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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5880 on: 27 June 2014, 01:56:33 am »
He emailed me too as well. I said no as I don't do anything in public!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5881 on: 27 June 2014, 02:09:29 am »

What a coincidence, i suspect he's doing the rounds with it  :)

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« Reply #5882 on: 27 June 2014, 09:01:05 am »

Email received this evening from a bloke on Adultwork.

Him: "Hi, How are you? I have a common fantasy about a woman making me cream my pants in public and wondered if it is a fantasy you could help me fulfil? I'll be honest, I'm not too sure exactly how something like that might work. But if it is something you might be interested in maybe we could discuss it further? Hope to hear from you soon"

..(Just out of curiosity i responded asking what he had in mind)..

Him: "Thanks for getting back to me. I have had some ideas, and would love to hear what you think, or hear some of your own?
1) A daytime GFE in a busy park for an hour where we get a little carried away touching.
2) A daytime meet somewhere busy like a shopping centre where we meet as 'strangers' with a lot of inappropriate touching and bum rubbing.
3) An evening meet as 'strangers' in a bar or club where we get carried away on the dance floor"

He's got feedback so for all i know he could be genuine but wtf lol, imagine that. No thanks i value my discretion  ;D

I had this email too and I am in Glasgow so he must be doing his rounds. I just told him that he should read profiles and he might find someone more suited to his tastes as I don't even do outcalls nevermind being in public with a client making him cream his pants lol x

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« Reply #5883 on: 27 June 2014, 11:36:06 am »

Email received this evening from a bloke on Adultwork.

Him: "Hi, How are you? I have a common fantasy about a woman making me cream my pants in public and wondered if it is a fantasy you could help me fulfil? I'll be honest, I'm not too sure exactly how something like that might work. But if it is something you might be interested in maybe we could discuss it further? Hope to hear from you soon"

..(Just out of curiosity i responded asking what he had in mind)..

Him: "Thanks for getting back to me. I have had some ideas, and would love to hear what you think, or hear some of your own?
1) A daytime GFE in a busy park for an hour where we get a little carried away touching.
2) A daytime meet somewhere busy like a shopping centre where we meet as 'strangers' with a lot of inappropriate touching and bum rubbing.
3) An evening meet as 'strangers' in a bar or club where we get carried away on the dance floor"

He's got feedback so for all i know he could be genuine but wtf lol, imagine that. No thanks i value my discretion  ;D

I've also had this, twice now

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5884 on: 27 June 2014, 04:39:34 pm »

Email on adultwork from an account with no feedback.
   
Him: Hey kinkyboots. I hope you've had a profitable month, cos I'll be calling by in the next week or two to collect what I'm owed, and you're up to 800 now. You might have been able to talk me round last time, but no excuses any more I'm afraid. Produce the goods or you and that kid of yours can hit the bricks. My lads are well used to chucking out rubbish. Get to work. Will be in touch. Mark.


I saw a bloke a few months ago who wanted to do a role play where he was my landlord and i was a young tenant who was in debt with my rent, you can figure the rest out yourselves lol. I didn't like the bloke when he booked in the first place because he seemed to have an air of superiority about him and i thought he spoke to me like shit so i didn't want him back anyway, but wtf is that crap about. How rude and disrespectful to send such a thing out of the blue with no pre warning or discussions! It took me a few minutes to come to the conclusion that it may be that same guy, but still, this is definitely not how to book an escort :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5885 on: 27 June 2014, 09:00:01 pm »

Email on adultwork from an account with no feedback.
   
Him: Hey kinkyboots. I hope you've had a profitable month, cos I'll be calling by in the next week or two to collect what I'm owed, and you're up to 800 now. You might have been able to talk me round last time, but no excuses any more I'm afraid. Produce the goods or you and that kid of yours can hit the bricks. My lads are well used to chucking out rubbish. Get to work. Will be in touch. Mark.


