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ilovedots

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4560 on: 05 September 2013, 01:47:36 am »
They are so fulla shit sometimes its mind boggling. The thing is, there ARE girls out there who WILL probably see them for ?20 a shag but they are looking in the wrong places when asking girls who clearly wouldn't entertain that sort of thing. I am sure someone off the street would happily oblige so that's where they should go and leave us alone x

In my opinion, they're exactly the same as idiots who ask for bareback (I don't even do OWO ffs!). Even though there are hundreds of women who do offer it, they choose to bother those who don't. I guess they just get off on winding you up and trying to get a reply.
Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4561 on: 05 September 2013, 12:32:23 pm »
They are so fulla shit sometimes its mind boggling. The thing is, there ARE girls out there who WILL probably see them for ?20 a shag but they are looking in the wrong places when asking girls who clearly wouldn't entertain that sort of thing. I am sure someone off the street would happily oblige so that's where they should go and leave us alone x

In my opinion, they're exactly the same as idiots who ask for bareback (I don't even do OWO ffs!). Even though there are hundreds of women who do offer it, they choose to bother those who don't. I guess they just get off on winding you up and trying to get a reply.

This is exact same as me, I don't do OWO either yet I get asked for all sorts. There are literally thousands of happy, willing ladies offering the services they require yet the choose to rattle my cage with they're emails, texts and phone calls. Absolute idiots x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4562 on: 05 September 2013, 04:04:03 pm »
They are so fulla shit sometimes its mind boggling. The thing is, there ARE girls out there who WILL probably see them for ?20 a shag but they are looking in the wrong places when asking girls who clearly wouldn't entertain that sort of thing. I am sure someone off the street would happily oblige so that's where they should go and leave us alone x

In my opinion, they're exactly the same as idiots who ask for bareback (I don't even do OWO ffs!). Even though there are hundreds of women who do offer it, they choose to bother those who don't. I guess they just get off on winding you up and trying to get a reply.

This is exact same as me, I don't do OWO either yet I get asked for all sorts. There are literally thousands of happy, willing ladies offering the services they require yet the choose to rattle my cage with they're emails, texts and phone calls. Absolute idiots x

When giving details I specify what I won't do, and most importantly stick in the line that there is no point offering any extra money - the answer will still be the same.

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4563 on: 05 September 2013, 04:39:08 pm »
I do tell them that I don't offer these service for extra cash either x

lady c

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4564 on: 05 September 2013, 09:38:15 pm »
an email asking for lessons in love and wanted to practically interview me via email going on about g spot how deep how long and what I felt about his tiny dick omg it was disgusting the picture was so hairy and tiny. He then said he had 20 driving lessons and they cost 20 pound so to consider something similar lol so I mailed back your 22 and I am not interested bye.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4565 on: 05 September 2013, 11:23:28 pm »
an email asking for lessons in love and wanted to practically interview me via email going on about g spot how deep how long and what I felt about his tiny dick omg it was disgusting the picture was so hairy and tiny. He then said he had 20 driving lessons and they cost 20 pound so to consider something similar lol so I mailed back your 22 and I am not interested bye.

Was his username henrymit? x

happyhappyjoyjoy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4566 on: 06 September 2013, 01:27:28 pm »
I have also been contacted by henrymit with the same crap. lol

weird why are people comparing us to driving instructors recently?

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4567 on: 06 September 2013, 02:30:40 pm »
Well henrymit was asking me the other day WHY the 2 street prostitutes he had sex with didn't get any pleasure from his cock and he wanted to know why when he comes there doesn't seem to be much cum?? SERIOUSLY HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?? Lol xx

CaraMxx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4568 on: 06 September 2013, 04:52:19 pm »
This just in... Wrong site maybe? I did tell him im on direct cam ;)  ::)



nice to meet you
i am adrian and i am english
i am near london, where are you??
you have a very sexy body
are you single, married or in a relationship??
do you have facebook, twitter, yahoo or skype??

