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Prettywoman

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6330 on: 31 October 2014, 10:02:50 am »
Just got off the phone....

Him: Are you available this evening?
Me: I'm sorry but I'm finishing by 6pm today.
Him: Oh, I need to see you at 7. Can you do that?
Me: Sorry - normally I could but it's Halloween and I have plans this evening.
Him: Aw, why not? I really want to see you and I'm not off work until 5:30 and I have to go home and shower and then drive into the city.
Me: I understand, but I'm taking my children trick-or-treating. (I normally avoid mentioning my children but I somehow felt like I owed this guy an explanation and that he'd understand that being a good mum means doing these things... but no...)
Him: Aw, come on! I'll make it worth you while!

I just said I'm sorry and hung up but it took some willpower on my part not to yell at him. Probably something along the lines of WELL ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE IT WORTH MY KIDS' WHILE TOO? BECAUSE MY FIVE-YEAR-OLD WILL BE SO DISAPPOINTED THAT I DOUBT ANYTHING SHORT OF A FUCKING PONY WILL MAKE IT WORTH HIS WHILE.

I shouldn't have mentioned my kids in the first place. Assuming they will understand we're humans with lives that don't revolve around their cocks is a massive mistake on my part.  :FF


It's annoying, I know!

I think some think we lie on a bed all day with our legs wide open just waiting for their call!!! x

Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6331 on: 31 October 2014, 10:33:37 am »
I think some think we lie on a bed all day with our legs wide open just waiting for their call!!! x

Yeah, definitely! Had a guy get in touch at 10.15pm yesterday, I told him my working hours are till 11pm so it was too late to arrange anything and he text back "It's only quarter past ten are u not working now" - sure let me just get your address, do my security checks, get dressed, jump in my teleporter and show up at your house for 10:30!!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6332 on: 31 October 2014, 10:54:00 am »
Well, I have only myself to blame for this....

Phone rang and I answered right away without looking at the phone. Lovely-sounding gent wants a booking at 1. He sounds like the perfect client. I tell him verbally what neighbourhood I am in and say that I will text him my address when we hang up. He says that sounds great and we hang up. Then I notice that he's called from a private number.  :FF Now, if I'd looked at my phone I wouldn't have answered in the first place. Had I realised while we were on the phone I would have told him to shoot me a quick text so that I could reply to it. I do think his intentions were good and he may not have even realised that his number was blocked. Either he figures out that I haven't texted or he'll show up around 1 in my neighbourhood and call me to ask where I am. I suppose if I'm free and a private number shows around 1 then I'll answer. I do think he's genuine. I'm certainly not holding the time slot for him, though.

Prettywoman

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6333 on: 31 October 2014, 10:57:05 am »
I had 10pm as my finishing time last night, yet woke up to two messages from the same guy, asking if I was available in the next hour, it was sent at 2am?!!

So they also must think we don't sleep either! Really annoys me this!  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6334 on: 31 October 2014, 12:00:17 pm »
I would have blocked but gmail doesn't appear to have a block function.

To block emails on gmail you have to be on webmail and find and click the cog in the top right of the inbox, then click settings in the drop down

Select the Filters section

Click 'Create New Filter'

Enter the email address you wish to block in the From field and click 'Create filter with this search'

Tick 'Mark as Read', and 'Delete It'

Then click 'Create Filter'  - there is also a tick box that says 'apply filter to matching messages' only tick this if you want to immediately delete all the messages you've already received from that email address.

Hope this helps!

THANK YOU so, so much!!!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6335 on: 31 October 2014, 12:20:12 pm »
I had 10pm as my finishing time last night, yet woke up to two messages from the same guy, asking if I was available in the next hour, it was sent at 2am?!!

