I'm staying in a very far off caravan park, I can send you a photo of the caravan as proof I'm there. I've loads of money on me, please?

Err, ummm no.

After explaining to an idiot who text me, that I am a prossie and no I don't want to be his friend he came back wth this charmer.

Him: Do u take coke or anything

Me: No I bloody well don't you ignorant b****rd, don't contact me again. (The actual text was all in caps), can you tell I was peed off 

Him: Well most of my friends sell to wg's

I love the fact that because his friends sell to a couple of wg's then it obviously means every prossie in the world is a junkie.

It also makes most of his mates criminals, not something to boast about in a text message.

Yes that too

Just received a lovelyy message on AW...

Oryt ya dirty minx a would break you a new arse hole like x



Its the kiss at the end that made my knicker elastic snap I think

Indeed. What an old romantic he is!

Quote from: ChrissieDavaar on 15 August 2014, 02:35:19 pm

After explaining to an idiot who text me, that I am a prossie and no I don't want to be his friend he came back wth this charmer.

Him: Do u take coke or anything

Me: No I bloody well don't you ignorant b****rd, don't contact me again. (The actual text was all in caps), can you tell I was peed off 

Him: Well most of my friends sell to wg's

I love the fact that because his friends sell to a couple of wg's then it obviously means every prossie in the world is a junkie.

I've had quite a simular conversation a few weeks back.

After getting the fact I wont see him in exchange for C' and explaining I do not do any form of drugs, he then went on the say well I could buy some from him at (I believe his words were) 'an amazingly cheap price', then sell it on to my clients for higher price.

No thank you!!

I recently got a few texts/emails offering special deals! Just block.

I already deleted the message or I would just post it, but I got a request from a guy about rimming today-- he wanted to shove a chocolate bar up my arse and these eat it when it started to ooze out.

Of course had had no feedback. I assume he either got off on writing the message or just want to get my riled up with such a disgusting request.

if it's not too long after I've missed a call I text back saying sorry I missed your call please let me know a suitable time to call back, text someone this today after missing his inital call, he called back right away asking location, rates, services..(yawn) got him off the phone after telling him to check my profile and he texts me more or less right after hanging up with

"Looking to book later tonight do u mind if i cum c u first b4 bookin cos lot of fakes and timewasters bout lately"..

yeah and you're going into my list of them buddy 

Had similar thing a few weeks back when working at my incall place.
Guy rings up and asks couple of the usual questions then says
'Can I just come round make sure it's you in the pictures then decide if I want to book, plus i am nervous as it is first time, so want to be sure'.

I just hung up as had so many time wasters that day, but later on had a knock on the door, and didn't realise it was him until half way through talking.
He kept telling me if I say I am wearing a thong or show him he would book, wouldn't say to any one what I'm wearing under my dressing gown.
And then as expected I got the 'Ive just gotta pop to the cash point then will be right back'
So frustrating.