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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6195 on: 17 September 2014, 10:41:29 pm »
Lol, i've had the small willy/condom not fitting one too.....told him the girl doesn't know what shes doing and to book me, lol! Was very kind but had no response, charming x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6196 on: 18 September 2014, 03:48:03 am »
Jodie, your secret squirrel sounds like my ex BF hahahaha  :-X

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6197 on: 18 September 2014, 10:14:01 am »

Hi everybody! I took a little break from being "kinkyboots" and upon checking my AW emails for the first time in a few weeks i was met with this corker:  ;D

I need your help. I reckon you are an escort and so have most experience in dealing with various types of men. And I think you best suit to help me because you have plenty of similar experience. I?m 19 and not much experienced, just been with a woman only once (a local escort whom I met through local newspaper add).
I?ve a condom issue on which I need your help. In my profile you?ll see three pictures; one is of soft while other two of erect. And from those two, one is with condom on.
When I was with an escort whom I met through the local newspaper ad, thats the first time I tried a condom. It took her several attempts to get it on because whenever she placed it, it just came off when it was touched.
anyways, when the condom was on, she said she will try her on top. So as she attempted to sit on my penis, the condom just came off and got stuck in her vaginal lips.
I like to ask u is that the condom has a ring on it which actually holds the condom. Ring is the open end of the condom with elastic ring, which is meant to hold the condom tight onto the penis and to stop the condom from going off. And as you see in my picture inside my profile, the ring is on my penis. But still the ring does not work and holds the condom on place.
This is what I like to ask you; the working of the condom, and the reasons you think why I fails on me. Have you ever seen the problem when the ring is lose and lets the condom off? Is the ring not suppose to hold the penis and is the ring not made to hold the penis? If this is so then WHY you think the ring fails on me? The condoms which work fine with others, does not works on me. So can u please tell me whatever reasons you think of. I ask you this for my own understanding and learning. So please, whatever reasons you think of.
Regards

This guy obv gets off on replies, looks like a twist on the one that's been doing the rounds for years, as in: "how can I penetrate a lady and give her pleasure when my dick is so small" - so us ladies as supposed to feel sorry for him and explain the basics, while all the time he's getting off on his small cock fetish.

Even telling him "get a smaller condom" would probably make him cum in his pants.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6198 on: 18 September 2014, 10:14:59 am »
Lol, i've had the small willy/condom not fitting one too.....told him the girl doesn't know what shes doing and to book me, lol! Was very kind but had no response, charming x

He won't reply to book you, he wants small cock chat for free.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6199 on: 18 September 2014, 04:57:52 pm »
Lol, i've had the small willy/condom not fitting one too.....told him the girl doesn't know what shes doing and to book me, lol! Was very kind but had no response, charming x

He won't reply to book you, he wants small cock chat for free.
small cock chat for free lol !!!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6200 on: 18 September 2014, 06:00:43 pm »

Hi everybody! I took a little break from being "kinkyboots" and upon checking my AW emails for the first time in a few weeks i was met with this corker:  ;D

I need your help. I reckon you are an escort and so have most experience in dealing with various types of men. And I think you best suit to help me because you have plenty of similar experience. I?m 19 and not much experienced, just been with a woman only once (a local escort whom I met through local newspaper add).
I?ve a condom issue on which I need your help. In my profile you?ll see three pictures; one is of soft while other two of erect. And from those two, one is with condom on.
When I was with an escort whom I met through the local newspaper ad, thats the first time I tried a condom. It took her several attempts to get it on because whenever she placed it, it just came off when it was touched.
anyways, when the condom was on, she said she will try her on top. So as she attempted to sit on my penis, the condom just came off and got stuck in her vaginal lips.
I like to ask u is that the condom has a ring on it which actually holds the condom. Ring is the open end of the condom with elastic ring, which is meant to hold the condom tight onto the penis and to stop the condom from going off. And as you see in my picture inside my profile, the ring is on my penis. But still the ring does not work and holds the condom on place.
This is what I like to ask you; the working of the condom, and the reasons you think why I fails on me. Have you ever seen the problem when the ring is lose and lets the condom off? Is the ring not suppose to hold the penis and is the ring not made to hold the penis? If this is so then WHY you think the ring fails on me? The condoms which work fine with others, does not works on me. So can u please tell me whatever reasons you think of. I ask you this for my own understanding and learning. So please, whatever reasons you think of.
Regards
He's a well known dickhead,he has had various accounts on A.W and he normally sends emails about how small his dick is.I got the exact same email 2 days ago.I've reported his latest profile for spam.

