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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4395 on: 18 July 2013, 09:50:33 am »
I had a guy email me saying that he's been seeing escorts for years but is going to start writing a book about his experiences and wondered if after we've had sex can he interview on my experiences. He then said he's just waiting on his wife dying of cancer  :'(

What a thing to say, I wonder if he ever got the response he was looking for with someone else as surely I wasn't the only one he sent that message to. You'd think with him having "years" of experience with escorts that he'd know that saying something like that isn't the done thing. Some never learnt though I guess.
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Holly T

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4396 on: 18 July 2013, 12:57:55 pm »
A few weeks ago I had a text from a client I've seen before requesting several services which I don't offer.  I said, "No, those are services I don't offer. Please have another look at my profile."

He's asked for the same things twice a day, every day since.

'Do I look like a parrot?  'Cause you're sure sounding like one!' *block*  :FF
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Lady_Lust_XXX

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4397 on: 18 July 2013, 03:16:07 pm »
Like I said in a previous post, business is quiet today .......... but the telephone morons aren't.

On most of my adverts I have my website, even on vivastreet now I can put my website (even if its not clickable  :().

However the number of eejits Ive been getting on the phone has been unreal.  I think the sun is shrivelling their brains to an even smaller size than normal.

I ask where they got my number and when they tell me I know if my website is there, if it is I tell them to go read my website and if still interested get back to me.  I cant be assed with guys that cant even be bothered to read something that I have taken the time to write out and correct.
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4398 on: 18 July 2013, 04:46:48 pm »
My phone has been pretty quiet since its summer time but as you say its been busy enough with all the blocked people I have phoning me, still not getting the hint that I do not want to meet them despite how many times they have been told x
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cindydoll

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4399 on: 20 July 2013, 11:20:25 am »
A guy keeps asking me if we can do some role play where I'm an underage virgin and he's my best friends dad who is going to 'steal' my virginity  :-X

No matter how many times I say no he won't stop sending me booking requests on aw  :FF

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Lady_Lust_XXX

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4400 on: 20 July 2013, 11:43:16 am »
Block him cindy and it may stop.
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cindydoll

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4401 on: 20 July 2013, 11:47:09 am »
tried that - he made a new account and sent me a more detailed message of what he wanted  :FF
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Emily b

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4402 on: 21 July 2013, 12:20:36 pm »
Morning Ladies - had this rather strange text earlier..

Twat - What do you say we dent some headboards

Me - Hilarious.

Twat - Thanks

 ???
WTF are these guys on ? Hope he wasn't expecting to use my head for the said denting !
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Sassy Slapper

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4403 on: 21 July 2013, 12:35:37 pm »
I rarely get odd ones other than the occasional text speaker which I just ignore or Mr Details who then asks after making a booking "err sorry whats your name"???  :o

I did get this juicy little number texted to my phone the other week though.

High Chleo

My frnd Jason iz feelin reely hrny 2nite n we wanna make him feel gd as he had bad time laytley. Can u cum ovr to his flat tonight n cheer him up, he iz well mash up wiv vodka n sniff but nice guy. Dnt wrry we iz gonna be in other room n will b quite while u here.

I know its not professional but I ignored that request  ::) ::)
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Clarabella

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4404 on: 21 July 2013, 12:53:59 pm »
Quote from: Chloe Kisses on 21 July 2013, 12:35:37 pm
I rarely get odd ones other than the occasional text speaker which I just ignore or Mr Details who then asks after making a booking "err sorry whats your name"???  :o

I did get this juicy little number texted to my phone the other week though.

High Chleo

My frnd Jason iz feelin reely hrny 2nite n we wanna make him feel gd as he had bad time laytley. Can u cum ovr to his flat tonight n cheer him up, he iz well mash up wiv vodka n sniff but nice guy. Dnt wrry we iz gonna be in other room n will b quite while u here.


Oh my god LMAO!  That's made my day I'm LOL-ing  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4405 on: 21 July 2013, 03:49:27 pm »
Couldnt resist sharing this with you all.....hes a male escort offering his services 'for free', guess he will get crushed in the stampede of willing females.......

Hey Hun
as you can see in my profile, I'm a male escort and experienced massage therapist, Based in Manchester, but I travel everywhere in UK.recently I've applied for an escort agency in sydney australia but they asked me for some forms which is about my clients satisfaction.
and I work for free all this week and I can provide all my services to you instead i want you to fill a one page questionare about my services.if you are satisfy or not.and instead I give you full service for free.
I'm very open mind and I can ask my friend to join us if you want that. to make you super horny.
And one more, if you cannot accommodate, I can book a hotel room. if you are interested please reply me soon xx
about me: I'm a really nice Italian guy and I'm experienced.

Thank you xxxx
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strawberry

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4406 on: 21 July 2013, 04:53:37 pm »
Quote from: Chloe Kisses on 21 July 2013, 12:35:37 pm
I rarely get odd ones other than the occasional text speaker which I just ignore or Mr Details who then asks after making a booking "err sorry whats your name"???  :o

I did get this juicy little number texted to my phone the other week though.

High Chleo

My frnd Jason iz feelin reely hrny 2nite n we wanna make him feel gd as he had bad time laytley. Can u cum ovr to his flat tonight n cheer him up, he iz well mash up wiv vodka n sniff but nice guy. Dnt wrry we iz gonna be in other room n will b quite while u here.

I know its not professional but I ignored that request  ::) ::)

This made me smile, poor l'il loves.

Someone sent me an email last night asking me to meet them some outdoor place near a bar in a very far off, known for being a bit rough part of the country. The instruction was to "ask the barman, he'll tell you were to go". I did send a very polite reply much later on, advising I wouldn't be attending ;D
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lady c

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4407 on: 21 July 2013, 08:46:25 pm »
I decided to do an in call at mine for a few regulars and a new guy called I told him I was house sitting and to be discreet bla bla. He then started asking all sorts can u do this that and the other, then came the bombshell can you answer the door totally naked and French kiss me on doorstep ffs, I said how the hell is that discreet your a liability so its cancelled.  :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4408 on: 21 July 2013, 09:31:16 pm »
Can I sniff your feet 5 min for 20$

Hello there

I'm an amature tatoo artist in O....a who is always looking to add to my portfolio I have all professional equipment,42 colors of sterilized ink and sterilized needles.I'm also very health conscious.Would be willing to trade your time for mine.:) interested?

 David

Hey hun how much for 15 min

130$ it's up to you If you want to leave after 15 min it won't be any less

Ohh i was looking for a quickie for like 60$

Chance your luck with street ladies


Is that really you on the site

No that's my twin sister
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Clarabella

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4409 on: 23 July 2013, 10:55:22 am »
In this heat, I'm exhausted just thinking about what this guy wants.  Probably just a fantasist in anycase.  Got this earlier -

Hi,
I'd like to ask you can you tie me up using 40 or so pairs of tights??
That's my fantasy ;))
How many pairs would you need?  I've never tried it before..
THX

Lol screw that.
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