finding someone more suitable." I will do that if I think they're possibly  just clueless and don't want to be outright rude.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6369 on: 04 November 2014, 10:45:04 pm »
If they're actually dangerous, that's completely different. I have had a look at said lists and I think that sending someone a message detailing why it's quite rude to send a booking request without any previous point of contact isn't the same thing as stealing someone's wallet as some WGs on there are reported to have done... The message is almost always before a block as well. I'd rather reply at least once so I don't get a rep for not responding or having horrible communications, although if it really gets to say, five or ten times a day then of course I won't respond. It's not like I respond to every one either, that really would be tiresome.


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6370 on: 04 November 2014, 11:19:31 pm »
Same with anyone that contacts me... I meant dangerous-sounding beforehand, as in I wouldn't respond to someone that was being threatening in the way that I've phrased these messages (which are really nothing more than the example Fabulassie gave with her message about the profile, I just felt a bit sassy-verging-on-rude when I typed virtually the same thing). Just because those that I see have managed to use the right words and keep a nice tone with me doesn't mean they're not just as dangerous and easily-triggered when they are made to feel even slightly silly. My point is that I am already putting myself in massive danger by going round to their house, I don't really care that much about someone getting offended because I told them that they have asked me for something I blatantly state I don't do.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6371 on: 05 November 2014, 09:38:46 am »
Got this today.
Are you available today for 30min for 50. I fancy an older woman to take advantage of me.
Me, yes I have availability for 30, no not for 50
Him, ok 55.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6372 on: 05 November 2014, 10:05:26 am »
Had a guy email me yesterday to ask if I have a day job in a shoe shop in a nearby town, as the assistant there was a spitting image for me. Creepy enough but he also said that if he hadn't been there with family he would've asked to my face. Well, I don't have a job in a shoe shop so I told him it was a good job he didn't ask the poor woman if she was an escort! Also, if I had been that person I don't think I would've appreciated being asked about my escorting while at a civvy job!

Oh and he said seeing this person who looks like me makes him 'want to visit'. Charmer!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6373 on: 05 November 2014, 09:09:04 pm »
Text just now,
Him. Do you do pussy squaring and cock milking?
Me. What is pussy squaring?
Him. Your pussy squaring.
Me. I have no idea what pussy squaring is, please ring for enquiries.
Him. Pussy, orgosm spunk.

His spelling mistakes! Of course I know he means squirting but nothing on TV so amused me for a bit!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6374 on: 05 November 2014, 09:13:29 pm »
Text just now,
Him. Do you do pussy squaring and cock milking?
Me. What is pussy squaring?
Him. Your pussy squaring.
Me. I have no idea what pussy squaring is, please ring for enquiries.
Him. Pussy, orgosm spunk.

His spelling mistakes! Of course I know he means squirting but nothing on TV so amused me for a bit!
He just text back, "Sorry I'm looking for cock milking season"
Is it cock milking season? Nobody told me.
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