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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4590 on: 10 September 2013, 01:38:21 pm »
I don't think the pictures are real, surely not. The email I got from him he actually said he has a big, fat cock so when I clicked on his profile his cock was so small it was inside him, I could only see a foreskin and when he was hard in the other pic your lucky if it was an inch to an inch and a half big so I am thinking he's into humiliation and wants a reaction from us, saying that I sent him an email saying he had just put me off my breakfast....he read it straight away and deleted him message lol but I'd already blocked him by that point so I am not sure if he replied or not.

He emails girls all up and down the country, I am in Glasgow lol. Guys a complete weirdo. you gotta wonder the thought process of some of these guys.

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ilovedots

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4591 on: 11 September 2013, 08:09:25 am »
My favourite text so far this week:

"CAN I CUM AND SEE YOU MONDAY ALL TUESDAY."

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4592 on: 11 September 2013, 10:42:49 am »
Quote from: GabyStarr on 10 September 2013, 01:34:28 pm

HA! I got this too...was tempted to reply as I thought it my turn out he was well hung, but when I saw him 'hard', I had to laugh. Felt bad as he obviously had no say in what he was given

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Ahhh I haven't got it yet boooo  :'( :-X :P
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GabyStarr

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4593 on: 11 September 2013, 12:59:33 pm »
These made chuckle...

1. Hello,how r u? I would to tell u so u have beautist body ever i see;) i know it is impossible now to meet u,with some reason,but i hope u r not angry so i txt u? I would like just to find some friends;))

definitely NOT the place to make friends!

2. hi and thanks for your reply. I am working on Friday but maybe next week is ok. Are you free at all over the weekend - I was wondering if you would like to just met up for a drink and chat and maybe something to eat? do you have yahoo and you could see my pic? kisses xxx

this guy was actually looking for a girlfriend...

3. do you do any special offers for people with a tight budget?

4. Hi, I love to see sexy girls popping balloons, will you do that for me? its a big turn on.
Also would you let me take a few pics of you fully clothed popping balloons, without you face if you want

... ::)
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4594 on: 11 September 2013, 01:07:54 pm »
Wow fuck sake lol  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4595 on: 11 September 2013, 01:08:49 pm »
Quote from: GabyStarr on 11 September 2013, 12:59:33 pm
4. Hi, I love to see sexy girls popping balloons, will you do that for me? its a big turn on.
Also would you let me take a few pics of you fully clothed popping balloons, without you face if you want


Point him at my profile - I have a video of me blowing up and popping balloons ;D
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xxAmyxx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4596 on: 13 September 2013, 12:18:57 pm »
Just been looking at the good old reverse bids n found this cracker!!!!

Hi am staying at a lovely hotel up in London and am looking for a fun sexy girl to play with! Not done this sort of thing much but have a little special request I'm hoping one of you sexy ladies wants to help me with, am looking for a lady that would be happy for me to cum all over her pussy and play with herself using my cum!! NOT looking for bareback sex

Andy xxx

Hmmm not looking for bb but exactly the same principle isn't it!! Made me chuckle.. Sometimes if im feeling low I have a little look n cheer myself up with silly requests hehe!!

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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4597 on: 13 September 2013, 12:38:37 pm »
Quote from: xxAmyxx on 13 September 2013, 12:18:57 pm
Just been looking at the good old reverse bids n found this cracker!!!!

Hi am staying at a lovely hotel up in London and am looking for a fun sexy girl to play with! Not done this sort of thing much but have a little special request I'm hoping one of you sexy ladies wants to help me with, am looking for a lady that would be happy for me to cum all over her pussy and play with herself using my cum!! NOT looking for bareback sex

Andy xxx

Hmmm not looking for bb but exactly the same principle isn't it!! Made me chuckle.. Sometimes if im feeling low I have a little look n cheer myself up with silly requests hehe!!

X

Lol I read the RB's too just for a laugh, maybe we need to get out more  :-* xx
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ClaireJayne

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4598 on: 13 September 2013, 01:06:52 pm »
Just had this email:

 'me, Im a investment baker, so whan can I c u'    ooohhh arrrh an investment baker, he must be rolling in dough.

LMFAO  ;D  I so want him as a client.
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4599 on: 13 September 2013, 01:11:03 pm »
Hahahahaha what a douche x
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4600 on: 13 September 2013, 05:05:45 pm »
Quote from: ClaireJayne on 13 September 2013, 01:06:52 pm
Just had this email:

 'me, Im a investment baker, so whan can I c u'    ooohhh arrrh an investment baker, he must be rolling in dough.

LMFAO  ;D  I so want him as a client.

Ha Ha that was brilliant, I laughed so hard I scared the cat!  ;D
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happyhappyjoyjoy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4601 on: 13 September 2013, 08:46:02 pm »
PUN of the Day!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4602 on: 14 September 2013, 09:15:57 pm »
I had one asking to meet up for discreet fun. I got back asking if he was referring to a booking and he said no just meeting for fun! Haha

So I told him aw is not a dating site your wasting your time no matter how big your cock is and how good looking you are your not going to get an escort to meet you for free. And out of escorting I would never meet anymore I didn't know for discreet fun.

Then another today just saying I'm 17 and a virgin

No way would I see a 17yr old!

I didn't even reply to him
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4603 on: 16 September 2013, 04:36:01 pm »
'Hello, I was very interested to read your profile and some of
your blogs...... Clearly not your average sex worker a thinker as well as doer!'

And a POKE IN THE EYE for that man *sigh* ...compliment FAIL

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4604 on: 16 September 2013, 04:40:35 pm »
Quote from: sweet jane on 16 September 2013, 04:36:01 pm
'Hello, I was very interested to read your profile and some of
your blogs...... Clearly not your average sex worker a thinker as well as doer!'

And a POKE IN THE EYE for that man *sigh* ...compliment FAIL

Ha, I get stuff like that a lot. As if the ability to construct a sentence properly in my native language makes me somehow unsuited to earning ridiculous amounts of money for a few hours work a week, and instead I really ought to be standing behind a till eight hours a day for minimum wage, or something ::).
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