Yes I hate that...or they then ask your rate and say its too much.

Has anyone else had the request for you to fart in the clients face? I know we all offer different things that for some are "normal" and some not but I find this request repulsive! And how could anyone fart to order! X

Oh Nia I had someone text and ask me to fart in his face!!!!
I'm not against anyone's choices or what anyone wants or what anyone offers but I just couldn't do, I really couldn't.

I get asked now and then and I am with you on this one, i am very open minded but farting! No way, I think I'd laugh through total embarrassment x

Now that's what I call preparing for he job HHJJ!

"I?ve few questions, if you don?t mind answering. Well I?ve been with escorts twice, but I was sort of not willing to try few things so just let them in lead and did as they wished. Now I like to try those things and so was wondering if tell you now and see what you might have to say.
1. I did not ask for sex in recent visits but now I do like to try it out. I just like to ask u is whether can I try it? Well I mean if I try, will it least be able to penetrate? Not asking whether it gonna penetrate in deep or feel in deep but mere that will it least fit in? You may see my penis picson flickr, just copy paste the following. It will show 1 soft and 1 erect pic:
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2. And in sex, just curious to know do all sex positions work the same way? I mean will all sex positions will be doable? And which u think might be hard or not possible. Just whatever you think.
3. My university friend said tit fuck will not work on my penis. I don?t know why but all I understand is that when boobs are pulled together, the little finger can be inserted right? So if little finger can, then why not my penis. So just like to ask u is what you think about tit fuck? I mean how you think it might go?
4. And do you deep throating, allow cum in mouth and swallow? I mean I really like to try deep throating, and to cum in mouth, with half swallowed and half just hanging around the mouth? Aw and to tell you now, I?ve the cum picture on flickr, BUT THAT SHOWS THREE OF MY LOADS. Which mean my single is 1/3 of that, so can this all be managed? Deep throat, Half swallowed n half around mouth?
I know there might be no fix answer to it, but just like to see how you think. I mean you are experienced and certainly know how this all works, so just like to see as to how precisely you think the above things might go and also because I can also make up my mind and what to expect when I try. Hope you understand and please, I am not very experienced so if you could kindly give some details of them. And Looking for this weekend appointment, incall for 1 hour, please."

Don't think I'll be spending anytime replying to this. He has 0 feedback and timewaster notes saying he's sent this to others.



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Yes the above sad case does the rounds with the same copy and paste email.

guy tries to book on Sunday but I spoke to my bf and it waas when the footy was on so he would be unable to drive me and it was about 40 minutes away so not worth getting a taxi in that time so I told him that I will not be able to make it for those reasons. (I did say before I confirmed appointent I would need to check with my driver) his response:

I live in a village (village name) I used to live near (different town) I know thats no help but just saying! I'd be happy to give you any details to secure yourself and pick you up if thats of use. I am a frisky that doesn't do this much and doesn't think eastern europeans are fun. What a lazy cunt he is watching the football? Tsk


So in one message he managed to tell me useless info about where he used to live, drop in some racism (I have know Idea what Eastern Europeans had to do with anything) and call my driver a cunt for wanting to watch the World Cup Final?!

"Hi would you and a girlfriend be happy to lift and carry each other, piggyback and firemans lift in a session with me?"

WTF?