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KimberlyC

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5400 on: 29 March 2014, 06:02:11 pm »
Do any of you ever get "wrong number" texts where you suspect they're pretending to have the wrong number but want you to chat with them?

What is the point of that exercise!? ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5401 on: 29 March 2014, 07:35:24 pm »
Do any of you ever get "wrong number" texts where you suspect they're pretending to have the wrong number but want you to chat with them?

What is the point of that exercise!? ::)

Yes!!
And the "found you're number in my contacts, how do I know you"? Etc, etc.
More recently I had some numpty text me claiming that he'd met me on a night out, and agreed to a date. Of course I replied that I could recall no such thing, and he replied- "you were very very drunk, that's probably why you can't remember. You said your name is Claire and you wanted to go out with me" - so either I got smashed, (I don't drink) gave this guy my work number and introduced myself using my work name, or the guy is trying to convince me to go on a date... Hmmm.
What worries me is that these guys seem to genuinely believe they're being smart lol!!!
They tried to bury us.
They didn't know we were seeds.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5402 on: 29 March 2014, 07:55:32 pm »

Name: Fiona
E-mail: xxxxxxxxxxx@gmail.com
Subject: enquiring
Message: Hello.

I am seeking to pay for the privilege of my son to spend an exotic time with you. He has requested a special present for his birthday. I am willing to pay whatever is you want.

Fiona

After sending replay,I received this:

Hello.

I am arranging everything for him and paying. He is 14 if that's ok.

Fantasist.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5403 on: 29 March 2014, 10:25:30 pm »

Name: Fiona
E-mail: xxxxxxxxxxx@gmail.com
Subject: enquiring
Message: Hello.

I am seeking to pay for the privilege of my son to spend an exotic time with you. He has requested a special present for his birthday. I am willing to pay whatever is you want.

Fiona

After sending replay,I received this:

Hello.

I am arranging everything for him and paying. He is 14 if that's ok.

I would have replied "I'm sure the Police will be glad to know this" or words to those effect.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5404 on: 30 March 2014, 12:07:28 am »
Do any of you ever get "wrong number" texts where you suspect they're pretending to have the wrong number but want you to chat with them?

What is the point of that exercise!? ::)

Yes I woke up to a text this morning saying, had your number in my phone.....who is this?

Had a guy yesterday text me saying he lost all his contacts but had the numbers backed up so we've all to get in touch with our names.....LOL!

I have had a text saying that he was just about to go and get this sleeve tattoo finished then heading to the gym mate!

Often get the who's this text as they had my number but don't know who I am.

I always ignore as it's clear they just want to spark up a convo.......pathetic!

Oh and the guy I had text me saying he lost all his contacts was already saved in my phone as someone who said his mate gave him my number  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5405 on: 30 March 2014, 12:06:45 pm »

Name: Fiona
E-mail: xxxxxxxxxxx@gmail.com
Subject: enquiring
Message: Hello.

I am seeking to pay for the privilege of my son to spend an exotic time with you. He has requested a special present for his birthday. I am willing to pay whatever is you want.

Fiona

After sending replay,I received this:

Hello.

I am arranging everything for him and paying. He is 14 if that's ok.

Fantasist.


Got the same email last night. This was my reply.

 Boy,You are really doing the rounds..u have sent the same email to various ladies.Let me guess...ur son is only 14.Go and send your silly crap to someone else...you are a known fantacist!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5406 on: 30 March 2014, 06:47:38 pm »

Name: Fiona
E-mail: xxxxxxxxxxx@gmail.com
Subject: enquiring
Message: Hello.

I am seeking to pay for the privilege of my son to spend an exotic time with you. He has requested a special present for his birthday. I am willing to pay whatever is you want.

Fiona

After sending replay,I received this:

Hello.

I am arranging everything for him and paying. He is 14 if that's ok.

Fantasist.


Got the same email last night. This was my reply.

 Boy,You are really doing the rounds..u have sent the same email to various ladies.Let me guess...ur son is only 14.Go and send your silly crap to someone else...you are a known fantacist!

I've just received a variation of the email!

Hello.
I am seeking to pay for the privilege of my son to spend an exotic time with you. He has requested a special present ( birthday ) and being an open and honest mother I have agreed to arrange a sexual encounter with an older woman. He really likes you and is hoping you can make his wish come true. I will pay you whatever you want.
Yours sincerely
Fiona


The email address suggests a man, what with the word "horny" in it.

I replied:
Hi,
Sure - what sort of domination is he into? Financial? SPH? CP? AB? Have a read of the services on my site - plus the fees are also listed on there - obviously financial domination comes with varied price tags.

