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frankiework

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6090 on: 17 August 2014, 09:02:35 pm »
My favourite one this week.

'Hello there, I know this seems very out of the blue but I can promise you I am serious.
I see you live a long way away but I am desperate to see you.
I will pay for your train to glasgow one night this week (Please note I live in cambridge area) and you could come see me for an hour booking. How ever due to the price of the train I will only be able to pay 100, I guess I wouldn't mind if you cut it to 45minutes but i'm sure once you meet me you would want to stay longer.
You would have to get to mine for exactly 8pm and be gone not long after 9pm as my wife will be at work during those times and I do not want to push it too close.
I hope this arrangment sounds good to you, we could possibly make it a fornightly thing.
Ps train fare would be for coming here only you will have to arrange going home.
Also, if this doesn't sound good enough for you I guess i understand but is there any chance we could still put a booking through so we both get new feedback. xxxx

Sad that I have to turn down this offer hey! But considering it would cost me close to 150 for train, then with it being that late would have to stay in a hotel so add on another 60+ I just don't think I would be able to cope with going home 110 out of pocket.
Such a shame....

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KimberlyC

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6091 on: 18 August 2014, 08:10:38 am »
That's weird - I got a couple of messages from some guy far away who was "desperate to see me." I think he was in Wales and I think his location was somewhere different (Liverpool?) the second time. But both times he was "desperate to see me." Didn't say anything about his wife but gave me a price he was willing to pay (something far too low for what he was asking for, even if I did entertain such bookings.)
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6092 on: 18 August 2014, 09:14:10 am »
"i wanna suck u"

Am I a lollipop?  :o
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Erotic flower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6093 on: 19 August 2014, 08:38:39 pm »
I want you now or I want you tonight adultwork email messages  ( profile reads im on holiday until tour starts September, cant these adults read ? !!! :FF
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littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6094 on: 19 August 2014, 08:54:00 pm »
just spotted a RB on AW looking for 12 hours for ?150  :o


i earn more than that hourly rate in my day job!
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Cat_BBW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6095 on: 19 August 2014, 10:49:56 pm »
Classic tonight, got an enquiry about coming for an incall, I replied saying I am not offering incalls at the mo. His reply:

Do you live at home?



I mean.....what? ???
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Sexy_Kitty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6096 on: 20 August 2014, 12:02:54 am »
Quote from: littleminxjennifer on 19 August 2014, 08:54:00 pm
just spotted a RB on AW looking for 12 hours for ?150  :o


i earn more than that hourly rate in my day job!

I once big on a 12 hour RB and the guy emailed me saying the lowest offer was 200 pounds, could I beat it? I calculated it to like 15 an hour.... for 12 hours of fucking....  ::)
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Erotic flower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6097 on: 20 August 2014, 08:36:12 am »
Quote from: Sexy_Kitty on 20 August 2014, 12:02:54 am
Quote from: littleminxjennifer on 19 August 2014, 08:54:00 pm
just spotted a RB on AW looking for 12 hours for ?150  :o


i earn more than that hourly rate in my day job!

I once big on a 12 hour RB and the guy emailed me saying the lowest offer was 200 pounds, could I beat it? I calculated it to like 15 an hour.... for 12 hours of fucking....  ::)
He could cut costs, by a blow up doll from sex shop approx ?50.00 or more ( an investment for his future)  and keep going for hours , requires no social interaction or money haggling with escorts .
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starrynight

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6098 on: 21 August 2014, 06:59:33 pm »
Got this is a text:

Client Hey u free today x

Me Hiya, yes I'm available with 30mins notice

Client Do u do anal x

Me No sorry I don't (clearly hasn't read my profile)

ClientCan we pretend to make a baby x

 ??? ??? ??? So is that a roundabout way to say "can we have sex"?  ;)
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TheLittleMatchGirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6099 on: 22 August 2014, 07:34:49 am »
Quote from: Cat_BBW on 19 August 2014, 10:49:56 pm
Classic tonight, got an enquiry about coming for an incall, I replied saying I am not offering incalls at the mo. His reply:

Do you live at home?



I mean.....what? ???

