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Cat_BBW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6300 on: 27 October 2014, 12:02:23 am »
Quote from: Reni on 26 October 2014, 08:35:36 pm
What next tesco vouchers?

At least they can't be charged back!

(nb: I would only accept Tesco vouchers as a gift, tribute, or bonus. Never as payment for services.)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6301 on: 27 October 2014, 01:18:19 am »
I've had several clients ask if they can pay me via credit card...er where exactly do they think they can swipe it?!?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6302 on: 27 October 2014, 09:35:21 am »
Quote from: Reni on 21 October 2014, 12:06:25 pm
This is a strange one.

Hi there,
Nice profile on AW. I have a request that I'm wondering if you can fulfil.....
Would you be prepared to save your client's cum filled condoms so that I can buy them from you?
I'll pay an hours rate for a decent amount of them (preferably frozen for hygiene reasons).
Are you interested?

Why???


Haha I had exact same message! I asked him why and he likes smelling it and tasting it whilst wanking apparently
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6303 on: 27 October 2014, 09:41:52 am »
Quote from: lucielee on 17 October 2014, 12:04:21 am
Oh Curvygal - what a cheeky bas!! LOL

Here's one from 2 nights ago:

By phone.

 Punter:  Hi Lucie, I'm in (my town) and I would like to book you for an outcall.
 Me:        Sure, no problem. Which hotel are you staying in?
 Punter:  I'm actually a long distance lorry driver and I'm in my truck down at the docks.
 Me: Pardon???
 Punter: I'm a really nice guy, 28 years old and fit!
 Me: Listen sweetheart, I don't need the money that desperately that I am going to drive down to the docks and get in a lorry at      midnight with a strange man.
 Punter: But I'm a really nice guy. My name's (name). I'll send you a picture.
 Me: I'm sure Jack The Ripper was a really nice guy too and whilst I'm sure you're not going to abduct me for the white slave trade either, I think I'll pass until you're back in town and book a hotel!!

Been pissing myself over this for the last two days PLUS as an added bonus I got a picture of his truck. It sure beats the usual cock pic!!!!  ;D

Any takers? I'll pass on his number LOL

Love it! That's hilarious. I'm a really nice guy... Argh when will they learn just because they say something does not make it so!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6304 on: 27 October 2014, 03:45:42 pm »
God I sometimes get some right ones, listen to this one....have to just say this was in blue background and pasted clearly......

Mistress,

About Myself: My name is Raj M*****a an resident Indian. I m the owners son of GUCCI INDIA and in UAE.  We are also into 5 Star Hotel Business in India and UAE. I am 28 years old living in GOA and keep travelling all the twelve months.

I am looking for a real mistress.I want to serve you as i have a foot fetish mam since birth. Need a permanent mistress so that i can serve my rest living years under her shoes.

Please give me this opportunity mam. Your all the expenses will be borne by me mam. You just have to spit on my face mam. I would consider myself lucky mam.

Regards,

Your willing to be your slave.

God a very rich Indian bloke wants to buy me everything by the sounds of it.....received another one Saturday saying I'd won the Nigerian lottery.....what a week think il work till Friday then retire!!! Lol x
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6305 on: 27 October 2014, 07:17:21 pm »
Quote from: Miss-M on 27 October 2014, 03:45:42 pm


About Myself: My name is Raj M*****a an resident Indian. I m the owners son of GUCCI INDIA and in UAE.  We are also into 5 Star Hotel Business in India and UAE. I am 28 years old living in GOA and keep travelling all the twelve months.



That made me laugh out loud- Gucci India?!?!  These guys must think us gals are morons.  As far as I am aware, the Gucci brand still belongs to French parent company Kering  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6306 on: 28 October 2014, 12:29:39 am »
Quote from: Miss-M on 27 October 2014, 03:45:42 pm
God I sometimes get some right ones, listen to this one....have to just say this was in blue background and pasted clearly......

Mistress,

About Myself: My name is Raj M*****a an resident Indian. I m the owners son of GUCCI INDIA and in UAE.  We are also into 5 Star Hotel Business in India and UAE. I am 28 years old living in GOA and keep travelling all the twelve months.