May I ask what the reason is why your son can't contact me himself? I need to know of any disablement in order to tailor the session to his needs.

Thanks

C


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5407 on: 30 March 2014, 09:35:08 pm »
me: quiet night in and tired 
him: i see
him: no excitment yet huh
me: nope
him: i just wanted to tell youre really beautiful
me: thank you thats v kind
him: youre welcome
him: i was wondering maybe if you wanted to take a look into my gallery and let me know what you think of my cock perhaps?

 :FF

unless your cock is made of sprinkles, they all look the fucking same to me  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5408 on: 30 March 2014, 09:59:51 pm »
me: hello
him--: innit
him--: u have neither the wit nor imagination chubby

I can't even... what? How are you meant to get offended by something that doesn't even make sense?
« Last Edit: 30 March 2014, 10:01:57 pm by RR »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5409 on: 31 March 2014, 01:14:41 am »
Gee whizz there are some truly dense people about.Email via A.W just now...Can I pay you for a booking tonight via card as I don't have cash....
Now aside from the fact I have written in bold 10am until 9pm..he is supposedly willing to prepay for a booking with a girl who he does not know from Adam..

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5410 on: 31 March 2014, 09:23:34 pm »
"Blah blah blah do you want a professional style glamour photo shoot for your private gallery, no release, you keep the shots, I want to keep a couple for my portfolio, blah blah, I know how to get the best income from the private gallery, blah blah."

I have a short profile, there are only three questions on my FAQs - one of which tells photographers and "male escorts" to do kindly one. So I shot back:
Thanks for your kind offer. I understand you most likely copy-paste your message without reading profiles, but nevertheless mine states I am not interested in photography services, so 10/10 for ignoring someone's personal boundaries. Always a good trait in someone who takes intimate images of women. :)
Take care! x


I'm such a dick. But still. No photog who specifically trawls AW for models is coming near me with a camera. ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5411 on: 01 April 2014, 02:04:08 am »
 ???It never ceases to amaze me how these guys think that their copied and pasted drivel about being a photographer/male escort/driver/bodyguard/freebie hunter is individual and that no other numpty has tried the same pathetic tactic.
Sometimes I wonder whether theyve actually got somewhere with there emails and some poor newbie has taken them up on it, because I regularly get the same email from the same guys a few months apart and it makes me think that they must suceed every now and thenn why else would they invest so much time and effort on a regular basis... ?

They tried to bury us.
They didn't know we were seeds.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5412 on: 01 April 2014, 10:50:13 am »
???It never ceases to amaze me how these guys think that their copied and pasted drivel about being a photographer/male escort/driver/bodyguard/freebie hunter is individual and that no other numpty has tried the same pathetic tactic.
Sometimes I wonder whether theyve actually got somewhere with there emails and some poor newbie has taken them up on it, because I regularly get the same email from the same guys a few months apart and it makes me think that they must suceed every now and thenn why else would they invest so much time and effort on a regular basis... ?

Yes there is no doubt in my mind that someone somewhere will take them up on their offer.

I recently had another escort email me asking if I wanted extra clients (she had plenty of feedback of her own) and if I wanted pics taken by some guy and that all he asks in return is that we have a 3sum, drinks and wee party between us. I ignored it but I just thought to myself no chance! I don't even do 3sums never mind anything else! So in wonder how many people she copy and pasted that to.

I've had the photographer one a million times and quite often they have feedback from other escorts about their photography so some definitely do go for it.

xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5413 on: 01 April 2014, 02:20:39 pm »
For the past few days I've mostly been in bed sick except for the weekend when I had my child, every day since Thursday over 30 calls from the same guy who rings and sends "???" very two minutes if I don't answer immediately, and text after text along the lines of "will you see me today" "Would be nice if you answered" "I don't like being ignored" "I like seeing you and I like making you smile" "You must think I'm a nob I just wanna see you" "take it you're not gonna see me" "???"  along with around 10 calls on sunday when I've repeatedly told him I DO NOT work weekends!

Ugh.


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5414 on: 01 April 2014, 02:28:30 pm »
For the past few days I've mostly been in bed sick except for the weekend when I had my child, every day since Thursday over 30 calls from the same guy who rings and sends "???" very two minutes if I don't answer immediately, and text after text along the lines of "will you see me today" "Would be nice if you answered" "I don't like being ignored" "I like seeing you and I like making you smile" "You must think I'm a nob I just wanna see you" "take it you're not gonna see me" "???"  along with around 10 calls on sunday when I've repeatedly told him I DO NOT work weekends!

Ugh.

But did you think he was a knob? ;)