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Nikitamids

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5025 on: 12 January 2014, 12:19:14 am »
as bad as need a 10 min appointment to test the goods lol

curvy_girl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5026 on: 14 January 2014, 01:31:49 pm »
Just had a guy ring up and say hi how are you I have just found your profile, I said hi yes how are you.

He said something about being a dom and asked if that was ok, I said yes that is no problem at all and then waited for him to give me details,

He said, yes SIR

I said sorry say that again??

He then hung up.

Time wasting free sex chat. If you wanted to make a booking with a girl you do not start off in such a rude manner even if you -are- a dom. For me the dom session starts when you are there and at the booking as the same applies for going into detail about bookings. All the information is on the profile. I feel like i shouldn't have to say the session starts when I am there and not on the phone -_-

ilovedots

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5027 on: 14 January 2014, 04:54:35 pm »
Just had a guy ring up and say hi how are you I have just found your profile, I said hi yes how are you.

He said something about being a dom and asked if that was ok, I said yes that is no problem at all and then waited for him to give me details,

He said, yes SIR

I said sorry say that again??

He then hung up.

Time wasting free sex chat. If you wanted to make a booking with a girl you do not start off in such a rude manner even if you -are- a dom. For me the dom session starts when you are there and at the booking as the same applies for going into detail about bookings. All the information is on the profile. I feel like i shouldn't have to say the session starts when I am there and not on the phone -_-

I had this more times than I care to remember, I just laugh and put the phone down. Also when I was relatively new, I had one guy try to get dominant with me halfway through his booking (he never asked about it, and if he did I would've turned him down straight away), wanting me to reply "Yes, Master" to every question. I did eventually lose my patience and said with a big smile on my face "I'm sorry, this isn't going to work, you're hardly a Master here, it's not as if you're teaching me anything!". He didn't like it at all, I ruined his little moment, but hey, that's what you get for trying it on with me  ;D
« Last Edit: 14 January 2014, 04:56:32 pm by ilovedots »
Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.

Sassy Slapper

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5028 on: 14 January 2014, 08:56:23 pm »
Just had a guy ring up and say hi how are you I have just found your profile, I said hi yes how are you.

He said something about being a dom and asked if that was ok, I said yes that is no problem at all and then waited for him to give me details,

He said, yes SIR

I said sorry say that again??

He then hung up.

Time wasting free sex chat. If you wanted to make a booking with a girl you do not start off in such a rude manner even if you -are- a dom. For me the dom session starts when you are there and at the booking as the same applies for going into detail about bookings. All the information is on the profile. I feel like i shouldn't have to say the session starts when I am there and not on the phone -_-

Lol I wouldnt worry too much. I had a call once

ME- hello

Man-I have been looking at your pictures all weekend.

Me (in sexyish voice)- ooo have you now.

Him-Yeah you're fat arnt you

Dial tone brrrrrrr???

Me- :( >:( :FF then REDIAL?err excuuhhhuuuuse me *imagine mini rant till i hang up*

You just have to learn to laugh at some of them

ScarletWoman

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5029 on: 14 January 2014, 11:01:43 pm »
there's a guy who texts "RU at it?"

I get a guy who texts that over and over. That and 'are u busy?'...'are u busy being fucked?' maybe same guy with a hobby.
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Lady_Lust_XXX

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5030 on: 14 January 2014, 11:06:12 pm »
The ones who talk about us being fat, I just tell them I can go on a diet and lose the fat but they will never be able to find a nice personality ............... and hang up.
Beauty is nothing to do with having a pretty face.
It is about having a pretty mind, a pretty heart,
And most importantly a beautiful soul.

ilovedots

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5031 on: 15 January 2014, 12:30:06 am »
The ones who talk about us being fat, I just tell them I can go on a diet and lose the fat but they will never be able to find a nice personality ............... and hang up.

Haha! I like that LL  ;D
Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5032 on: 15 January 2014, 12:34:52 am »
Meant to copy and paste the email before I blocked the guy but forgot and blocked him without it, once you block someone, their emails disappear.

Anyway he's emailed me twice this week asking to be my slave (I don't offer this) and says he will do all my cleaning etc but can only afford ?100 a month and ?10 a week towards my food LOL!!

WFT?? I charge ?100 for a half hour of my time so why the fuck would I give someone a months worth of my time for ?100 as these slaves are very needy with constant emails/texts/calls etc.

Just silly  ::)

Sassy Slapper

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5033 on: 15 January 2014, 08:36:20 am »
We all get these slaves. You should count yourself lucky he offered to pay at all lol. Usually when you ask how many hours they want at 130 an hour you suddenly dont hear back from them. mmmmm strange that  ::)

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5034 on: 15 January 2014, 10:48:13 am »
Phone calls this morning around 1am....ignored so I wake up to a text this morning from the same idiot at 03.22 saying..................

Hour much u take per hour? Age 23 all want is blow job and French kissing and your hot touches to make me relax..Glasgow!!


Um ?130 ya numpty! Not I will be seeing you EVER!!

Why do so many of them think you charge per service and not for your time? There just must be plenty of women in the industry who work like this otherwise there wouldn't be as many requests as there is for rates on handjobs or blowjobs or whatever!

 ::)  ::)

KimberlyC

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5035 on: 15 January 2014, 12:03:13 pm »
Yeah, I hate the "how much for just a blow job" or "how much for just a massage and sexual release?"

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5036 on: 16 January 2014, 02:31:26 am »
Today I had the following via text 'When u free next bitch'.

I don't usually respond but was in a grumpy mood,so replied with 'When someone refers to me as bitch..er never!'
He actually replied with 'Sorry' before I blocked him!

curvy_girl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5037 on: 16 January 2014, 11:11:31 am »
Had a guy like that but he rang up and referred to me as that. What is going through these guys heads? I mean seriously?!?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5038 on: 16 January 2014, 09:31:27 pm »
A customer in December asked me as he arrived if he could have a "festive discount"

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5039 on: 16 January 2014, 09:34:26 pm »
And I couldn't count the amount of time's I've had idiots text me saying "i'm about to come i'm gonna call you" so they can wank on the phone, this wind's me up more than anything, got to the point where I had to save people's number's as "wanker"!