So they also must think we don't sleep either! Really annoys me this!  :FF
I always wake up to an abundance of missed calls and texts. I'm willing to bet none of them would lead to genuine bookings even if I were available at 3am. Blocked one guy because he'd called about ten times within an hour between 3 and 4am!
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Prettywoman

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6336 on: 31 October 2014, 01:47:12 pm »
Obviously taking the phrase "lady of the night" way too literally!  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6337 on: 31 October 2014, 03:45:55 pm »
I had 10pm as my finishing time last night, yet woke up to two messages from the same guy, asking if I was available in the next hour, it was sent at 2am?!!

So they also must think we don't sleep either! Really annoys me this!  :FF
I always wake up to an abundance of missed calls and texts. I'm willing to bet none of them would lead to genuine bookings even if I were available at 3am. Blocked one guy because he'd called about ten times within an hour between 3 and 4am!

I block everybody who calls/text during 1 am- 7 am.
I find them very very rude for calling at such hours.
And I dont want to see such rude people.
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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6338 on: 31 October 2014, 05:02:02 pm »
12.11pm Hi what are your rates
14.31pm You do anything for ?20
14.35pm I wont be over this way again, how about a ?20 special
14.42pm What you say I'm 2 minutes away.

?20?
Last of the big spenders or what?

victoryrose

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6339 on: 31 October 2014, 07:04:14 pm »
Wants me to travel from the coast of Devon to Bristol for a 30 minute booking.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6340 on: 31 October 2014, 11:52:28 pm »
WELL ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE IT WORTH MY KIDS' WHILE TOO? BECAUSE MY FIVE-YEAR-OLD WILL BE SO DISAPPOINTED THAT I DOUBT ANYTHING SHORT OF A FUCKING PONY WILL MAKE IT WORTH HIS WHILE.

Haha! Some guys really are prats. With guys like this, I just tell them what I need to make it worth my while. A guy asked for 10mins for ?20 and I told him my minimum booking time was 1 hour so regardless of how quick he was he'd still need to pay that rate, also because he'd pissed me off I'd want an extra ?30. Needless to say I got no reply but it amuses me to make up ridiculous things I'd want for acquiescing to their stupid requests - a pony's a good one  :D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6341 on: 01 November 2014, 07:20:09 am »
"Hello. Can you contact me with sms please." sent to my email addy as an MMS, so I can't really reply. And I have it clearly stated on my website that I do not divulge my phone number until after I've agreed to meet someone. Some people. *facedesk*

victoryrose

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6342 on: 02 November 2014, 04:27:05 pm »
Outcall booking through email. No feedback function so I have nothing to refer to in terms of how he's treated other escorts (and apparently I am his first). I ask for a utility bill.

He says that request has made him "stressed" and somehow thinks it appropriate to ask for proof of my name and age! Er.. For one, you must be having a laugh if you think my escort name is my real name and second, how exactly do you think I can prove my age without outright showing you my ID? That's what my AW verification is for!

He got the hint quite quickly but I said I wouldn't take the booking. Probably a bit harsh but if a client pisses me off even slightly it's off with them immediately, and if he didn't understand that basic request then who knows what his understanding of boundaries is like.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6343 on: 02 November 2014, 04:48:23 pm »
Hello Goddess, sorry to text and I am serious and will make a bank deposit to you, I would love to worship you tomorrow for 2 hours but I'm wondering if you do hard sports as in me as your full toilet, as well as other kinds of worship which I love to do, lol xx

Goddess! Lol! I hate bloody lol x
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6344 on: 02 November 2014, 07:09:54 pm »
Hi,
   Today I received a really weird message on Adultwork from a bloke using the username 'Samlondon200'...he is probably harmless but very strange.
He messaged me asking if I would like to take him out for food and drinks LOL with a view to going back to my place. He was very specific that he wanted to get to know me as I am British and had recently broken up with his girlfriend.
I initially thought he got his words mixed up about ME taking HIM out so I messaged him back and seems he actually meant it. I explained basically that I do dinner dates but only with clients I have previously met and outcall prices would apply. He responded that he really wants to get to know me as a person as I seem clever?! Then proceeds to ask how can we get to know eachother prior to him booking an incall? He then tries to ask what I am up to....
PROPER TIMEWASTER!