*hugs and kisses*

adrian xx

happyhappyjoyjoy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4569 on: 06 September 2013, 06:08:44 pm »
Henrymit sent me this
Hello, I am Henry and I am 22. Ok this message may look strange to you but this is how I like to make my booking. I think bookings should be fun and this is how I like to have fun. I?ll ask you few questions and if you kindly answer them because at the end of meeting I like to see if you still agree to these answers or your views have changed. Recently I just made a booking with HOLLYFORFUN and I really enjoyed this way of booking.
Before answering, kindly see my pictures from inside my profile. There are 2 pictures of my penis, one of soft and one of erect cock, and one picture of my cum. Once seen, then answer these questions:
1.   How far can you think you can give me a deepthroat? How you think deepthroating might go?
2.   How you think penetration will go and how much g-spot stimulation you will get? Or to what extend you think penetration will happen?
3.   You have seen my cum picture, can you tell me your views about it. And tell me any difference you see in it.
4. Are your boobs big enough for a tit wank. What you think how will be the tit wank on me?
5. How small you think my penis is. In comparison to average penis you see, can you tell me in % how small you think it is

Please give 1 or 2 sentences answer. I know it may take you few minutes but I like to know your answers because tat the end of meeting I like to see if you views are still same or have changed, and your answers also help me understand how experienced are you in sex and how honest are you.

Kind Regards and please be honest

Yawn

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4570 on: 06 September 2013, 08:43:25 pm »
Henrymit sent me this
Hello, I am Henry and I am 22. Ok this message may look strange to you but this is how I like to make my booking. I think bookings should be fun and this is how I like to have fun. I?ll ask you few questions and if you kindly answer them because at the end of meeting I like to see if you still agree to these answers or your views have changed. Recently I just made a booking with HOLLYFORFUN and I really enjoyed this way of booking.
Before answering, kindly see my pictures from inside my profile. There are 2 pictures of my penis, one of soft and one of erect cock, and one picture of my cum. Once seen, then answer these questions:
1.   How far can you think you can give me a deepthroat? How you think deepthroating might go?
2.   How you think penetration will go and how much g-spot stimulation you will get? Or to what extend you think penetration will happen?
3.   You have seen my cum picture, can you tell me your views about it. And tell me any difference you see in it.
4. Are your boobs big enough for a tit wank. What you think how will be the tit wank on me?
5. How small you think my penis is. In comparison to average penis you see, can you tell me in % how small you think it is

Please give 1 or 2 sentences answer. I know it may take you few minutes but I like to know your answers because tat the end of meeting I like to see if you views are still same or have changed, and your answers also help me understand how experienced are you in sex and how honest are you.

Kind Regards and please be honest

Yawn


I got one almost the same as this today, and was coming to add it here as it made me giggle, i mean who would fall for this?  :FF
Anyway here was my one only a few slight changes:

Hello, I am Henry. Ok this message may look strange to you but this is how I like to make my booking. I think bookings should be fun and this is how I like to have fun. I?ll ask you few questions and if you kindly answer them because at the end of meeting I like to see if you still agree to these answers or your views have changed. Recently I just made a booking with Kellyxox and I really enjoyed this way of booking.
Before answering, kindly see my pictures from inside my profile. There are 2 pictures of my penis, one of soft and one of erect cock (in which I hold my cock is erect), and one picture of my cum. Once seen, then answer these questions:
1. How far can you think you can give me a deepthroat? How you think deepthroating might go?
2. How you think penetration will go and how much g-spot stimulation you will get? Or to what extend you think penetration will happen?
3. You have seen my cum picture, can you tell me your views about it. And tell me any difference you see in it.
4. Are your boobs big enough for a tit wank. What you think how will be the tit wank on me?
5. How small you think my penis is. In comparison to average penis you see, can you tell me in % how small you think it is. And to you, do my balls look any average size?

Please give 1 or 2 sentences answer. I know it may take you few minutes but I like to know your answers because tat the end of meeting I like to see if you views are still same or have changed, and your answers also help me understand how experienced are you in sex and how honest are you.

