When a client makes a booking then texts 2 minutes later about if he can have fun in the shower with me but putting it bluntly not nice words. Then what am I wearing  in the next text 2 minutes later after ignoring.  I am happy he showed  before allowing him any where near me.

Got a text message at midnight from a number I had blocked for phoning me during the nite previously saying.......

U dane

Which in Glaswegian chav 15 year old language means.....what are you doing?

The sooner I get all these blocked numbers transferred into my iPhone, the better!

Wow lol, just when you think you've heard it all x

mail on aw

Hi how are you? First off wow you look hot in your pics,
You got a great body. I work in Bristol from time to
Time and would love a bit of fun. It's far enough from
My house to be safe lol. I only really know m32 into cabots
And over by st.phillips marsh. Can you tell me where about
You are compared to these places? Don't need house number
Or even street, just postcode near so can google it.
Also if I did meet you, would be from work, could I shower
Before appointment and after?
Thanks

me amazed again:

Hi, all the informations you asked for are on my profile
Please read it then decide if and when you want to meet me

Thank you for your compliments, have a nice weekend xxx

 

Ok, this one just made me cackle out loud....

'I am very serious about this miss please do not right it off alltogether right away as i have done this type of thing before and it is such a mind blowing session for me ...

I want for someone to park there car on my hand this someone been you of course this time for the session and sit inside the car playing loud music ( this is important to me because it cuts off all contact with you in control of the car and increase the risk of me getting in contact with you to ask you to move .. I would like to then be ignored with the car parked ontop music playing loud .. even lock the doors if possible and forget about me there ? Basically i am asking for you to just party inside the car and relax while i am underneath it ( hands )
This would be amazing if you would consider this miss i really would love to do this and will pay the price .. I am a little nervous doing this as a first timer and would prefer minimum contact during the session considering the requirements .
Is this something you may be ok to do with me please let me know thank you . : )'

*more cackling*

maybe worth learning to drive after all

Jesus Christ! That can't be a fetish? I agree, just when you thought you'd heard it all! X

Had a nice message earlier asking for an outcall to a central hotel etc etc...all seemed normal and actually quite thoughtful until I reached the last bit of the message where the guy thought he should "just warn" me that he has been arrested for harassing and assaulting an escort in the past, but he's changed now.

errr..what?! just no.

Yeah, I have no idea why you would put that in a message if you seriously wanted a booking, but thank God he did because I would have actually gone to meet him since he seemed so polite and genuine   

just had another, phone call this time:

idiot: whats your address?
annoyed me: I only do outcalls, go and read my profile
idiot (in a ridiculously whiny voice): oh come on babe, you can trust me. let me come to yours

needless to say..I hung up

This guy calls up and tells me that he had an appointment booked with me for half 12 and he was just calling now to confirm the appointment . This was at 12.20.
I tell him that's impossible as I wouldn't agree to an app at that time as I'm working from a hotel and check in is at 2. He says that he is in town now so what is he supposed to do. I tell him I think hes made a mistake as I've never spoken to him before and hurry him off the phone.

As I'm saving this guys number another number calls me and it's the same guy calling from a different number and I have the same conversation all over again! Then texts saying he's outside the hotel hes gonna wait for me to arrive so he can see me for the first appointment.

I decided as I had no appointments booked to forget that noise and hang out with my sister instead. I had a great day instead.