He must think you live with parents lol
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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6100 on: 22 August 2014, 08:13:05 am »

hi,

i'm jamie, 5 foot 10, medium build, short black hair.

can i be your first of the day please in birmingham if you have no one else in the morning? i've no credit so hope you can call/contact me, 07531xxxxxx, and be your first of the day. not able to log back on so hope to hear..

no credit so i'll just set off, should arrive mid morning depending on trafic.

if you have someone before me let me know before i set off

services, french kissing, swallow, pee in toilet for me, if you're ok with these please call

xxxxx

Where do I start? There's so much wrong with this email.
1. I dont do watersports,
2. I dont call clients.
3.I dont book incalls via an email.

Hes got 20 odd positive reviews and I think he thinks he can now book how HE likes but I think his approach is taking the piss.
Its all on my profile how to book an incall.
If he is daft enough to set off without speaking to me first he is going to have a wasted journey...this email makes me feel bloody mad.
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Cat_BBW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6101 on: 22 August 2014, 10:05:17 am »
Quote from: starrynight on 21 August 2014, 06:59:33 pm
Got this is a text:

Client Hey u free today x

Me Hiya, yes I'm available with 30mins notice

Client Do u do anal x

Me No sorry I don't (clearly hasn't read my profile)

ClientCan we pretend to make a baby x

 ??? ??? ??? So is that a roundabout way to say "can we have sex"?  ;)

He might have a breeding/impregnation fetish - as long as he's not asking for BB of course!
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starrynight

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6102 on: 22 August 2014, 02:39:07 pm »
Quote from: Cat_BBW on 22 August 2014, 10:05:17 am
Quote from: starrynight on 21 August 2014, 06:59:33 pm
Got this is a text:

Client Hey u free today x

Me Hiya, yes I'm available with 30mins notice

Client Do u do anal x

Me No sorry I don't (clearly hasn't read my profile)

ClientCan we pretend to make a baby x

 ??? ??? ??? So is that a roundabout way to say "can we have sex"?  ;)

He might have a breeding/impregnation fetish - as long as he's not asking for BB of course!

Oh I've never heard of that fetish before. It's not the first time someone has asked this either. Yeah, more than likely wanting b.b so hasn't read a bean of my profile lol xx
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starrynight

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6103 on: 22 August 2014, 02:43:17 pm »
Quote from: mature helen on 22 August 2014, 08:13:05 am

hi,

i'm jamie, 5 foot 10, medium build, short black hair.

can i be your first of the day please in birmingham if you have no one else in the morning? i've no credit so hope you can call/contact me, 07531xxxxxx, and be your first of the day. not able to log back on so hope to hear..

no credit so i'll just set off, should arrive mid morning depending on trafic.

if you have someone before me let me know before i set off

services, french kissing, swallow, pee in toilet for me, if you're ok with these please call

xxxxx

Where do I start? There's so much wrong with this email.
1. I dont do watersports,
2. I dont call clients.
3.I dont book incalls via an email.

Hes got 20 odd positive reviews and I think he thinks he can now book how HE likes but I think his approach is taking the piss.
Its all on my profile how to book an incall.
If he is daft enough to set off without speaking to me first he is going to have a wasted journey...this email makes me feel bloody mad.

How convenient he has no credit AND unable to log back on.

He sounds like he has no common sense really lol xx
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Erotic flower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6104 on: 22 August 2014, 03:00:31 pm »
Quote from: mature helen on 22 August 2014, 08:13:05 am

hi,

i'm jamie, 5 foot 10, medium build, short black hair.

can i be your first of the day please in birmingham if you have no one else in the morning? i've no credit so hope you can call/contact me, 07531xxxxxx, and be your first of the day. not able to log back on so hope to hear..

no credit so i'll just set off, should arrive mid morning depending on trafic.

if you have someone before me let me know before i set off

services, french kissing, swallow, pee in toilet for me, if you're ok with these please call

xxxxx

Where do I start? There's so much wrong with this email.
1. I dont do watersports,
2. I dont call clients.
3.I dont book incalls via an email.

Hes got 20 odd positive reviews and I think he thinks he can now book how HE likes but I think his approach is taking the piss.
Its all on my profile how to book an incall.
If he is daft enough to set off without speaking to me first he is going to have a wasted journey...this email makes me feel bloody mad.

im surprised his mobile battery wasn't dying  can I get the full address please im a total timewaster lol !!!
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