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alice842

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6120 on: 26 August 2014, 09:37:36 pm »
Had an email on AW today 'What do you look like?'

There are over two hundred photos in my galleries  ::)
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Red KB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6121 on: 27 August 2014, 08:08:59 am »
"I need 1hr pls text your address cheers xx"

How do some of these guys even get jobs so they can pay for sex?!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6122 on: 27 August 2014, 08:21:17 am »
Quote from: alice842 on 26 August 2014, 09:37:36 pm
Had an email on AW today 'What do you look like?'

There are over two hundred photos in my galleries  ::)
Ive had that and asked  them "cant you see my profile" ? whats the matter with these men?
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6123 on: 27 August 2014, 11:35:46 pm »
Just got a phone call. 23:30. Said no. He insists. Said no again.
Then him "you sure you don't wanna fuck a bit more?"
Me "but I'm gonna fuck a bit more. Just not with you"

And blocked.
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indieandflo

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6124 on: 28 August 2014, 04:52:19 pm »
Email at 3.30am:"Bet you want my cock in your sissy pussy you bitch"
My reply:"Wow that is no way to talk to a lady."
Him:"Oh my god I'm soooo sorry that was my friend! You want my cock though?"
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indieandflo

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6125 on: 28 August 2014, 04:55:35 pm »
Him: could you do oral without for ?20 and some weed?
Me: No sorry.
Him: Fucking whores I could get a girl to suck my dick for a tenner.
Me: Good luck with that, Goodbye.
Him: Dirty hookers should be paying me!

An hour later

Him: so you ready to meet can pay for half hour
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6126 on: 28 August 2014, 05:02:52 pm »
Quote from: indieandflo on 28 August 2014, 04:52:19 pm
Email at 3.30am:"Bet you want my cock in your sissy pussy you bitch"
My reply:"Wow that is no way to talk to a lady."
Him:"Oh my god I'm soooo sorry that was my friend! You want my cock though?"

I find after midnight they tend to lose it a bit. Lol!
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indieandflo

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6127 on: 28 August 2014, 05:05:30 pm »
Quote from: Charlotte-Paris on 28 August 2014, 05:02:52 pm
Quote from: indieandflo on 28 August 2014, 04:52:19 pm
Email at 3.30am:"Bet you want my cock in your sissy pussy you bitch"
My reply:"Wow that is no way to talk to a lady."
Him:"Oh my god I'm soooo sorry that was my friend! You want my cock though?"

I find after midnight they tend to lose it a bit. Lol!

I know! We normally get really sweet or sexy emails but at around 3am we get crazy horny men saying the first thing they can think of!
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6128 on: 28 August 2014, 05:53:38 pm »
Quote from: indieandflo on 28 August 2014, 05:05:30 pm
Quote from: Charlotte-Paris on 28 August 2014, 05:02:52 pm
Quote from: indieandflo on 28 August 2014, 04:52:19 pm
Email at 3.30am:"Bet you want my cock in your sissy pussy you bitch"
My reply:"Wow that is no way to talk to a lady."
Him:"Oh my god I'm soooo sorry that was my friend! You want my cock though?"

I find after midnight they tend to lose it a bit. Lol!

I know! We normally get really sweet or sexy emails but at around 3am we get crazy horny men saying the first thing they can think of!

I did something "bad" the other day.
My phone is on silent after 22:00 so I don't care. But I woke up in the morning early and saw I had 5 missed calls.
I texted them all: good morning, how are you?
At 6am lol!
I really hope I woke them up!!!!
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victoryrose

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6129 on: 29 August 2014, 01:30:08 pm »
Well my profile hasn't even been up for a day and I have a guy emailing me wanting to spit on his face and in his mouth for an hour. Now, in spite of an hour being a bit long, I wouldn't have minded, but then he says he doesn't have a place I can visit (I'm outcalls only) and wants me to do it in the back of his van! Byebye...
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indieandflo

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6130 on: 29 August 2014, 06:19:43 pm »
Quote from: victoryrose on 29 August 2014, 01:30:08 pm
Well my profile hasn't even been up for a day and I have a guy emailing me wanting to spit on his face and in his mouth for an hour. Now, in spite of an hour being a bit long, I wouldn't have minded, but then he says he doesn't have a place I can visit (I'm outcalls only) and wants me to do it in the back of his van! Byebye...
Haha oh my god. We had someone ask for me and my partner to do a sex show (which was fine) but he then said he didn't want to come to us and wanted us to do it in his tiny car.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6131 on: 30 August 2014, 04:55:26 pm »
One phoned today and said he's 22 and would I like to get pregnant?

Another has asked 'how much is it to keep you for a whole day'. I replied sorry, no one keeps me. 'OK to have you then' he replied.
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6132 on: 30 August 2014, 05:00:08 pm »
Him: I wanna come now!!!!!

Yes, with five exclamation points...!
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Red KB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6133 on: 30 August 2014, 06:23:47 pm »
Phone rings about 5.05pm and guy wants to see me ASAP. I tell him I can do 6 and my price for 30 minutes. He goes, "What?! Can you do it for ?50?" So I tell him no, he should ring someone else. Then he starts begging me to do it for ?50 to which I keep saying no. He then says ok he'll see me for my proper rate. But by now I've had enough of his voice and say bye and hang up.I quickly blocked his number. The app I use shows how many times a number has been blocked and in the next 50 minutes he rang about 20 times! Desperate much?!
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6134 on: 30 August 2014, 08:44:48 pm »
I hate it when they just get my number but bloody read nothing!

Him: how much for one hour?
Me: good afternoon. It's ... as you can see on my profile.
Him: how old are you?
Me: again, you can see it on my profile.

Him: hangs up
Me: blocked. Et voil? !
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