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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4440 on: 03 August 2013, 10:28:32 am »
Quote from: Jan10 on 03 August 2013, 10:14:45 am
Freak: Hello how much would you charge for me to shit in your hand.
Me: Read my profile I don't offer hardsports.
Idiot: I just wanted to shit in your hand and have you wipe it all over my body.
Me: What part of I don't offer hardsports don't you understand?
Idiot: It's hardsports on me though not on you.
Me: So shitting in my hands isn't hardsports on me then and rubbing it all over you isn't me dealing with hardsports. Idiot.  :FF

Dirtbag: Can I fuck you bareback for ?90.00?  :o

Twat: Can I see you for a quickie for ?10.00 What can you do for me for that amount?
Me: Ignore you!  ::)

Twit2: I am feeling very horny today. Would you like me to lick you for as long as you like?
Me: Since it is you that is feeling horny why would I want you to lick me for as long as I like.You are the horny one not me.  :FF

The lunatics have left the asylum this week.

I thought I was a target for the major morons but you seem to be too lol. Gotta laugh huh?  :-* x
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RVRiley

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4441 on: 04 August 2013, 11:20:38 pm »
I had a lovely text earlier on this evening of. "I'm staying in the Hiltonin town, does this mean I get a discount?" In which I didn't reply, only for him to continue with:

1) I want to book an overnight, 12 hours 7-7
2) And I'll pay for dinner.
3) I was thinking ?250?
4) ??
5) Guess not. Would have gone higher.

I mean. . .seriously? I'm learning very quickly that even when you don't reply they seem persistent!
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sade

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4442 on: 04 August 2013, 11:41:12 pm »

Challenger:  Hi, I am a very rich man and I want to pay you ?500 for 1 hour, but you will have to come to my hotel, because I can't park my ferrari in your neighbourhood.

( I don't do outcalls and I charge ?70/ hr.)
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TeenKylie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4443 on: 05 August 2013, 12:55:07 am »
Quote from: Jan10 on 03 August 2013, 10:14:45 am
Freak: Hello how much would you charge for me to shit in your hand.
Me: Read my profile I don't offer hardsports.
Idiot: I just wanted to shit in your hand and have you wipe it all over my body.
Me: What part of I don't offer hardsports don't you understand?
Idiot: It's hardsports on me though not on you.
Me: So shitting in my hands isn't hardsports on me then and rubbing it all over you isn't me dealing with hardsports. Idiot.  :FF

Dirtbag: Can I fuck you bareback for ?90.00?  :o

Twat: Can I see you for a quickie for ?10.00 What can you do for me for that amount?
Me: Ignore you!  ::)

Twit2: I am feeling very horny today. Would you like me to lick you for as long as you like?
Me: Since it is you that is feeling horny why would I want you to lick me for as long as I like.You are the horny one not me.  :FF

The lunatics have left the asylum this week.
See this stuff doesn't make me laugh, it actually makes me rage with anger. I mean who the fuck do these people think they are? I mean what is actually fucking wrong with them?

I had a text earlier today asking me if I would come and visit for no sex and he will make me dinner but has no money! I mean LMFAO! When I told him very clearly that's not how it works and then he offered me his PS3! I mean what the actual fuck?!
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TeenKylie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4444 on: 05 August 2013, 12:59:06 am »
I also hate the 'Are you working' I know it's not meant to be offensive but it's like guys assume that I'm just sitting around waiting for bookings.

I don't even really do 'working days' as such and say on my profile that I work around appointments and preferably advance ones, so I much prefer 'Hello Kylie, I'd like to make an appointment please'
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KinkyVixen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4445 on: 05 August 2013, 11:15:55 am »
TExt that came at 4am sat morn " How many girls you got working at mo"

This is not a brothel !!
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happyhappyjoyjoy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4446 on: 05 August 2013, 12:30:59 pm »
Best text I have had so far: I have a tenner and some coconut oil can you fist my arse. I felt like replying, no but I can put that tenner up there if you like.
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Misty Blue

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4447 on: 05 August 2013, 05:51:33 pm »
Guy had been emailing me. He had zero feedback and his profile was set up as a service provider for women/couples etc. When i explained that i required a booking request before arranging an appointment or giving out my number here is what i got back

'Understandably you would have been messed about in the past - comes with the territory. I think you'll find once you meet me that I truly am genuine. I prefer to speak to the person I am going to meet beforehand to get a sense of chemistry or not. Judging from your profile, feedback and blog I appreciate that you are an intelligent person and therefore have your rules. I will play by your rules but I hope the reward is worth it. Will try to book you when I can and if destiny permits it we shall meet hopefully in the near future'

Holding my breath for that booking request ha ha
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4448 on: 05 August 2013, 06:40:33 pm »
Quote from: Misty Blue on 05 August 2013, 05:51:33 pm
Will try to book you when I can and if destiny permits it we shall meet hopefully in the near future'

Holding my breath for that booking request ha ha

Lol. this one's a keeper, Misty  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4449 on: 05 August 2013, 07:06:27 pm »
Got a aw message this morning from a 'good looking and handsome' 21 year old who doesn't think he should have to pay because any girl would be lucky to have him  ::)

since then hes sent me 2 booking requests; one for free and one for ?20 along with a message saying that ?20 for an hour is more than generous, especially if I haven't got any work.

keep trying pal, keep trying.

 :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4450 on: 05 August 2013, 10:37:49 pm »
Quote from: cindydoll on 05 August 2013, 07:06:27 pm
Got a aw message this morning from a 'good looking and handsome' 21 year old who doesn't think he should have to pay because any girl would be lucky to have him  ::)

since then hes sent me 2 booking requests; one for free and one for ?20 along with a message saying that ?20 for an hour is more than generous, especially if I haven't got any work.

keep trying pal, keep trying.

 :FF

If he's that great why is he on a site for prossies lol
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Misty Blue

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4451 on: 05 August 2013, 10:53:22 pm »

I propose this new payscale ;)
Rates       ? Hour   1 Hour   1? Hours   2 Hours   3 Hours   4 Hours   
In Calls       80          130           170             200   300   -    400
Out Calls       -          150           190             230        330   -    430

Rates for those with brass neck, big willies, a high opinion of themselves and a predisposition for timewasting
                                         300         400            450         650           800



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kirstyinverness

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4452 on: 06 August 2013, 01:23:04 am »
Ha, i actually had a random guy text saying 'Maybe if you didnt charge so much you would get more bookings' - !!!
Aye mate, im sure you know how many bookings i get ;)
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Holly T

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4453 on: 08 August 2013, 07:40:17 pm »
Quote from: kirstyinverness on 06 August 2013, 01:23:04 am
Ha, i actually had a random guy text saying 'Maybe if you didnt charge so much you would get more bookings' - !!!
Aye mate, im sure you know how many bookings i get ;)

Send him up the Longman, one of the guys up there'll show him a good time for next to nothing ;)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4454 on: 08 August 2013, 07:43:32 pm »
Quote from: MissKylie on 05 August 2013, 12:59:06 am
I also hate the 'Are you working' I know it's not meant to be offensive but it's like guys assume that I'm just sitting around waiting for bookings.

I don't even really do 'working days' as such and say on my profile that I work around appointments and preferably advance ones, so I much prefer 'Hello Kylie, I'd like to make an appointment please'

Good idea. Has it worked?
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