Ooooh I dunno it Depends on the shoes! If they were the irregular choice ones with the gnomes for heels I might take him up for that for 30 mins haha

Have been in Belfast all this week and boy its a strange place at times. I have so many clients phone and ask me for an appointment then say they don't know if they can make it 

For example the last one there just said..........

Him: Hello can I have an appointment for this evening?
Me: Sure, what time we're you thinking?
Him: 7.30pm?
Me: Yes that suits me, how long would you like to book for?
Him: Half an hour.
Me: Great I will see you at 7.30pm and I will text you the full details of where I am once I get off the phone.
Him: I don't know if I can make the booking so I will call nearer the time to let you know if I can or not.
Me:  OK well in that case I shall be giving the appointment to someone who does know if they can make they're appointment should they ask for it.

The last 2 calls I have had have been the exact same scenario only for a different time.

Talk about a pointless phone call 

PP do you writte in this thread everyday? lol

Have been in Belfast all this week and boy its a strange place at times. I have so many clients phone and ask me for an appointment then say they don't know if they can make it 

For example the last one there just said..........

Him: Hello can I have an appointment for this evening?
Me: Sure, what time we're you thinking?
Him: 7.30pm?
Me: Yes that suits me, how long would you like to book for?
Him: Half an hour.
Me: Great I will see you at 7.30pm and I will text you the full details of where I am once I get off the phone.
Him: I don't know if I can make the booking so I will call nearer the time to let you know if I can or not.
Me:  OK well in that case I shall be giving the appointment to someone who does know if they can make they're appointment should they ask for it.

The last 2 calls I have had have been the exact same scenario only for a different time.

Talk about a pointless phone call 

Having worked in Ireland for a long time  i conclude that the Irish gents have 3 major pastimes
 Drinking

 Church
 
Ringing prostitutes and wasting there time  - its a national sport for the Irish gents that visit prostitutes like horse racing or gambling   
 Don't take it to heart  lol 

'Subject:
apointmint

Message:
hi mistrees
iwant make session for 2 hours on 19 nov
regards
idiot'

and a curiously strong mint up the bum for that man

Lol. Is it the grammar or the fact its an in advanced booking? I don't mind a guy who books in advanced, as long as they put a booking through. If I am busy (not at the moment to be fair a tad slow D:) I try and have two people who might want to see me at a certain time just in case one cancels. If by chance they both want the appointment I will see if one person wants to make the appointment a little later.

Lol apointMINT 

2 am last night:

Fucktard: shit, fell asleep still up? (he was supposed to had me over around midnight and called before that time)
Me: Yes, wide awake
Fucktard: Yeah up to it
Me: OK, are you still in same hotel info you have yesterday?
Fucktard: Yup, rm 515
Fucktard again: Na fuck it. To late going home tomorrow. sorry next time
Me: I'm already on my way, you want me to just turn around now? (I was still in bed and barely managed to put on a sweater)
Fucktard: no response, on my phone's block list.

He booked me the night before on a last minute phone call, and seemed genuine. But he also seemed to hurried, like he was pushing me. I hate feeling like I'm being pushed around, especially at damn near midnight! Then, he called from the hotel the 1st time around and didn't give me his name and when I called back, couldn't reach room without name. I ended up not going that night because I already had a client earlier and explained to him I didn't feel I'd be at my best. But, he said he would have me over the next night.

People wonder why I'm so high strung and angry all the time. This the stuff I have to put up with. You either meet exactly when they want to meet, or you don't meet at all and don't earn money. I think part of it is due to backpage.com.

Four texts in the space of an hour this morning, asking if I can do today (the last two offering slightly more than my standard rate if I can 'fit him in')

Didn't bother to reply, it's stated on my profile I'm unavailable at weekends due to personal commitments, along with already mentioning my working hours in prior communication when asked.

Few hours later, "Hi, can you let me know when you're available."

I told him "weekdays, not weekends."

"Okay no problem hope to book soon." Twenty minutes later, "I work nights is early tomorrow any good?"

Errrrm, funny that, I'm STILL unavailable on weekends

I had a similar situation recently with a guy who visited me several times to date. He never really gives any notice, but usually calls in the morning and I can give him an appointment (he only ever wants 30mins, so not difficult) an hour or so later.

About a month ago, he called to arrange, but as soon as I got off the phone, I realised I had a seminar to go to, so texted him straight back to cancel and apologise, giving the real reason why. He then proceeded to text me saying "skip the seminar, I can come and see you now, ?300 for 30mins", I just ignored it. But for about 3 weeks, he'd text nearly every day asking to see me and offering ridiculous amounts of money, I never replied to any of those messages. It just really put me off seeing him for a while, as he could simply arrange with a bit of notice and pay my normal rates!

In the end, I agreed to see him, and guess what, he didn't pay a penny more than my normal fee! lol I guess the reason I took his booking again was because I know that he's a nice normal guy, no weird foibles, really quick and straightforward. Why oh why do grown-up educated men sometimes act like immature schoolboys when it comes to paying for sex?

So yesterday I get an email on my DAY OFF at 4pm for an outcall (which I don't do) to Aberdeen for that nite when I am in Glasgow.

I ignored and blocked such a delusional douche but really lets say I was working that day and did do outcalls, was he expecting me to drop everything and run and jump and spend over 3 hours travelling there then back again for 1 booking? Then time to get ready and pack a bag etc?

Some people, really 

Easy - just tell him your price for the booking will be *your hourly fee* PLUS *6 x your social rate for the travelling time* PLUS *travel costs* and you will be requiring *travel costs* PLUS *20% deposit* before you set off....

Or just ignore and block