Email today.
Him, does size matter to you?
Me, size of what? Wallet, brain, feet, house?
Him, no cock, mine is 5"
Me, congratulations! Your point is?
Him, do you do cbt?
Me, yes I do everything on my profile, ring if you'd like to book.
Him, do you do castration?
Me, in your case yes.
Then blocked him, should have never replied but was bored, no intention of booking I know but it amused me for 5 minutes x