Now added to my blocked list, here's a recent exchange of emails I've just had with a guy I've never seen or spoken to before. This is a classic case of wanting to Top from the Bottom. And, apparantly, because clients pay us for sex, we are their employees??! Funniest thing I've heard this weekend.
HIM:
Dear Mistress Cat. hello mistress my name is ***. i'm 44yrs old 5ft 9inch tall & i'm from manchester. Dear Mistress i think you look awesome & i would like to book you for 2hrs facesitting & squashing please.
i would like to know if you would be willing to come to a hotel in manchester because i'm unfamiliar with hotels in london. i already have details of a manchester hotel that i would like to use (obviously with your permission) the hotel is the *** & it's location is barely a 5 minutes walk from ***.
yours respectfully
***.
AND THEN ANOTHER FROM HIM:
Dear Mistress Cat. if you have any questions for me or if you feel i've left out any details? then please don't hesitate to ask.
yours respectfully
***.
ME:
Hi ***
I'm sorry, but I have no plans to visit Manchester. Do let me know if you ever come to London and we can arrange something then.
Regards
Cx
HIM:
don't take this the wrong way lady but it's usually considered good manners to reply to something like a booking request (but hey what the heck if you don't want my money)
ME:
Don't take this the wrong way, dear, but it's considered extremely bad manners to harrass a lady just because you don't receive a reply within YOUR timeframe. Plus you make all the right noises about subbing, then act like a flakey fake and start stamping your little foot when you don't get your own way.
As it is, I DID reply, so it's even more rude to assume that I haven't replied. Perhaps blaming your email processor would be a more logical - and polite - first step?
My reply said - basically - sorry I am not planning to visit Manchester at the moment.
Yours, respectfully,
Catherine
HIM:
Dear Mistress Cat. harassing? nothing like it i only sent you 3 email's 1 was 1st contact requesting a booking! 2nd was a polite way of saying if i've missed out any details? then please ask! flakey fake? ha ha:) i am no fake? that's an unusual but quite funny insult:) so how you figure out that i was harassing you after only 3 emails is quite puzzling? you're right to assume that i didn't get your "reply" as for my requesting you to come to manchester. i would indeed want you to come to manchester but i would be covering your travel expenses! plus your booking fee & the hotel expenses as well "i would even be willing to pay you your booking fee full & upfront then once you have confirmation then we arrange a date/time for the booking to take place! the hotel i mentioned is very easy to get to because i'm assuming it would be easier for you to get to manchester via train! & the *** hotel is practically 5mins walk from the train station! it's address is [hotel address]
[hotel phone number]
[hotel reception email]
[hotel website]
so you can check out this hotel & it's location & then you'll know i'm no flakey fake? & once we're in the hotel room & you're sitting nice & comfy on my face then you'll know for definite that i'm not messing you around.
dear mistress please give me a chance to redeem myself. i didn't intend to cause you any upset by the way i worded my email. & so i ask you please allow my booking & judge for yourself whether or not i'm worthy of being your "slave"
yours respectfully ***.
ME:
I'm sorry, I am not able to visit Manchester right now.
Catherine
HIM:
Dear Mistress Cat. i hereby withdraw my booking request! & this is my reason why! you may well be a mistress? but you seem to forget that if i'm paying you to sit on my face then you are effectively my employee! i quite generously offered to cover your travel expenses as well as the hotel fee & obviously your booking fee if you was to come to manchester. if the way you reacted to me by insulting me & calling me a flakey fake? is anything to go by then i'm quite surprised if you have any client's because the way you spoke to me was.....similar to what i'd expect from a child!
