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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4770 on: 21 November 2013, 12:52:38 pm »
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If it seems too good to be true....it probably is.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4771 on: 21 November 2013, 01:13:29 pm »
To be fair though, we only give landmarks too when it comes to our address and we expect them to find us.

However obviously we do it to save all sorts of creeps from hanging around our address that aren't actual clients, just weirdos and also we are at more risk safety wise.

But it is essential as a woman on her own to get the basics of someones address nevermind doing your safety check for an outcall, he cannot expect anything less if he genuinely wants a girl to go and see him.

I had a guy ask me for an outcall a few months ago when I did outcalls to a hotel who point blank REFUSED to give me his name. I said what do you expect me to do with your name exactly? I need it to gain access to the hotel should I get stopped and asked where I am going.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4772 on: 21 November 2013, 04:28:38 pm »
Client booked as normal but then asked for some thing that don't do. After explained he said that is ok and he came. Then he was offered a glass of water questioning me about my hygiene checks. In the end he said that there is to many and would rather leave. So 10 minutes later excepted another booking. The first client phone me 20 minutes later apologized saying he was nervous etc. He wanted to book me again, but am very reluctant to accept now as he wasted my time. Not only that but turned down a booking for him.

An update... The client who walked on me yesterday wants to book no problem but the only thing is that he only wants on my day off. I texted him that the opportunity was there. I bet he is kicking himself for walking, all the pleads to see him still he sounded worried. He said that he can only do weekends but that's not true as yesterday Wednesday was when he came face to face with me last.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4773 on: 25 November 2013, 02:02:43 pm »
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hi honey
do you do piss fart and poop just to see
no sex
no dirty thing
i am 22 and virgin
thanks

An emailed gem here (and on a Sunday, too :().

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4774 on: 25 November 2013, 02:32:21 pm »
And the winner is ........ "drum roll"

Just received a call 5 minutes ago

He: "Are you available this Sunday evening"?
Me: "Yes I am. Are you looking for an outcall or incall?"
He: "Outcall, please"
Me: "No problem, for an outcall I would require your name and the address"
He: "My name is .......... pause .......... John"
Me: "Thank you John, do you have a second name as well, please"
He: "No"
Me: "You should get one, I think it's kind of illegal not to have a second name"
He: "Sorry, I have to be cautious"
Me: "Understand, me too, therefore I  need your full name and address"
He: "I live in ......"
Me: "That's a lovely town, hmmm, a street name by any chance?"
He: "I told you I have to be cautious, we need to be very discreet"
Me: "I am always very discreet, but how to you expect me to get to your place if I have no idea where it is?"
He: "Just be there on Sunday, is 7pm ok for you?"
Me: "Of course, see you Sunday"   :P

Well, maybe not a winner but very close  ;D

I will send him a text Sunday evening that I am so sorry but got lost on my way to him ...

Chloe

LMFAO! An Outcall to a guy who has to be so discreet he can't even tell you the address. Sometimes it's like trying to get blood from a stone, they want to give you as little of the address as possible but still expect you to know where to go.

SMH :FF I only do outcalls and you have some that just want to give you an area/road. I do not even bother prod. I just suddenly become unavailable
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4775 on: 25 November 2013, 03:03:19 pm »
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hi honey
do you do piss fart and poop just to see
no sex
no dirty thing
i am 22 and virgin
thanks

An emailed gem here (and on a Sunday, too :().

Haha  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4776 on: 25 November 2013, 06:42:25 pm »
"Can you do this kinky meet, I post money through postbox. You txt to tell me to come in. You will be blindfolded waiting in bed, I put condom on fuck you and leave. If this is ok let me know thanks x "


Ha.ha.ha.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4777 on: 25 November 2013, 06:48:51 pm »
"Can you do this kinky meet, I post money through postbox. You txt to tell me to come in. You will be blindfolded waiting in bed, I put condom on fuck you and leave. If this is ok let me know thanks x "


Ha.ha.ha.

"If this is okay, let me know, thanks.... since I'd really love to only pretend to put a condom on, bareback you then do a mad dash through the house to nick your TV before you can take that blindfold off."
I like my men clean, gentlemanly and with envelopes...

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4778 on: 25 November 2013, 11:37:00 pm »
"Can you do this kinky meet, I post money through postbox. You txt to tell me to come in. You will be blindfolded waiting in bed, I put condom on fuck you and leave. If this is ok let me know thanks x "


Ha.ha.ha.

"If this is okay, let me know, thanks.... since I'd really love to only pretend to put a condom on, bareback you then do a mad dash through the house to nick your TV before you can take that blindfold off."

Hahaha. Well, I know the TV is safe (I don't have one as I never watch it so got rid of it :p) but this was quite close to my initial thoughts...oh and I'd like to know how I'm meant to text whilst blindfolded? I'm good but not that good to check the money and get upstairs, text and blindfold in a few seconds-and of course if he means text from upstairs I'm sure I'd later find monopoly money waiting for me hmmm

"Can I see you this week while I have the cash" followed with another offer of higher than my rate- from the idiot guy texting constantly and at 3.46am last time-this makes the 27th text I have completely ignored o.O

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4779 on: 26 November 2013, 03:27:21 am »
hi honey
do you do piss fart and poop just to see
no sex
no dirty thing
i am 22 and virgin
thanks

But Amy, its no dirty thing ... he only wants you to piss fart and poop ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4780 on: 26 November 2013, 10:48:24 am »
Hello A.I'm a member from xx website.You have no review yet,so why not exchange a meeting at a friendly rate for a serious review? It is good publicity for you.B

Thanks for an offer,but I would prefer it to be genuine,not in exchange for something.Moreover I believe that my rates are not bad for my location.That's 200 for all favourites.

My proposal is for a fair review(no fake).It is a win/win situation and an investment for your work:I propose 130e/1h and we can meet tomorrow
B.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4781 on: 26 November 2013, 02:56:04 pm »
Got a text today from a guy saying "Geez a bell"  ::)

Erm how's about no! That's not how it works and even if it was, call me please would have been much nicer considering you expect me to invite you into my house to have sex with me FFS!

Some people haven't got a clue when it comes to manners or how to speak to someone they expect a service from, given with enthusiasm.


 ::)  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4782 on: 26 November 2013, 05:27:04 pm »
Are you vacant!!!

LithyBony

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4783 on: 26 November 2013, 05:31:01 pm »
Are you vacant!!!

 ;D This is funny as hell
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4784 on: 26 November 2013, 05:49:40 pm »
Got a text today from a guy saying "Geez a bell"  ::)

Erm how's about no! That's not how it works and even if it was, call me please would have been much nicer considering you expect me to invite you into my house to have sex with me FFS!

Some people haven't got a clue when it comes to manners or how to speak to someone they expect a service from, given with enthusiasm.


 ::)  ::)

Wonder if he'd text that to his accountant or mechanic. FFS, I would have gave him a bell as requested then bitten his head off but obviously that isn't wise!
I like my men clean, gentlemanly and with envelopes...