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TeenKylie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4305 on: 16 May 2013, 12:20:40 pm »
"Hey nice tits, do you bb?"

ClaireJayne

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4306 on: 16 May 2013, 12:40:57 pm »
I just had some tosspot call me, I answered the phone and he says 'Who is this' so I say, 'You should know, you called me'  'Do you do A levels' so i respond with, all that info is on the profile page, him 'but I don't know who this is or where I got your number from' ........ I hung up, wanker!

TeenKylie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4307 on: 16 May 2013, 02:38:32 pm »
I just had some tosspot call me, I answered the phone and he says 'Who is this' so I say, 'You should know, you called me'  'Do you do A levels' so i respond with, all that info is on the profile page, him 'but I don't know who this is or where I got your number from' ........ I hung up, wanker!
I seriously wonder what they are trying to gain from phone calls such as this? They really are the lowest most uneducated idiots ever!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4308 on: 17 May 2013, 09:04:07 pm »
Sorry folks if this has been covered before.

Since being on AW I have had several emails suggesting 'complimentary massages' - I have yet again recieved one today (detailed below)-

Hello Nat,
I am contacting you because I would like to offer you a complimentary (free) full body massage as an introductory offer.  My webpage is [link removed].  Please see my profile and feedback for details of my offering and for an idea of what you can expect.  The massage treatment (a total pamper) is perfect as a short and relaxing stress relieving break.

The introductory meeting would be for you to experience my massage and then decide whether you wish to book for further massage treatments (like try before you buy).  There is no obligation to continue after the initial treatment (you can have a one-off treatment, free of cost, if you should choose), though if you do decide to have further treatments, then I will offer special rates as I will value you as my client. 


Obviously, I have removed contact details for the poster. Has anyone had similar posts? Why, as an escort am I being contacted by a masseur? (cant spell-sorry!!). The poster may be 100% genuine (to which I apologise!) but I cant help my skeptical head  ???
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« Last Edit: 17 May 2013, 09:06:51 pm by amy »
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strawberry

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4309 on: 17 May 2013, 09:17:14 pm »
Sorry folks if this has been covered before.

Since being on AW I have had several emails suggesting 'complimentary massages' - I have yet again recieved one today (detailed below)-

Hello Nat,
I am contacting you because I would like to offer you a complimentary (free) full body massage as an introductory offer.  My webpage is [link removed].  Please see my profile and feedback for details of my offering and for an idea of what you can expect.  The massage treatment (a total pamper) is perfect as a short and relaxing stress relieving break.

The introductory meeting would be for you to experience my massage and then decide whether you wish to book for further massage treatments (like try before you buy).  There is no obligation to continue after the initial treatment (you can have a one-off treatment, free of cost, if you should choose), though if you do decide to have further treatments, then I will offer special rates as I will value you as my client. 


Obviously, I have removed contact details for the poster. Has anyone had similar posts? Why, as an escort am I being contacted by a masseur? (cant spell-sorry!!). The poster may be 100% genuine (to which I apologise!) but I cant help my skeptical head  ???
XX

Because they think there's a desire for their services, that we are desperate for attention from males, and most probably to get a 'freebie' thinking they are doing you a favour.

nat2013

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4310 on: 17 May 2013, 09:36:52 pm »
One has to wonder why any masseur would target an escort audience-and offer a freeby-think I might have answered my own question lol! Was curious if anyone had received a similar mail.X
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4311 on: 17 May 2013, 09:49:27 pm »
One has to wonder why any masseur would target an escort audience-and offer a freeby-think I might have answered my own question lol! Was curious if anyone had received a similar mail.X

Yes, a few of us on this thread have.

Generally, when you look at their own profile, they have cock pics. What they're hoping for is female attention, a freebie (because they're SOOO good at massage!), or actually to start a sexy business servicing ladies and the freebie will be so amazing that you will come back and pay them next time.


Had one the other day, who went "blah blah blah" about offering a freebie, he has such a big cock, can guarantee satisfaction etc, and is there a market.
I replied "yes there's a market for gay men"
he replied "haha, thanks but I want to see women only"
AND THEN...and this got me LMAO and hitting delete at the same time...THEN he replied:
"do you have any tips on how to please girls in bed?"

