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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5385 on: 27 March 2014, 01:19:12 pm »
To be fair I get this sort of thing on all lengths of booking so it's not something I associate with 15 min quickies but it's bloody rude and I did tell him nicely that in future if he is late to let me know as I will start to knock it off peoples times.
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5386 on: 27 March 2014, 01:23:51 pm »
The difference between an hour booking and a 15 minute booking is, if someone is 10-15 mins late on a 15 minute appointment then he's missed his WHOLE appointment whereas on an hour appointment, I often have client a stuck in traffic and a really don't mind as long as they let me know x
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5387 on: 27 March 2014, 01:38:25 pm »
Quote from: Pink~Princess on 27 March 2014, 01:23:51 pm
The difference between an hour booking and a 15 minute booking is, if someone is 10-15 mins late on a 15 minute appointment then he's missed his WHOLE appointment whereas on an hour appointment, I often have client a stuck in traffic and a really don't mind as long as they let me know x

Exactly! Being 10 minutes late, and therefor taking 25 minutes, is going over by 66% of the agreed time. (I think so, anyway. My maths ain't so great.) 10 minutes on a half-hour booking is still 33% but it's not the end of the world. On an hour, it's negligible. Naturally, we all leave time in between bookings but the fact still remains that that time could have been used by someone wanting to spend more money.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5388 on: 27 March 2014, 11:52:09 pm »
Just had some guy phone me 3 times then text me saying I was to download the Tango app so that I can text him back and forth for free!

Talk about delusional! Think he's getting this whole escorting malarkey mixed up with real life, why would I want to text a complete stranger?

The oddballs are crawling at the moment, I don't know what's going on. I've had months of just normal abuse and harassment that I can handle and that don't upset me anymore to stuff making me very wary and uncomfortable to a serious amount of weirdos in general, must be something in the air!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5389 on: 28 March 2014, 03:26:41 am »
Quote from: KimberlyC on 27 March 2014, 01:09:17 pm
Quote from: bibi on 27 March 2014, 12:23:47 pm
It's one of those days.Had a guy book for 12 for a 15 min quickie and at 12:05 I had to ring to ask if he was on his way...'Oh yeah I'm 5 mins away' so why am I having to ring you to find out you are going to be 10 mins late?

This is why I don't offer quickies anymore. I'd be thrilled to do them if they'd be very prompt and easy to schedule but I find they eat up as much of my day as 30-minute bookings. And 12 noon is Prime Time!

I stopped doing quickies a couple of years ago because of some guys poor hygiene. They all use to say they dont have time for a shower, even if it was on my time, so I simply not do them anymore, then risk smelling some piss
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5390 on: 28 March 2014, 04:18:38 pm »
Had a guy ask if I was available today, so told him I was available after 4pm, to which he tells me he can't do that late due to work so would he be able to see me tomorrow or sunday instead.

I have it clearly listed on my profile I don't work weekends due to personal commitments but I figured well hardly anyone reads them, he has lots of good feedback and was polite etc, so tell him I can do tomorrow morning but he would need to make an appointment by 10.30am or earlier because I have personal commitments for the remainder of the weekend.

He then tells me "That's fine but I might be a bit late."

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What part of I can't do later than that is so difficult to understand?!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5391 on: 28 March 2014, 09:41:46 pm »
Just received this from a guy on AW who only joined the site today...........


Hello K I am up from Manchester on business and would love to make a booking with you but the problem is I have no phone its down getting fixed at the moment is this possible??

Now obviously his email is polite enough but not only does that go against my vetting process and procedure but how can they possibly think this is possible? Is there anyone out there who would actually give their address/buzzer and everything else to a complete stranger over the internet?

Talk about thoughtless!!!!!!!

That 3 days out of 5 this week where someone is trying to get my address from me without actually speaking to me, it's really making me very paranoid.
 
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5392 on: 28 March 2014, 10:05:07 pm »
Quote from: Pink~Princess on 28 March 2014, 09:41:46 pm

 Is there anyone out there who would actually give their address/buzzer and everything else to a complete stranger over the internet?

That 3 days out of 5 this week where someone is trying to get my address from me without actually speaking to me, it's really making me very paranoid.

I did it once when I very first started and was clueless about safety procedures. Never again!

Could it be someone messing with you?