Add me to the list of lucky ladies of this copy and paste pest!
I agree; he must just want a load of replies to Wank over. What a wally!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6201 on: 19 September 2014, 07:45:52 am »

Hi everybody! I took a little break from being "kinkyboots" and upon checking my AW emails for the first time in a few weeks i was met with this corker:  ;D

I need your help. I reckon you are an escort and so have most experience in dealing with various types of men. And I think you best suit to help me because you have plenty of similar experience. I?m 19 and not much experienced, just been with a woman only once (a local escort whom I met through local newspaper add).
I?ve a condom issue on which I need your help. In my profile you?ll see three pictures; one is of soft while other two of erect. And from those two, one is with condom on.
When I was with an escort whom I met through the local newspaper ad, thats the first time I tried a condom. It took her several attempts to get it on because whenever she placed it, it just came off when it was touched.
anyways, when the condom was on, she said she will try her on top. So as she attempted to sit on my penis, the condom just came off and got stuck in her vaginal lips.
I like to ask u is that the condom has a ring on it which actually holds the condom. Ring is the open end of the condom with elastic ring, which is meant to hold the condom tight onto the penis and to stop the condom from going off. And as you see in my picture inside my profile, the ring is on my penis. But still the ring does not work and holds the condom on place.
This is what I like to ask you; the working of the condom, and the reasons you think why I fails on me. Have you ever seen the problem when the ring is lose and lets the condom off? Is the ring not suppose to hold the penis and is the ring not made to hold the penis? If this is so then WHY you think the ring fails on me? The condoms which work fine with others, does not works on me. So can u please tell me whatever reasons you think of. I ask you this for my own understanding and learning. So please, whatever reasons you think of.
Regards
He's a well known dickhead,he has had various accounts on A.W and he normally sends emails about how small his dick is.I got the exact same email 2 days ago.I've reported his latest profile for spam.

Add me to the list of lucky ladies of this copy and paste pest!
I agree; he must just want a load of replies to Wank over. What a wally!

Every body who gets it should Copy and paste it and send it back daily. It will soon have him  :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6202 on: 21 September 2014, 12:22:52 am »
I don't offer dinner dates and this is stated on my profile but yet I get the following text this evening:

Hi, can I take you on a romantic date sometime? as in a real date with rose petals to greet you...a candle-lit dinner with a glass of parisian red.....enjoyed with a cute gentleman...have a think about it x

(I reply to decline)

I totally understand that, i've read your profile. I'm not after sex or any of your services. You're a pretty girl and deserve to be taken on a genuinely romantic and memorable date. One that you will not feel 'obligated' to do but rather want to. You'll have a really special evening. x

(I let him know again that I'm an escort and also already have a boyfriend to be romantic with, which seems to have shut him up)


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6203 on: 21 September 2014, 12:07:18 pm »
Today I received a message that just read, "Sex."
We're women, it's what we do. I just get paid for it.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6204 on: 21 September 2014, 01:52:35 pm »
Received this txt earlier:

Hello.. I'm hoping your free to book? as your soooooo dam fine!! :) I'm John, 36.. amazing skills and pretty much brilliant at everything ;).. I'm thinking a hotel as up here visiting the folks wf8.. But really up for fun times in a car maybe!! - I'm single and horny not an ugly weirdo xx

On the scale of ridiculous emails/txts I get from people who cant/wont read my profile its pretty harmless but I was a bit taken aback with how taken he seems with himself... Was tempted to tell him to stay home and Wank over his reflection in the mirror but block instead... Lol!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6205 on: 21 September 2014, 04:11:32 pm »
Can you ever get a genuine nice client that says 'I'm not old and ugly n all that, I'm young and fit'  ::)

I got a text last night saying I need you, Really need you, PLEASE. 

When I used to have voicemail activated, I had one that phoned loads of times from Vivastreet almost crying, saying something similar  'I Need you, PLEASE PLEASE, call me, I need you Tonight'.  Seriously mate, just have a wank.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6206 on: 21 September 2014, 09:26:22 pm »
Thought I'd post it before deleting it: (to preface, it states on my profile I am NOT working right now, in the first sentence!)

G'day to you lovely girl
I would very much like to see you for a 2 hour incall this coming wednesday at the earliest time of your availability?
May I also know are you comfortable with seeing black male as your clients? Are you ok with the way we have sex and familiar sleeping with black male? I had to ask since some escort cannot handle due to size or the way we are in bed. If you do have limits or something you do not like your client to do please inform me in advance. I do like rough wild sex.

Cheers!

Because black people have sex differently than white people???? I'm going to guess this man is NOT black. Also, why do they write in so a fucking weird tone? I know I'm not British so sometimes people say things and I'm a little confused, but seriously, the phrasing is just SO strange!
« Last Edit: 22 September 2014, 04:35:04 pm by Sexy_Kitty »
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6207 on: 22 September 2014, 12:40:16 pm »
caller just now.
can u piss in my mouth can I cum!! :o
no hello, no introduction.
waiting for the next call lol !

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6208 on: 22 September 2014, 08:56:56 pm »
Reverse booking of the day is number 397945....the dickhead actually things he's going to get 11 hours for ?250....well actually he's going to get 11 hours for free because any poor deluded girl who accepts this is to take her payment after the 11 hours are up because he 'likes' his fantasy that he's paying you to leave, not paying you to stay??

Oh and don't expect payment upfront for travel expenses either... and he is 'insistent in these rules'!

What a catch eh?  Hold me back....I can't wait to bid! ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6209 on: 23 September 2014, 07:28:51 am »
Reverse booking of the day is number 397945....the dickhead actually things he's going to get 11 hours for ?250....well actually he's going to get 11 hours for free because any poor deluded girl who accepts this is to take her payment after the 11 hours are up because he 'likes' his fantasy that he's paying you to leave, not paying you to stay??

Oh and don't expect payment upfront for travel expenses either... and he is 'insistent in these rules'!

What a catch eh?  Hold me back....I can't wait to bid! ;D
Were there any bids on it?
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