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Indy_Helena

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5040 on: 17 January 2014, 12:31:22 am »
During my brief stay in London, I saw many ads on Craigslist. The worst that stood out was "Genuine pimp looking for girls 18+ to make big money. I have rich clients"
Genuine pimp?!   ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5041 on: 17 January 2014, 12:51:36 am »
During my brief stay in London, I saw many ads on Craigslist. The worst that stood out was "Genuine pimp looking for girls 18+ to make big money. I have rich clients"
Genuine pimp?!   ::)

That's absolutely awful, I hope he got reported!
Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5042 on: 17 January 2014, 08:06:11 pm »
Meant to copy and paste the email before I blocked the guy but forgot and blocked him without it, once you block someone, their emails disappear.

Anyway he's emailed me twice this week asking to be my slave (I don't offer this) and says he will do all my cleaning etc but can only afford ?100 a month and ?10 a week towards my food LOL!!

WFT?? I charge ?100 for a half hour of my time so why the fuck would I give someone a months worth of my time for ?100 as these slaves are very needy with constant emails/texts/calls etc.

Just silly  ::)

Haha you've had the pleasure of him too then. With me, he sent a PS saying he would need to save for the ?100 but could drop the ?10 food shop on first visit!  ;D :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5043 on: 17 January 2014, 08:42:38 pm »
Just got a dick pic on Whatsapp.  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5044 on: 17 January 2014, 10:23:08 pm »
Just got a dick pic on Whatsapp.  :FF

Why do they do it? I'm perplexed. Surely, they must realise that they're definitely not original... Perhaps they just try and provoke you into giving them a bit of abuse, silly boys!
Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5045 on: 17 January 2014, 10:31:03 pm »
I really don't like when they use Whattsapp. I can't really explain why. I use it to talk to two particular people in my life. I don't like other people popping up in it. I also don't like that they can tell when you're online or have been online. I may wish to ignore a message or reply to it later. I don't want them to see that I've seen it.

I am unable to get photos in my texts. I have to log in to some website to view them (and I never do.) So, I'm sort of protected from the dick pics. But Whatsapp is just open for anyone with my phone number to use.

At some point I'll have to better separate my work and private phones and then delete Whatsapp from my work phone.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5046 on: 17 January 2014, 11:02:51 pm »
I get loads of what I am going to assume is dick pics on my phone but as I don't have mms set up on it I dont get to see them which I am happy about.  :)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5047 on: 18 January 2014, 12:01:59 am »
My work phone is a basic Nokia brick so thankfully I dont need to deal with cock pics.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5048 on: 18 January 2014, 12:46:26 am »
Meant to copy and paste the email before I blocked the guy but forgot and blocked him without it, once you block someone, their emails disappear.

Anyway he's emailed me twice this week asking to be my slave (I don't offer this) and says he will do all my cleaning etc but can only afford ?100 a month and ?10 a week towards my food LOL!!

WFT?? I charge ?100 for a half hour of my time so why the fuck would I give someone a months worth of my time for ?100 as these slaves are very needy with constant emails/texts/calls etc.

Just silly  ::)

Haha you've had the pleasure of him too then. With me, he sent a PS saying he would need to save for the ?100 but could drop the ?10 food shop on first visit!  ;D :FF

Yup I got the same email three times this week with the 10 GBP food shop to be dropped off each month.  Aye right im gonna give up my time for a tenner worth of groceries. Muppet !
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glitter cupcake

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5049 on: 18 January 2014, 12:59:08 am »
Ah, I got the better offer then-?10 of food shop a WEEK-plus ?100 for the humiliaton session once a month-lucky me!!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5050 on: 18 January 2014, 01:09:52 am »
I really don't like when they use Whattsapp. I can't really explain why. I use it to talk to two particular people in my life. I don't like other people popping up in it. I also don't like that they can tell when you're online or have been online. I may wish to ignore a message or reply to it later. I don't want them to see that I've seen it.

I am unable to get photos in my texts. I have to log in to some website to view them (and I never do.) So, I'm sort of protected from the dick pics. But Whatsapp is just open for anyone with my phone number to use.

At some point I'll have to better separate my work and private phones and then delete Whatsapp from my work phone.

Go on whatsapp then...................

Chat settings then
Advanced then
Last seen timestamp

That will stop people from seeing that your online and typing and alo they wont be able to see when you were last on x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5051 on: 18 January 2014, 03:05:23 am »
Ah, I got the better offer then-?10 of food shop a WEEK-plus ?100 for the humiliaton session once a month-lucky me!!

Sorry typo GC, was once a week.  Maybe should share, NOT !!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5052 on: 18 January 2014, 10:07:19 am »
Just got a dick pic on Whatsapp.  :FF


Woo Hoo! Free wank material for you!

(lol)

I bet you were running over there after that going 'Take me master!'

My work phone is a basic Nokia brick so thankfully I dont need to deal with cock pics.

Yup. I also have a brick myself. And its my only phone and I am genuinely happy that I don't have a buzzing phone every 5 seconds to tell me I have a message from someone who is not trying to directly contact my phone -_-

Anyway.

A guy asked what I meant by not offering role play.

I said, 'It means I don't offer role play'

I think I will start leaving my profile blank seeing as I am just an old record player it seems :)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5053 on: 18 January 2014, 01:41:30 pm »
Had a phone call from a guy who firstly asked if he could speak to bibibusty...my name is bibi (cringe). He claimed he had read my website then asked to see me at 10pm even though my hours are stated at 10am until 8pm.
I pointed this out to him and he then said aggressively 'well i read for a few mins but when I try to call you you never answer your phone so stopped reading' ??? ???
I explained that I can't always answer my phone and why didn't he leave a message, also what did that have to do with having a read of my website properly?
He went quiet and said 'So can I book you or not?'
'Not'.
They do talk some cobblers don't they? Oh and when I checked my call log...he's never called me before.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5054 on: 18 January 2014, 03:43:35 pm »
Two I ignored in the last couple of days

Text saying "anal?"..thats it, nothing else, one word

Text saying "fees!!".. the exclamation mark implies "answer me NOW!!

One I actively declined today

Text saying "Hi my son has asked for a rather unusual birthday present this year. Can you help?"

Answer.."no'