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happyhappyjoyjoy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4965 on: 01 January 2014, 11:25:53 pm »
I've just had a call from client,who used to be my regular,asking If I would see his wife on her own.I refused as I don't see females.He pestered me in the past to see him and his wife as a couple,which I refused as well.
I've had some experiences with same sex and woman don't do anything for me,so I don't understand what he counts on ::)
Another added to my blacklist.

why do people assume that prostitutes are always happy to go gay for pay....

lady c

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4966 on: 02 January 2014, 09:54:42 am »
I had one aswell he had lots of feedback wanted 4 hrs of my time and bareback wanting regular meets must be discrete the usual talk. My reply was its very concerning to me that you have so much feedback and request bareback, I would not go  no where near you you are a risk. He replied I have not done bareback with them and I am clean and safe as I am sure you are. My reply then why the hell you asking me for bareback, get lost. Blocked.
 I am sure we all get these requests.

LithyBony

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4967 on: 02 January 2014, 10:28:48 am »
These waste of time serve one purpose and that's to keep us entertained and make us laugh. Hate f**king boundary pushers.  Erggggghhh
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JuicyLucy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4968 on: 03 January 2014, 12:54:50 pm »
Woke up to this gem this morning....

"Am looking for someone I can see on a regular basis for pure fully natural sex. No barriers whatsoever and lots of passion 2-3 times a week"

Just told him to define "pure fully natural sex" haha! As soon as these guys say regular thing etc I instantly shut off. It's just to get our attention.

KimberlyC

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4969 on: 03 January 2014, 01:31:39 pm »
It's called a girlfriend!

JuicyLucy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4970 on: 03 January 2014, 01:37:09 pm »
Hahahaha too right! I should tell him he needs to go on Plenty of Fish! He is going to call me to discuss further very shortly. I'm just going to humour myself and see what he has to say!

ClaireJayne

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4971 on: 03 January 2014, 02:00:06 pm »
Lol yes, fuck with his head.

JuicyLucy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4972 on: 04 January 2014, 12:28:12 am »
He asked for thirty seconds of my time to explain his 'situation' called from a withheld number (the idiot forgot I have his number) and began to explain about his relationship breakdown, how he dated and rushed things yada yada so I cut him short and said I don't care about any of that just what are these no boundaries he means he then paused an seemed really shocked I didn't give a crap. Then he said I was expecting no condoms I said no way hung up then he proceeded to sent me messages saying I'm bitter and twisted and he would of financially supported me etc lol!

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4973 on: 04 January 2014, 11:50:42 am »
I think no condoms was pretty obvious that's what he wanted lol x

Nikitamids

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4974 on: 04 January 2014, 12:28:26 pm »
I had one aswell he had lots of feedback wanted 4 hrs of my time and bareback wanting regular meets must be discrete the usual talk. My reply was its very concerning to me that you have so much feedback and request bareback, I would not go  no where near you you are a risk. He replied I have not done bareback with them and I am clean and safe as I am sure you are. My reply then why the hell you asking me for bareback, get lost. Blocked.
 I am sure we all get these requests.

sounds familiar with a guy from AW that messaged me asking same placed a warning on him ....vile sod

Sassy Slapper

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4975 on: 04 January 2014, 12:42:33 pm »
I just received this on this very lovely morning. Have any of you got it or is it just me they think could be "that stupid" WE PAY THEM lol


                 

Date:   04/01/2014 10:56
From:   *******1972 (0) Profile  View All
Subject:   Hi Chloe


Happy New Year

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We would like to offer you the opportunity to make a great start to the year by giving you the chance to win ?1000 in a contest that we believe that you are already skilled at.

Blow Jobs.......

Sounds strange doesn't it... but its true, we are currently running a contest where you can prove how well you can give a blow job.

All you have to do, is to meet one of our judges at one of our locations, where you will be given 10 minutes to give your best blow job.

You will be judged and scored on your technique, and the quality of the blow job, and gain extra points if you are able to make the judge cum within the 10 minute the period.

We only have limited spaces and they will filled quickly, so if you believe you have the skill to win you should enter.

Prizes are

First Place - ?1000
Second - ?750
&
2 Third place positions - ?500

Entry Fee: ?50

If you are interested then please contact us and we will give you more details about this contest.

Kind Regards.

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« Last Edit: 04 January 2014, 12:47:27 pm by Chloe Kisses »

Nikitamids

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4976 on: 04 January 2014, 12:46:09 pm »
what you like  sat here pissing myself laughing  they will try the nobs    ;D

LithyBony

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4977 on: 04 January 2014, 02:23:01 pm »
 :D  :D  :D Wow.
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Been high, been low, searching for a way to go
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Lost just waiting to be found...

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ScarletWoman

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4978 on: 04 January 2014, 02:42:15 pm »
Only me who entered then? Awesome, that must mean I'm winning  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4979 on: 04 January 2014, 02:43:00 pm »
You have to admit he is one clever guy as some girls are going to look at the ?1000 and go blind to everything else and pay ?50 as well as give a fee BJ.   
For fun I would have asked to see the website detailing this as I would then pas it on to all my friends (just so he had his time wasted building a website) to then say Oh sorry we only do things with professional websites not home made ones just to see how greedy he really was as if he thought there was 20 or so women looking to do this he would likely pay out for one  ;D
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