Got this yesterday:
Him:Hey baby looking good, how much for overnight?
Me: I don't do overnights until I've had previous booking with you. Have you experienced domination with a dominatrix before?
Him: no never been dominated or stuff like that but you look just like my mates mum and I've always fancied her and she's always flirting with me.
Me: how old are you?
Him: I'm 18. Can I book you for 4 hours at 11 o clock tonight.
Me: your 18, never been dominated!! You couldn't cope with 4 hours with a full on dominatrix let alone overnight and more so you couldn't afford it!! I don't think so.
Him: oh don't worry about money baby, I will bring you presents as well, tell me what you want and I'll buy it for you. You can beat me as much as you want.
Me: what I want is to say goodbye.
Him: but baby I love you, tell me what you want I will do anything, I will buy you anything, I love you.
Me: goodbye.
Phone down.
He didn't call back!!!!!