!!!!

sexy selina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4312 on: 18 May 2013, 12:39:49 pm »
I've had a few like that.The nerve of it thinking WE will pay THEM! since when did any woman need to pay for sex?I wonder if these "Straight male escorts" ever get any work? Maybe the odd woman wanting a threesome with her partner and not wanting to use someone she knows or something?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4313 on: 18 May 2013, 04:27:39 pm »
Hi all,

I just got a lovely message from a guy with the above user on AW saying we all look the same, do the same and need to charge less etc xxxx. Doesn't seem like he has much love to go round so I'd say avoid.

Orchid

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4314 on: 19 May 2013, 12:11:57 pm »
Hi all,

I just got a lovely message from a guy with the above user on AW saying we all look the same, do the same and need to charge less etc xxxx. Doesn't seem like he has much love to go round so I'd say avoid.
He must be physically exhausted !!!!!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4315 on: 19 May 2013, 04:32:11 pm »
 :FF

Gave name as JAMES
Says from SWINDON

Offers Kisses Cuddles and Chocolates
Offers Hotel Room
Says plays GOLF
Says is DIVORCED
Agrees INSTANTLY to ANY FEE (lol!)

Asks for PICs
Asks for REAL NAME
Asks for CHAT

When REFUSED  .... CANCELLED

(I called both numbers after ...both switched off...both TESCO mobile)



Numbers removed and post merged here - please don't post about silly phone calls in the Warnings section.
« Last Edit: 19 May 2013, 04:35:25 pm by amy »

KinkyVixen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4316 on: 20 May 2013, 01:17:17 am »
Timewasters and idiots galore this week , by phone and AW mail.

1) - Well heya, how you doing? Having a good week? I hope you don't mind the message. I really liked your profile and had to drop you a line.

I'm also in the adult industry (run my own adult website). Unlike most guys, I'm not looking for ANYTHING sexual on here. I'm looking for a decent women for a loving, meaningful relationship, who, like me, is in the adult industry. It's so much better to date someone like minded, so there are no secrets, open and honesty from the start and not be judged for what you like or do.

I wouldn't have a problem with you camming or escorting, I think it's great and a bonus for me, cause I love my partner having other guys sexually and I encourage it. I'm not jealous in the slightest, nor am I controlling, clingy or possessive. I believe everyone should have their own space and independence too in a relationship.

I got pics on my profile here, have a look and see what you think. Also more info about me :-).

I'd love to get to know you better, can't hurt can it.

Hope to speak soon,
Scott x


( Im sure I saw this idiot before in this thread , or if not something very similar)




2)  - I am interested in the following session and wondered if you would like to dominate me.

On arrival you lead me to a room containing all your high heel shoes and boots. You force me to the floor and put a collar/chain round my neck and force me to clean every pair with wet wipes. Once clean you handcuff my hands behind me and then sit above me.

Wearing each pair in turn you force the toe and heel part of each pair in and out of my mouth, repeatedly torturing me by jabbing/kicking my balls and face with the toe and top part of the shoe/boot..

Teasing my cock with your sexy heels you get me erect. Once erect enough you lead me to a table/desk, lie back and using the collar and chair pull me towards you, guiding my cock inside and forcing me to fuck you. Refusing to let me stop until you are satisfied. If I cum too early or I fail to perform for you, you force me back to the floor for more kicking and torturing. Only stopping when I am erect enough for you to use again and repeating the scenario for the duration of session.

Refusing to let me leave until the allotted time has passed and using me for any other use for your pleasure. If at any time I refuse to do as I am told you torture me with more kicking, jabbing and forced shoe/boot worship.

How many pairs of closed toe high heel shoes and boots do you have for a session and how best to book. 

(This messer no2 - he forgets that he's been sending me this copy n paste drivel for FOUR YEARS !!! At first i used to answer them saying id do the sesh ect , guess what he ignores your reply ....thenhe waits 6mnths then starts it all up again , probably hoping youve forgot him by then. Idiot. )


3) - Hi

Myself and my Partner S**** would love to try a threesome or at least have a taster session. Would you allow us to half and hour with at ?40 just to see if this is something we would like to explore further next time.

