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Hotblondie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5625 on: 22 May 2014, 11:57:46 am »
I dont think is that cheap in a parlour  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5626 on: 22 May 2014, 01:28:34 pm »
So this guy rings me to book  an  outcall and goes on about how safe he is and how nice and safe the location is and that there even is  concierge service  (that would only be a put off in my thinking ). So I ask him  for a land line number- he doesn't have it as  ''threre's  no need for it''.  Later   via text messages he sends me a link to a website featuring a property in question with comment ''hope this picture helps''  ;D
I ask him  for his  full name- no answer.
I mean, they must think that hookers are as thick as pig shit. 

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5627 on: 22 May 2014, 02:03:41 pm »
I just received a message on AW, "free today." Another case of someone not bothering to read my profile. Couldn't even be bothered to answer. His feedback wasn't up to much anyway!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5628 on: 22 May 2014, 03:23:03 pm »
Just got an call from a guy who said hes into wrestling  ???
wtf, he wants to fight with an escort? This one is new  ;D

Send him to me ...I love overpowering/pinning down men :)

He needs a Dominant woman.

Wrestling quite popular in BDSM scene.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5629 on: 22 May 2014, 06:20:55 pm »
I had a voicemail message saying, "Hi, I'm (blokey). Please call me back on this number." I guess he thought I would be able to guess which number was his from the list of missed calls I had...
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5630 on: 22 May 2014, 06:41:34 pm »
Had a guy asking if I could cater for an unusual fetish (alarm bells ringing timewaster!)

So i asked what it was. Can he bring a box full of live insects and bugs to my incall place and i step on them and kill them with my heels as he wanks!


Yep, crushing bugs & other animals is a big big fetish. Huge. But completely illegal to entertain.

A form of macraphilia/gigantism perhaps?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5631 on: 22 May 2014, 07:58:02 pm »
I had a voicemail message saying, "Hi, I'm (blokey). Please call me back on this number." I guess he thought I would be able to guess which number was his from the list of missed calls I had...

I get that too, or I get "Hi it's Steve/Dave/Pete call me back" now we all know all punters are called Steve or Dave so which one is it!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5632 on: 22 May 2014, 08:39:57 pm »
I had a voicemail message saying, "Hi, I'm (blokey). Please call me back on this number." I guess he thought I would be able to guess which number was his from the list of missed calls I had...

This is exactly why I switched my voicemail off, I mean even if they did leave their number doesn't mean by the time you get the message it will be suitable to call them

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5633 on: 22 May 2014, 09:43:26 pm »
I had a voicemail message saying, "Hi, I'm (blokey). Please call me back on this number." I guess he thought I would be able to guess which number was his from the list of missed calls I had...

This is exactly why I switched my voicemail off, I mean even if they did leave their number doesn't mean by the time you get the message it will be suitable to call them
I think I might just do that.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5634 on: 22 May 2014, 10:03:32 pm »
I had a voicemail message saying, "Hi, I'm (blokey). Please call me back on this number." I guess he thought I would be able to guess which number was his from the list of missed calls I had...

This is exactly why I switched my voicemail off, I mean even if they did leave their number doesn't mean by the time you get the message it will be suitable to call them
I think I might just do that.

I just did it too! Should have done it years ago, x
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5635 on: 22 May 2014, 10:06:13 pm »
I did it years ago  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5636 on: 22 May 2014, 10:30:44 pm »

Yep, crushing bugs & other animals is a big big fetish. Huge. But completely illegal to entertain.

A form of macraphilia/gigantism perhaps?

I imagine so! Crushing phallic or spherical objects is a Thing too, because they're imagining watching you crush their genitals. Lots of bananas, eggs and stuffed toys meet their demise on clips4sale. And many gummy bears are eaten for the vore fans.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5637 on: 22 May 2014, 11:47:00 pm »
Just logged in to AW to find message after message of silly emails :(

One of them asked how close I was to xxx town centre-that's about the seventh time he has asked me the same thing?  ???

On the bright side, I did have a message from someone who clearly read my profile before contacting me...there IS hope after all!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5638 on: 23 May 2014, 08:54:20 am »
It infuriated me when someone rings and ask where are you based? It's on my profile! Is t that something you'd check first? X
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5639 on: 23 May 2014, 11:19:32 am »
It infuriated me when someone rings and ask where are you based? It's on my profile! Is t that something you'd check first? X

I hate that to as they tend to ask when my profile says Outcalls only.