Kind Regards and please be honest.
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. ― Marilyn Monroe

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4571 on: 06 September 2013, 08:53:24 pm »
Henrymit sent me this
Hello, I am Henry and I am 22. Ok this message may look strange to you but this is how I like to make my booking. I think bookings should be fun and this is how I like to have fun. I?ll ask you few questions and if you kindly answer them because at the end of meeting I like to see if you still agree to these answers or your views have changed. Recently I just made a booking with HOLLYFORFUN and I really enjoyed this way of booking.
Before answering, kindly see my pictures from inside my profile. There are 2 pictures of my penis, one of soft and one of erect cock, and one picture of my cum. Once seen, then answer these questions:
1.   How far can you think you can give me a deepthroat? How you think deepthroating might go?
2.   How you think penetration will go and how much g-spot stimulation you will get? Or to what extend you think penetration will happen?
3.   You have seen my cum picture, can you tell me your views about it. And tell me any difference you see in it.
4. Are your boobs big enough for a tit wank. What you think how will be the tit wank on me?
5. How small you think my penis is. In comparison to average penis you see, can you tell me in % how small you think it is

Please give 1 or 2 sentences answer. I know it may take you few minutes but I like to know your answers because tat the end of meeting I like to see if you views are still same or have changed, and your answers also help me understand how experienced are you in sex and how honest are you.

Kind Regards and please be honest

Yawn

OMG That guy is nuts. He's clearly into humiliation cause he has the worst cock pics I have ever seen and his cum picture looks like he has some sort of disease as its green, either that or its something he coughed up from his throat and there was only a dribble. His cock picture when it was soft was so small I could only see a foreskin.

He's absolutely bonkers and a complete and utter creep. I emailed him back and told him that his pictures put me off my breakfast then I blocked him.

This is what he sent me the other morning........


Hi. WOW you have nice big boobs....are they real?? Anyways, My name is Henry, and I?m a student in Hull University.

I know you work as an escort and have a busy time, but I just need some help from you so kindly if you can spare some time to help.
Till now I have seen two different women for 30 min each. They were road-side girls. So after the penetrative sex, I asked them as to how it felt during the penetration. He first said she felt nothing while the other said she got 30% of the pleasure than she normally receives from penetration from other clients. Since then I have been trying to learn but I am still not clear so thought to ask you for help as you have a vast experience and can help me understand and learn about sex and about myself.
I?ve read on the internet that during penetration, the women gets pleasure mainly due to three things.

1. When the cock rubs against her vaginal walls which cause her pleasure.
2. When the penis touches her spots like A-spot and G-spot.
3. And when the man cums inside her vagina, the feeling of ejection also gives pleasure to her as she can feel the cum being ejected inside her.

As you can see from my penis pictures inside my profile that my penis is fat and of nice girth. So can you help me understand why the women won?t feel much pleasure from it? It can cause same rubbing as any other cock so why those two women said they dint enjoyed penetration? As you are a women and an experienced one, can you please explain me this. Well if you were doing my penis, will you not feel it rubbing against vaginal walls and providing stimulations?? Or was it that their vaginal walls were not that sensitive and thus did not felt much?? Please can you give me your expert views.
Secondly you may also see my full cum load picture in my profile, so why is it that they did not felt me cum inside them? Because once I cummed and I told her that I have cummed. She said ? aw have you?? and then she took my condom off and squeezed the condom and then said ? aw yeah you have, there is it???so why is it that on both instances they did not felt he cum??
I hope you are friendly enough to help me and honest person so to educate me properly as I really like to know the reality and like to know your views about me.
Thanks again and hope you understand my curiosity


Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4572 on: 06 September 2013, 08:54:17 pm »
P.S I am in Glasgow so I wonder how many escorts spread throughout the entire country he sends this shite to  ::)

xx

happyhappyjoyjoy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4573 on: 07 September 2013, 01:15:06 am »
Weirdly he has good feedback from one girl....

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4574 on: 07 September 2013, 02:05:08 am »
It doesn't surprise me, all of the things we have mentioned on this MASSIVE thread are from guys who we might think are nuts but they do it cause its clearly worked for them at some point. There is always someone willing to do something you wouldn't xx