Oh and all are forever known as tw on my phone or maybe thats the polite word....

Hannah are you in Glasgow? Cause I have a guy that asks the exact same thing and doesn't seem to get the hint when he's actually told to go fuck himself for ?20 x

How do you know it was the same guy HHJJ?? Yeah I am the same, I need to think of all my great clients to get through otherwise I would spontaneously combust too.

Just had a guy phone me at 10am wanting to know if I am available right now 

On a normal day I don't start till 11 and on a Saturday its 12 and if I am sitting doing nothing with NO clients booked in then I need at the very least an hours notice to get ready and prepared for meeting someone and I just don't know how much clearer to be on my profile? Why do they assume we're sitting in our underwear 24/7 in a flat somewhere?? Granted there are plenty of escorts who do work like that and plenty of escorts that can be ready at very short notice but I really do like to make the effort to look my best, to be freshly showered and to set the mood in my work room so it just doesn't work for me sitting by the phone, its bad enough doing it on tour. Even on tour, I still require notice of probably at least a half hour since I am sitting around waiting on the phone ringing.

Anyway I am fully booked for today, thankfully. I've been fully booked all week all but 1 appointment on Wednesday I think so luckily for me I haven't had to deal with the phone much but this has been a really bad week for morons on the phone/text/email 

Have had a right influx of oddball texts today, all from different guys.

1. Hey baby u wana c my big cock then
2. Hi.
3. Premier Inn h*** street can you call down? (I'm incalls only but yes I'll just pop over on a day I'm not working and not even in the same town)
4. Could use good sex how much baby
5. Would u gold shower me n pussy fart in me face

My response to 1. was - I see plenty of those I doubt yours is so special. The rest I've ignored

I've never had a walk out but I imagine it would be really hurtful if you take things to heart like I do 

However I would much rather someone walked out than stayed to spare my feelings as that would surely be worse. I'd hate for anyone to be grossed out by me.

xx

Just had a proper ned (chav) on the phone asking if I am ?100 for the half hour then after I confirmed that was the case, he then said does that mean I get to do what I want?.........Um no it doesn't mean that, goodbye 

PP, I'm based near Manchester.  I'm sure he has nothing better to do with his time!

My latest:

"Hi do you do hardsports? if you're unsure what they are, what I am after is shitting in each others mouths and then chewing and eating each others shit." ...Just..ew?

"Hi would you do sex no condom if I pull out wank and finish elsewhere?"

Why yes, I'd love to put myself at risk of STI's and pregnancy!

I recently changed my name/phone number etc and made a new AW profile to try and get rid of a stalker so it looks like I'm new again, but all my regulars know who I am etc. but anyway, today I got this message:

completetosser: i dont like your list of services
me: thats fine, don't try and book me then
completetosser: how to do you expect to make any money if thats all you offer
me: I've been escorting for 4 years, I know what my regulars like and I know the things that no one ever asks for, so theres no point in putting that stuff on my list. If someone wants to discuss doing something thats not on my list they can do so
completetosser: YOU CLEARLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE DOING
me: actually, I think you'll find I know exactly what I'm doing and the kind of clients I want to attract, but thanks for your concern.
completetosser: Oh, well I might be interested in a booking now
me: no.

Its nice that he's so concerned about how business is going