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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5685 on: 05 June 2014, 07:46:20 pm »
"Hey I'm jay I'm 19 I live in xxx and I'm looking for someone to do some duo work with I'm the xxx area, I have been escorting since I was 17 I've done duo work in the past and it has gone really well, let me know if you would be interested and we'll talk about getting things set up! "

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5686 on: 06 June 2014, 02:56:06 pm »
Text message comes in.........

Him: What's your address? (Not even a hello and I only responded cause I seen I had a missed call from him aswell).

Me: And why should I tell you that, you don't have a booking with me?

Him: Cause I want sex and need to know where to go.

Me: Fuck off, I try to avoid rude and ignorant people like you. You haven't even asked if I am available, you don't have an appointment with me and you haven't even spoken to me or even so much as said hello so no thank you.

Block!

Why do some not even have the basic skills on how to speak to someone?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5687 on: 06 June 2014, 05:49:44 pm »
Personally I try not to answer texts like that as theres no point, you know right from the start theres no booking in the offing, but chances are it'll annoy you......

I had a guy the last couple of days emailing me trying to get a precise location out of me with no promise of a booking.......I give a vague answer, he tries to pin me down to which I answer Yes I do (give more details), once I have a date, time and duration for a booking, and once said booking is confirmed....

Then I got a phone call an hour later, I'm sure it was the same guy, someone trying to get my address out of me, he got the same answer!

Sometimes just for fun if I'm bored I will just text back exactly what a guy texted to me if its particularly ridiculous/rude/disrespectful, such as this the other day Hi can I fuck your ur arse - he got the same text right back at him!


 


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5688 on: 06 June 2014, 06:57:57 pm »
Another clanger to add to the vast collection:

Twit: I really want to see you, but can't afford your outcall prices. Do you do car meets? I don't have a car, so could you pick me up from mine in your car?

Me: I don't do car meets.

Twit: can you do an incall? And could you pick me up from mine and bring me back to yours for an incall? I'm in Halifax, its only about 25 mins drive from Leeds...

 :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5689 on: 06 June 2014, 07:39:38 pm »
Another clanger to add to the vast collection:

Twit: I really want to see you, but can't afford your outcall prices. Do you do car meets? I don't have a car, so could you pick me up from mine in your car?

Me: I don't do car meets.

Twit: can you do an incall? And could you pick me up from mine and bring me back to yours for an incall? I'm in Halifax, its only about 25 mins drive from Leeds...

 :FF

I would have replied with "Theres these things called buses/trains"

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5690 on: 06 June 2014, 09:11:24 pm »
Another clanger to add to the vast collection:

Twit: I really want to see you, but can't afford your outcall prices. Do you do car meets? I don't have a car, so could you pick me up from mine in your car?

Me: I don't do car meets.

Twit: can you do an incall? And could you pick me up from mine and bring me back to yours for an incall? I'm in Halifax, its only about 25 mins drive from Leeds...

 :FF

Someone else has posted that exact message on here before lol what an idiot wanting a car meet without a car and you having to go pick him up, hahaha! X
« Last Edit: 06 June 2014, 10:33:29 pm by Pink~Princess »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5691 on: 06 June 2014, 09:20:07 pm »
They are put on callblocker app and its because they just havnt got a clue how to talk or interact to make a booking.  I get continiously text hi  babe u same as in your pics or u free when it states please call to book I dont respond to texts.
cant read or cant afford a 15 min session .please wank at home for free cut your costs your clearly struggling financially !
want me to have an extensive wardrobe of lingerie clothing they must think I run a sex shop too with access for all their whims lol




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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5692 on: 06 June 2014, 09:50:57 pm »
just got an text: Hi where ru

Not bothering to reply, clearly.

2 minutes before I got an call, the guy asked me out for a drink. Nothing else, just a freebie drink  ;D

Must be something in the air
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5693 on: 06 June 2014, 10:57:34 pm »
I just had a call from a fairly dodgy-sounding bloke, who sounded pretty time-waster-y, mostly because he seemed mainly obsessed with the kind of shoes I was wearing.

Bored, and stupidly willing to give the benefit of the doubt, I asked him for his full address as he requested an outcall.

Address comes through of his supposed studio flat: I check it and it's the full address for the BBC's Broadcasting House in London. Oh right! Like we don't check these things.

On the plus side though, maybe he's some kind of modern-day Phantom of the Opera and lives in the BBC's basement complete with mask and rowing boat  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5694 on: 06 June 2014, 11:19:10 pm »
I get a lot of this,

Him. Hi babe, you alright?

Me. Yes.

Him. What you up to?

Me. Nothing, do you want a booking?

Him. I dunno babe are you worth it? (Or something along those lines)

Hang up and block, does anyone else get these types?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5695 on: 06 June 2014, 11:50:56 pm »
Yep. Along with the variants of 'Are you good?' 'Are you any good at blowjobs?' and 'If your any good I'll extend to an hour.'

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5696 on: 06 June 2014, 11:52:59 pm »
Another clanger to add to the vast collection:

Twit: I really want to see you, but can't afford your outcall prices. Do you do car meets? I don't have a car, so could you pick me up from mine in your car?

Me: I don't do car meets.

Twit: can you do an incall? And could you pick me up from mine and bring me back to yours for an incall? I'm in Halifax, its only about 25 mins drive from Leeds...

 :FF
Oh yeah I get this sometimes...'Will you pick me up from the train station?' or ' Will you meet me at the bus station?' I reply with do you ask your dentist or G.P or optician to pick you up or do you get yourself to an appointment?'

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5697 on: 07 June 2014, 12:07:32 am »
Address comes through of his supposed studio flat: I check it and it's the full address for the BBC's Broadcasting House in London. Oh right! Like we don't check these things.

Ha ha that reminds me of the time I had someone make a booking for an outcall to a hotel gave their name and said they were in room 426, instantly became suspicious as it was to a Travelodge and except for ones in the cities they tend to be no more than 2 floors in my area . So checked it out on Google maps and low and behold it was a 2 storey building.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5698 on: 07 June 2014, 12:19:42 am »
Text message comes in.........

Him: What's your address? (Not even a hello and I only responded cause I seen I had a missed call from him aswell).

Me: And why should I tell you that, you don't have a booking with me?

Him: Cause I want sex and need to know where to go.

Me: Fuck off, I try to avoid rude and ignorant people like you. You haven't even asked if I am available, you don't have an appointment with me and you haven't even spoken to me or even so much as said hello so no thank you.

Block!

Why do some not even have the basic skills on how to speak to someone?
I always give assholes like this a mouthful too! Tossers!!! Can't even address me by my bloody name!
« Last Edit: 07 June 2014, 12:26:30 am by MissKylie »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5699 on: 07 June 2014, 12:25:19 am »
I get a lot of this,

Him. Hi babe, you alright?

Me. Yes.

Him. What you up to?

Me. Nothing, do you want a booking?

Him. I dunno babe are you worth it? (Or something along those lines)

Hang up and block, does anyone else get these types?
Ahhhh I can't stand guys like this!! I always hang up, then send them a mouthful through text message about how to read the bloody profile etc etc. Absolutely wankers! Makes me so angry! I just don't know wtf is wrong with some people.