Does anyone else ever get the urge to reply to idiots just as idiotically? Usually I ignore the urge but today I just couldn't resist...

Idiot: "Hi I have this fantasy of blahblahblah *big wall of text that I ignored*

I skim to the end to see "let me know your thoughts etc etc"

I just couldn't stop myself from responding with "My thoughts are that you are a complete fantasist and want me to write you a long essay to wank over. Unfortunately I'm not all that creative, I suggest you go find a girl who will entertain your waffle (Clue-there isn't any.) Blocked, have a nice day and goodbye.

Not very mature I know but...it did give me a small twinge of satisfaction.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5393 on: 29 March 2014, 03:01:35 am »
Guy calls me. You know the type
 Silly man"im calling for some details"
Me "sure honey where did u get my number from?"
Am: "@adultwork but ive not got the internet to read everything"
Me: "ok (reels off basic info)"
Silly man "so Do you get randy?"
Me "what?"
Silly man "I said do you get randy?"
Me "is this Austin powers?"
Silly man, "shit," *hangs up*

Bare in mind this was the second time he called me today first time he was trying to get me to describe how I looked in detail (what colour are you nipples lol) and it turns out it was the international man of mystery all along!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5394 on: 29 March 2014, 08:55:01 am »
What colour are your nipples? LOL! And randy? What a word......cringe! X
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5395 on: 29 March 2014, 11:18:41 am »
Oh I one ring and ask for a booking said he wanted to see me asap so I told 12:15 (30 mins time), he then asked what time I started...not really relevant but I told him 10am. He then said 'Are you not very naughty then?'.... ??? I just put the phone down..he had that typical quiet sleazy voice of the phone wanker lol.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5396 on: 29 March 2014, 01:57:40 pm »
Hi

Does anyone else get this kind of rubbish, as well as the usual timewasting crap? I've copied and pasted the below from my AW inbox, the sender is a male "escort" who joined AW in 2008 and has 0 feedback lol...

I was wondering since we are both in the same
field here. I am wanting the 'Blowjob of my life'
where I am literally sucked dry just by a blowjob
from a lady like yourself who thinks they're good
& just The Best giving out a good blowjob.
If you think you can, I will pay an agreed price,
but only if you suck me dry & there is no more
cum left in me, you will get to keep the money.
Let me know what you think, or if you just want
to have fun with me, please do get in touch as I
would like to hear from you either way darling ;)
Take Care Claire,
Love x x
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5397 on: 29 March 2014, 02:44:46 pm »
Yes it's just your usual Adultwork chancer claiming to be a male escort...another angle to try and get a free shag.Just delete and block.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5398 on: 29 March 2014, 05:12:08 pm »

Name: Fiona
E-mail: xxxxxxxxxxx@gmail.com
Subject: enquiring
Message: Hello.

I am seeking to pay for the privilege of my son to spend an exotic time with you. He has requested a special present for his birthday. I am willing to pay whatever is you want.

Fiona

After sending replay,I received this:

Hello.

I am arranging everything for him and paying. He is 14 if that's ok.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5399 on: 29 March 2014, 05:21:30 pm »
Quote from: Just An Escort on 26 March 2014, 03:44:23 pm
This is a rather random one! Just got this text:

"Hiya hunni.its mistress brooke hampton here.could you help me out with something please xx "

When I Googled the phone number the top result was the Twitter account of a girl called Brooke Hampton who is a US college student as far as I can tell, so not sure how her Twitter has been linked to a UK mobile number.

I also found a result on a page called "The phone book of Howells Travis" where the number is listed as belonging to someone with a distinctly male name who lives in the UK.

Also a Google search for "mistress brooke hampton" bring up a couple of backpage ads of a Mistress Brooke based in the US in a place called Hampton.

No results on Saafe or any of the usual bad client type places, and I don't intend to reply, just wondering if anyone else has encountered this before or knows how searching a UK phone number can get a US person's Twitter as a Google result? If it wasn't for these weird Google results I would have already ignored and moved on after receiving a message from someone clearly hoping to get off on pretending to be another escort (I've been fooled by that one before!).

I've had the same text 3 times in the time I've been working. For the life of me I can't remember what the reply was when I asked what "she" wanted but I know it was enough for me to forget it. I'm sure the last time I didn't even get a reply. I just thought if she were real she'd email me on my aw account rather than text me so I can check her out. Oh well.
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