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Saucepot

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6030 on: 28 July 2014, 06:59:38 pm »
Received text earlier.
Him: postcode
Me:that's not really the way to ask but did you want to make a booking and when for?
Him: txt postcode and I cum now
Me: ermmm no
There really is no need for them to be so bloody rude and disrespectful.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6031 on: 28 July 2014, 11:28:45 pm »
Quote from: Saucepot on 28 July 2014, 06:59:38 pm
Received text earlier.
Him: postcode
Me:that's not really the way to ask but did you want to make a booking and when for?
Him: txt postcode and I cum now
Me: ermmm no
There really is no need for them to be so bloody rude and disrespectful.

I would interpret that as "Reading postcodes makes me orgasm!"
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Saucepot

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6032 on: 28 July 2014, 11:58:14 pm »
Haha I never thought of it like that  :D that's excellent
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6033 on: 29 July 2014, 09:54:15 am »
"I am wondering if you can help?

As long as I can remember i have had a big thing for girls that smoke but have always been too scared to tell anyone, now its getting to the point where I have to do somethng about it!

I am looking for someone to indulge my fetish with things like smoke filled kisses, smoking blow jobs, smoking during sex.....just smoking all round really!

sound like something you could help with?"

Nothing that wrong about this but I do suspect a copy and paste job as he didn't address me by name, or even say hello for that matter. I might have entertained his request if only he'd done that!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6034 on: 29 July 2014, 01:16:16 pm »
Hello Gorgeous,

I hope your week has started nicely. Please I don't mean to be rude, but I just wanted to know if you could meet for #70 an hour at Greenhithe today or tomorrow morning.

I hope you dont take it as an insult. Sincerely I am not looking for someone to undercut, but instead someone I could meet regularly and develop some sort of friendship. Please let me know if you dont mind meeting for that amount. I am also a black guy, should you like BBC.

Cheers

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1) He hasn't read any of my profile
2) I'm not getting out of bed at silly o'clock to do a morning booking for ?70!!!
3) Doesn't mean to be rude, but offers less than half my fee anyway
4) Wants someone to meet regularly - good luck with that, cheapskate!
5) I don't offer a friendship service
6) I don't care if you're orange with blue dots, but the fact you are so proud of your "BBC" is enough for me to block and ignore.

and 7) I bet it was a copy & paste job.


Better that I posted that here and not send it as a reply. I'm having PMT = POST menstrual tension ;D
 
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6035 on: 29 July 2014, 01:28:12 pm »
Mail back and tell him to FRO :D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6036 on: 29 July 2014, 02:21:24 pm »
Message from a guy who's never experienced domination before and isn't sure what to expect. I messaged back saying how I would go through everything with him beforehand, etc. he replies saying can I come and see you just for a chat about it. I say when would you like to book that for and he says oh I don't want to book anything yet I just want a quick chat, you don't charge for that do you?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6037 on: 29 July 2014, 07:40:16 pm »
I have just received a text from some website saying someone I know wants me to call them because they have no credit. I think they need to priortise their spending!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6038 on: 29 July 2014, 09:56:57 pm »
Quote from: Carla on 29 August 2009, 09:46:46 pm
Quote from: pandora on 29 August 2009, 09:21:06 pm
"If not, do you have any friends that would like me to stop by and wank?"

Send him in my direction- I"ll need something to watch once big brother is over for another year.

One of my most memorable was a lovely request from a gentleman to meet as friends, where I would be pleasured by this obviously very selfless man whose main priority was to give me a good time. How thoughtful of him:

"I'd be more into pleasurin u then anything. U work 2 hard and should be treated special and that's what I'd do 4 u."

followed quickly by:

"I'm hopin we can meet up at a friend level where ur not "workin" it'll make the sex so much more passionate. I'm sure u don't get that much. U should give me a discount seein as I'm more focused in givin u pleasure more then anything else ;)"

After being ignored:

"Uve neva given a discount or had sex 4 free?"

and about three hours later:

"I was just askin werent implyin nuffin I'm def willin 2 spend money on u who wouldn't ur an absolute knock out"

I kept them all because the whole conversation still makes me laugh like a drain. Berk.