I am looking for a real mistress.I want to serve you as i have a foot fetish mam since birth. Need a permanent mistress so that i can serve my rest living years under her shoes.

Please give me this opportunity mam. Your all the expenses will be borne by me mam. You just have to spit on my face mam. I would consider myself lucky mam.

Regards,

Your willing to be your slave.

God a very rich Indian bloke wants to buy me everything by the sounds of it.....received another one Saturday saying I'd won the Nigerian lottery.....what a week think il work till Friday then retire!!! Lol x


In order to win the Nigerian lottery though you will need to give out all your bank details. A safer bet is probably foot fetish weirdo Raj! Bloody hell - what planet are these people on? Am sure they must have shrinks in outer space that can help them! All very amusing! x
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6307 on: 28 October 2014, 01:58:31 pm »
posted in wrong topic, sorry
« Last Edit: 28 October 2014, 02:19:24 pm by Carol »
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6308 on: 28 October 2014, 06:06:24 pm »
Phonecall today.

Him, are you working?
Me, yes
Him, what's your services and prices?

Phone down and block  :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6309 on: 28 October 2014, 11:49:23 pm »
Yesterday's amazing contact within 10 minutes by text (bearing in mind I am doing incalls in a hotel).

Hi babe, how are you?
(I don't reply - because I'm working )

You working?
(I'm still with a client)

Fuck you then!
(Well not by you, but by someone else with a helluva lot more manners!!!  ;D)

Lucky escape I reckon LOL.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6310 on: 28 October 2014, 11:56:32 pm »
Followed by this:

Hi, is this Miss******

(Yes, it is)

Are you working today?

(Yes, but I'm fully booked)

So, I can't book you for an overnight then?

( I'm fully booked, byeeee) Phone down!!

I mean it clearly states on my profile I do NOT do overnights unless it is with regular clients so he was obviously blind as well as deaf!!!!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6311 on: 29 October 2014, 09:03:46 am »
Just woke up to...


"Hi I'm tony from ... I'm discreet 0789******* "

And another ...

"Hey babes

Am new to this but fancy meeting up for some fun.
Can I come as many times as I like????
Do you give a good tit wank ??

Cheers "

You'd think they'd never interacted socially before in their life
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6312 on: 29 October 2014, 09:08:56 am »
Quote from: lucielee on 28 October 2014, 11:49:23 pm
Yesterday's amazing contact within 10 minutes by text (bearing in mind I am doing incalls in a hotel).

Hi babe, how are you?
(I don't reply - because I'm working )

You working?
(I'm still with a client)

Fuck you then!
(Well not by you, but by someone else with a helluva lot more manners!!!  ;D)

Lucky escape I reckon LOL.

Just read a post on the "other" forum yesterday about a girl not answering her phone for over an hour, she was clearly working from what he said but they were all getting their knickers in a twist over how rude it was. Wonder if they'd think it was rude for us to answer the phone in their booking time, idiots
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6313 on: 29 October 2014, 10:30:18 am »
Quote from: TheLittleMatchGirl on 29 October 2014, 09:08:56 am
Quote from: lucielee on 28 October 2014, 11:49:23 pm
Yesterday's amazing contact within 10 minutes by text (bearing in mind I am doing incalls in a hotel).

Hi babe, how are you?
(I don't reply - because I'm working )

You working?
(I'm still with a client)

Fuck you then!
(Well not by you, but by someone else with a helluva lot more manners!!!  ;D)

Lucky escape I reckon LOL.

Just read a post on the "other" forum yesterday about a girl not answering her phone for over an hour, she was clearly working from what he said but they were all getting their knickers in a twist over how rude it was. Wonder if they'd think it was rude for us to answer the phone in their booking time, idiots

Lol. That's like the ones who type...

u working?

and then if I don't respond in 15 minutes

??
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6314 on: 29 October 2014, 07:56:14 pm »
"Really would like to see you next week but im just nervous as im a virgin :/"

Received on AW from a guy who has an alias offering services. His alias is a very horny guy who won't do bareback.

Me thinks someone was looking for a reply saying how I would go about calming his nerves.
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