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littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6240 on: 08 October 2014, 12:15:35 pm »
How can a girl resist that beautiful offer
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Hadley

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6241 on: 08 October 2014, 12:22:11 pm »
I know! Cum and spit mixed together on a plate... yummy  ;D xx
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Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6242 on: 08 October 2014, 05:27:15 pm »
Surely the whole point of that exercise is just writing it out and sending it to a woman. Surely nobody expects a "yes" to that?
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Reni

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6243 on: 09 October 2014, 10:13:17 pm »
Just had a lovely one from a guy coming to the area with 3 of his mates. Wants me to entertain all of them at once and "all holes" made available.
He has no feedback. So surely a joke?'
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xSweetCheeksx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6244 on: 09 October 2014, 10:33:55 pm »
I had a guy call the other day. It was along the lines of this...

"Can I book you please for half an hour at 2pm?"
"Yes of course"
"Great, are you alright to let me pay you ?30 for that?"
"No sorry I don't change my rates" (I charge ?80 for 30mins)
"Well it's worth it cause I'm your age (21 on my profile) so better for you".
"Actually I prefer older men"
"Ok bye".

Ha get told, acting like he's doing me the favour as if!
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Kay

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6245 on: 09 October 2014, 11:04:13 pm »
Quote from: xSweetCheeksx on 09 October 2014, 10:33:55 pm
"Well it's worth it cause I'm your age (21 on my profile) so better for you".

Young (<25) blokes sometimes just completely don't get it, do they? I actually enjoy seeing them, but one expected a freebie a couple of days later as I'd enjoyed myself!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6246 on: 09 October 2014, 11:38:26 pm »
I'd like you to bend over when I fuck you in the arse at the same time as writing all over your body.
I will give you a script to read and you should read it out as I fuck you.
I want to write on every inch of your body and if it goes well I will ask you to stay longer.

Must be a fucking contortionist or expect me to be! How about paying me for the 2 hours it'll take to wash his 'life book' off every crack???? Shudder...  :-X

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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6247 on: 10 October 2014, 02:37:46 am »
Phonecall number one:How much to spend the night with you?
Me:Sorry I don't do overnighters.

Phonecall number two (same number):What can I get for ?30?
Me:A bottle of baby oil, several boxes of kleenex and a large Dominos for after.


So he wants and overnighter then only has ?30 afterall...hmmm
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xSweetCheeksx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6248 on: 10 October 2014, 09:22:15 am »
Quote from: bibi on 10 October 2014, 02:37:46 am

Phonecall number two (same number):What can I get for ?30?
Me:A bottle of baby oil, several boxes of kleenex and a large Dominos for after.

Lmao! Sounds like the perfect night in.
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xSweetCheeksx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6249 on: 10 October 2014, 09:24:16 am »
Quote from: KayHerts on 09 October 2014, 11:04:13 pm
Quote from: xSweetCheeksx on 09 October 2014, 10:33:55 pm
"Well it's worth it cause I'm your age (21 on my profile) so better for you".

Young (<25) blokes sometimes just completely don't get it, do they? I actually enjoy seeing them, but one expected a freebie a couple of days later as I'd enjoyed myself!

Haha when guys say stuff like this I feel like saying 'yeah it's called acting'. The nerve lol.
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"Valley girls giving Blow jobs for Louboutins,
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Erotic flower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6250 on: 10 October 2014, 01:06:12 pm »
Quote from: xSweetCheeksx on 10 October 2014, 09:24:16 am
Quote from: KayHerts on 09 October 2014, 11:04:13 pm
Quote from: xSweetCheeksx on 09 October 2014, 10:33:55 pm
"Well it's worth it cause I'm your age (21 on my profile) so better for you".

Young (<25) blokes sometimes just completely don't get it, do they? I actually enjoy seeing them, but one expected a freebie a couple of days later as I'd enjoyed myself!

Haha when guys say stuff like this I feel like saying 'yeah it's called acting'. The nerve lol.
yea if I show enthusiasm they take it the wrong way and think I really fancy them and ask for free sex too.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6251 on: 10 October 2014, 04:51:10 pm »
" Will you shove a pen in my cock as far as it will go, even if splits & bleeds & i tell you stop i want you to shove it in, i'll sign a disclaimer"

AHHHHH in that moment, my aw was almost deleted out of pure shock & disgust lol, i never can fatham the crazy suggestions considering i'm a vanilla service kind of girl. Vanilla not marmite, dates, anchovy & spam ice cream O.o. !!

I apologise horrifically for putting that image in your head.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6252 on: 10 October 2014, 06:44:35 pm »
And of course you can't legally consent to abh so anything he did sign would be worthless!
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French Delight

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6253 on: 10 October 2014, 10:17:41 pm »
Guy: i want you to feed me cyanide and watch me die
Guy: and end my miserable life
Me: this is not a shrink chat you know
Me: see a doctor
Guy: nnoooooo.......you dont get it
Guy: all you have to do is accept my money and watch me pass from this earth
Me: no sorry I won't take this responsibility
Me : get lost and have a nice evening

 ???
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littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6254 on: 11 October 2014, 06:28:12 pm »
what the actual f........

thats horrible FD.  poor you getting such a crap message :(
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