I saw a bloke a few months ago who wanted to do a role play where he was my landlord and i was a young tenant who was in debt with my rent, you can figure the rest out yourselves lol. I didn't like the bloke when he booked in the first place because he seemed to have an air of superiority about him and i thought he spoke to me like shit so i didn't want him back anyway, but wtf is that crap about. How rude and disrespectful to send such a thing out of the blue with no pre warning or discussions! It took me a few minutes to come to the conclusion that it may be that same guy, but still, this is definitely not how to book an escort :FF

I had a client very similar to this, he wanted a blackmail role play but the emails he was sending me were so real it scared the shit out of me x
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5886 on: 27 June 2014, 09:02:58 pm »
A guy has been trying to book me all week and I was too busy to see him, he called on and off all day asking if any no shows etc which their wasn't .

He then text me and asked if he could "pop round for a coffee just to meet me" really! I said no of course, he then said I'll only stay 10 minutes, how much is that?
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« Reply #5887 on: 27 June 2014, 09:38:52 pm »

Email received this evening from a bloke on Adultwork.

Him: "Hi, How are you? I have a common fantasy about a woman making me cream my pants in public and wondered if it is a fantasy you could help me fulfil? I'll be honest, I'm not too sure exactly how something like that might work. But if it is something you might be interested in maybe we could discuss it further? Hope to hear from you soon"

..(Just out of curiosity i responded asking what he had in mind)..

Him: "Thanks for getting back to me. I have had some ideas, and would love to hear what you think, or hear some of your own?
1) A daytime GFE in a busy park for an hour where we get a little carried away touching.
2) A daytime meet somewhere busy like a shopping centre where we meet as 'strangers' with a lot of inappropriate touching and bum rubbing.
3) An evening meet as 'strangers' in a bar or club where we get carried away on the dance floor"

He's got feedback so for all i know he could be genuine but wtf lol, imagine that. No thanks i value my discretion  ;D

Haha this guy messaged me too and my response was exactly that! haha halfwit x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5888 on: 28 June 2014, 09:42:45 am »
Received a phone call at 4.08am then a text at 4.09am saying......

Booking 6pm to 7pm

Not even a hello or anything. Blocked.
« Last Edit: 28 June 2014, 09:49:44 am by Pink~Princess »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5889 on: 28 June 2014, 11:35:22 am »
Woke up to this:

"70 an hours anal bareback now"

Wonder if he was stood outside my house waiting!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5890 on: 28 June 2014, 01:04:42 pm »
Received a phone call at 4.08am then a text at 4.09am saying......

Booking 6pm to 7pm

Not even a hello or anything. Blocked.


These calls/texts really do my tits in.  Why can they not wait until a respectful time and contact and then stand a chance.  Obviously thinking with their little brain and at that time either stoned or bladder end or both.  apart from all that ....disrespectful twat!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5891 on: 28 June 2014, 01:22:54 pm »
I had a text at 3am, terrible text speak cn I see u in nxt hour.

Umm, no.

Also had a phone call this morning from a man asking for a booking, fully booked I said "ok do you have any more pictures I can wank over, I'm having a wank now".

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5892 on: 28 June 2014, 01:34:57 pm »
Woke up to this:

"70 an hours anal bareback now"

Wonder if he was stood outside my house waiting!

Charming! :o Whatever happened to "please" ??

I LOLed at your last sentence ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5893 on: 28 June 2014, 01:38:55 pm »
It's twat central out there right now. And you know why? Payday weekend. While this may be great for earnings potential, it also means the twattish behaviour comes out because they've all gone and blown a chunk of wages on drink/drugs.

Got a message last night: "wow, someones got a bit fat!"

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« Reply #5894 on: 28 June 2014, 01:51:51 pm »
It's twat central out there right now. And you know why? Payday weekend. While this may be great for earnings potential, it also means the twattish behaviour comes out because they've all gone and blown a chunk of wages on drink/drugs.

Got a message last night: "wow, someones got a bit fat!"

Yes just had a phone call from someone asking for 'details', who was already in my phone as "already had details many times". He's been phoning me every 3-6 months for I think 5 years now, acts as if we've never spoken before.