Thanks

 

( sorry mate  , for the sake of ?10 youve annoyed me before we have even met - pass.... I wouldnt mind but the half hour is only ?50 for 2 of them anyway as i dotn charge extra for MF couples)
« Last Edit: 20 May 2013, 01:33:50 am by KinkyVixen »
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Orchid

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4317 on: 20 May 2013, 10:30:17 am »
Timewasters and idiots galore this week , by phone and AW mail.

1) - Well heya, how you doing? Having a good week? I hope you don't mind the message. I really liked your profile and had to drop you a line.

I'm also in the adult industry (run my own adult website). Unlike most guys, I'm not looking for ANYTHING sexual on here. I'm looking for a decent women for a loving, meaningful relationship, who, like me, is in the adult industry. It's so much better to date someone like minded, so there are no secrets, open and honesty from the start and not be judged for what you like or do.

I wouldn't have a problem with you camming or escorting, I think it's great and a bonus for me, cause I love my partner having other guys sexually and I encourage it. I'm not jealous in the slightest, nor am I controlling, clingy or possessive. I believe everyone should have their own space and independence too in a relationship.

I got pics on my profile here, have a look and see what you think. Also more info about me :-).

I'd love to get to know you better, can't hurt can it.

Hope to speak soon,
Scott x


( Im sure I saw this idiot before in this thread , or if not something very similar)




2)  - I am interested in the following session and wondered if you would like to dominate me.

On arrival you lead me to a room containing all your high heel shoes and boots. You force me to the floor and put a collar/chain round my neck and force me to clean every pair with wet wipes. Once clean you handcuff my hands behind me and then sit above me.

Wearing each pair in turn you force the toe and heel part of each pair in and out of my mouth, repeatedly torturing me by jabbing/kicking my balls and face with the toe and top part of the shoe/boot..

Teasing my cock with your sexy heels you get me erect. Once erect enough you lead me to a table/desk, lie back and using the collar and chair pull me towards you, guiding my cock inside and forcing me to fuck you. Refusing to let me stop until you are satisfied. If I cum too early or I fail to perform for you, you force me back to the floor for more kicking and torturing. Only stopping when I am erect enough for you to use again and repeating the scenario for the duration of session.

Refusing to let me leave until the allotted time has passed and using me for any other use for your pleasure. If at any time I refuse to do as I am told you torture me with more kicking, jabbing and forced shoe/boot worship.

How many pairs of closed toe high heel shoes and boots do you have for a session and how best to book. 

(This messer no2 - he forgets that he's been sending me this copy n paste drivel for FOUR YEARS !!! At first i used to answer them saying id do the sesh ect , guess what he ignores your reply ....thenhe waits 6mnths then starts it all up again , probably hoping youve forgot him by then. Idiot. )


3) - Hi

Myself and my Partner S**** would love to try a threesome or at least have a taster session. Would you allow us to half and hour with at ?40 just to see if this is something we would like to explore further next time.

Thanks

 

( sorry mate  , for the sake of ?10 youve annoyed me before we have even met - pass.... I wouldnt mind but the half hour is only ?50 for 2 of them anyway as i dotn charge extra for MF couples)
did he get no replies on match.com with that looking for ideal partner specification ha ha !!!

meetingdiversity

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4318 on: 20 May 2013, 05:52:49 pm »
Oh my goodness some idiot on the phone just now asking for bare back, it made me giggle mind you. Then explained that when he does do it with escorts who offer it. Remember that he will be barebacking all those other men to with whatever sti's. He said that his never done bb with an escort before. Then asked me again as it just wasn't registering, so do you not do bareback no. I answered politely no sorry.

chloe94

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4319 on: 22 May 2013, 07:48:41 pm »
"I'm a single professional gent and I'm relatively new to this sort of thing and I was wandering if you would be interested in having an overnight bareback GFE with me. I would like to try bareback still being single as I've always been safe but I would like to experience it bareback safely with a younger lady...is this something you would be interested in...?

[name removed]"

Age given on profile as in his 40s, pretty sure he's had unprotected sex before.. Idiot  >:(