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Red KB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6285 on: 20 October 2014, 12:08:29 pm »
Anyone who sends me an email with their phone number asking me to call or text them.
We're women, it's what we do. I just get paid for it.

DustedWithSugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6286 on: 20 October 2014, 09:10:41 pm »
Guys begging to send them picture "hun just one photo please" (in multiply versions) and using word "hun" i general. I HATE it!!!

Reni

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6287 on: 20 October 2014, 10:06:45 pm »

Hey, you seem a real treat. I like the idea of sneaking away from work for lunch to spend it with you.

Do you offer massages and BJ's? I am looking for a BJ at the most, not sex.

Also how long have you been in Here?

And how guaranteed is your discretion?

Thanks babe, speak to you soon.


No answer to what he means by guaranteed discretion...
 

Reni

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6288 on: 21 October 2014, 12:06:25 pm »
This is a strange one.

Hi there,
Nice profile on AW. I have a request that I'm wondering if you can fulfil.....
Would you be prepared to save your client's cum filled condoms so that I can buy them from you?
I'll pay an hours rate for a decent amount of them (preferably frozen for hygiene reasons).
Are you interested?


Why???

DustedWithSugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6289 on: 21 October 2014, 01:07:22 pm »
This is a strange one.

Hi there,
Nice profile on AW. I have a request that I'm wondering if you can fulfil.....
Would you be prepared to save your client's cum filled condoms so that I can buy them from you?
I'll pay an hours rate for a decent amount of them (preferably frozen for hygiene reasons).
Are you interested?


Why???
I think I saw this message somwhere here in this topic before  ;D

Regular just texted me with confession of love. Christ, those men are so deluded!!!!

Dani

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6290 on: 21 October 2014, 07:34:59 pm »
Email:

"I saw your profile on Adultwork and ....."


Most pointless message ever

I have had dozens of these emails over the past few years.  It seems they think it is automatically filled in.  It seems to only happen if they use an Iphone though and click on our email address on AW.

Truth is far more important than what one wants to hear. With truth there is no us and them or colour or religion there is just fact

littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6291 on: 21 October 2014, 07:53:22 pm »
i've actually had that request a few times now... always blocked and deleted

yuk!


This is a strange one.

Hi there,
Nice profile on AW. I have a request that I'm wondering if you can fulfil.....
Would you be prepared to save your client's cum filled condoms so that I can buy them from you?
I'll pay an hours rate for a decent amount of them (preferably frozen for hygiene reasons).
Are you interested?


Why???

mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6292 on: 22 October 2014, 01:51:30 pm »
One man's texting...

7th March- Hi do you do with or without?
21st August- Do you like big black cock?
22nd October- You do bj cim for ?20?

Wow! A whole ?20  ;D

Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6293 on: 22 October 2014, 03:10:18 pm »
This is a strange one.

Hi there,
Nice profile on AW. I have a request that I'm wondering if you can fulfil.....
Would you be prepared to save your client's cum filled condoms so that I can buy them from you?
I'll pay an hours rate for a decent amount of them (preferably frozen for hygiene reasons).
Are you interested?


Why???

I do this! Not strange for me but I can understand why it is to some girls x
If something is not perceived it doesn't exist.

Red KB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6294 on: 24 October 2014, 09:08:26 am »
This guy who sends me the same cut and paste message every other month.

"
Hi,

Saw your profile and love your pic you look WOW!!!

Hope you dont mind me asking...I would like to arrange booking and wonder if it ok to take photo/vid of you and my big cock (owo, facial).

if this ok let me know.

look forward to hearing from and seeing you soon. Can't wait for you to sit on my big cock

Ben
x"
We're women, it's what we do. I just get paid for it.

victoryrose

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6295 on: 24 October 2014, 12:25:43 pm »
I'm a student so I can rarely do weekday bookings until after 6pm. I say this on my profile.

One guy - "I've booked a hotel on Tuesday, what's your timetable like."

"I finish at 6 on Tuesday."

"Surely that's not all the way from the morning!"

"No, my first lecture is at 1 but it's very difficult for me to fit in bookings in the morning as I am outcalls only and have to compensate for travel, showering, changing into something more appropriate for uni, and making my way to uni on time."

"How about 9? That's gives you plenty of time."

"I have an appointment with the bank at 10."

"How about 11 then?"

"Appointments tend to last an hour and may overrun, that gives me no time to get to your hotel."

"Can't you just miss a lecture?"

??? I swear to god, can these people get the hint that when I say WEEKDAY EVENINGS AND WEEKENDS ONLY, I bloody mean it. I don't just say I'm a student for the sake of it, I actually bloody am and I'm not going to risk my education to do the job I'm using to pay for my education!!

Reni

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6296 on: 26 October 2014, 05:32:25 pm »
Can I pay you through PayPal?


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6297 on: 26 October 2014, 06:57:47 pm »
Can I pay you through PayPal?

"Sure! Go ahead, I just LOVE chargebacks!"  :D

Reni

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6298 on: 26 October 2014, 08:35:36 pm »
What next tesco vouchers?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6299 on: 26 October 2014, 10:34:20 pm »
When clients make a booking after have asked for a time then replied with around 4pm. No appointment times like this will be accepted in the civy world. For example a Gps appointment. They say what time then answer with around 10am. Around the top of the hour isn't a time more like they want to drive me around the block with their madness. So when this usually happens then I decide a time close to the original politely which they say ok.