Thank you so much. I'm home in my bed and laughing really hard!
I'm not a native English speaker and it still takes me a few seconds to actually "translate" those messages and gosh aren't they beautiful !
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6039 on: 31 July 2014, 01:00:13 am »
Hi,

"I'm looking for an outcall in a Manchester City Centre hotel on Friday the 15th August.

Starting at 2PM and finish 2AM on the next morning - 12 hours total.

I want us both naked for the whole time - except u wearing just high heels and stockings.

The whole time spent engaging in as much sex as possible. Including kissing, anal, sex, cim, owo and toys.

I want it to be a regular monthly meeting. I'll supply all alcohol. I'm offering ?300.

How does this sound? xxxx"

 I'm just dying to be in manchester city centre at 2am which is dangeous all alone, I cant wait to get drunk with a stranger, and I'm happy to charge my 3 hr rate for 12 hours, oh and I'm a machine that dosesnt need sleep either so sex every second is fine too!

"Quick fuck today ?20 sexy xx"

 ::)
« Last Edit: 31 July 2014, 01:06:32 am by hannah13 »
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6040 on: 31 July 2014, 02:54:50 pm »
Quote from: hannah13 on 19 July 2014, 03:17:19 pm
"hi hun

i am 34 yrs, male, i will be frequently flying to Athens, Greece for company work

i am looking for a female who likes to travel and wants to tour Athens. i can cover all your travel, accommodation and reasonable living expenses but NO other payments. So if you looking for free all paid holiday to Athens then let me know"

 ::)

Copy paste. I had him as well. He kept emailing til I blocked him.
Yep, sex for free. No way.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6041 on: 31 July 2014, 03:50:26 pm »
Quote from: Saucepot on 29 July 2014, 02:21:24 pm
Message from a guy who's never experienced domination before and isn't sure what to expect. I messaged back saying how I would go through everything with him beforehand, etc. he replies saying can I come and see you just for a chat about it. I say when would you like to book that for and he says oh I don't want to book anything yet I just want a quick chat, you don't charge for that do you?


A lot of these men who claim to be  "curious but clueless" about BDSM/Domination are in fact seasoned TWs...He will be getting off on the email/phone call of "what to expect in the session" .

I deal with this by reversing the questions , EG asking them which aspects of BDSM/serving a Mistress turns them on , what activities are a turn off/hard limit for them , how much experience if any they have and for them to tell me any fanatasys and expectations they may have. I also tell them that I will not give a rundown of "what happens in a session" due to TWs and more importantly it will spoil the surprise of whats in store for them. Too many of those guys about who waste time , mind you I stil get caught out even though Im an old hand now...A guy called yesterday aft , confirmed he can perform shoe/foot worship, WS etc etc , 2 hr booking today...No call no show. Now he tried to get me into the "what does mistress like" convo , however he did seem quite genuine and I expected him to show. He had me on the phone for 20mins.

Another 20mins wasted where other callers could of got through!

One of the annoyances we have to put up with Im afraid.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6042 on: 31 July 2014, 03:57:30 pm »
Text from  this afternoon.

" hi u avail gouges x"

Was tempted to reply and ask if he's into some extreme female violence and wants me to "gouge" him. But ignored instead.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6043 on: 31 July 2014, 06:19:49 pm »
Quote from: KinkyVixen on 31 July 2014, 03:57:30 pm
Text from  this afternoon.

" hi u avail gouges x"

Was tempted to reply and ask if he's into some extreme female violence and wants me to "gouge" him. But ignored instead.
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LOL, this made me giggle!

I have free texts so sometimes I am really tempted to reply with something sarcastic!

"hi do you do bb?"
"no"
"but i'm clean. bb then?"
"no"
"can I book you for bb"

block!

Block!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6044 on: 01 August 2014, 10:48:55 am »
Hi there you sexy lady I was wondering if I could meet you please. You look gorgeous and you have a great personality to boot. What I am looking for is for you to suck my meaty work and allow me to spunk in your eyes.

Please respond asap.
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