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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4230 on: 16 April 2013, 01:26:15 pm »
Not only have I had Hi....my name's Phil, this week but I've gained another one who has text me 10 times now. I replied 3 times. 1st answering his question...2nd and 3rd times telling him he's asked before. Since then I've ignored it.  So who else has had...........Hi how are you? I'm Michael (sometimes Mick, sometimes Micky) age 28 you mind me having a speech problem? Just mild.

Oh...he's changed tact....now he's asking if I do water sports lol

Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4231 on: 16 April 2013, 02:59:07 pm »
Oh lovely text just now!

I'm looking for a mature lady so I can rent her pussy and insert objects and give it a good thrusting with a baseball bat.
 :o :-X :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4232 on: 16 April 2013, 08:23:20 pm »
pass him over coty I will show him what I will do to him with his baseball bat........

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4233 on: 16 April 2013, 08:29:52 pm »
pass him over coty I will show him what I will do to him with his baseball bat........

lmao   

He's now in my phone book as S____, baseball bat weirdo and he's text loads more and phoned and left a voice message. I'm ignoring as I'm far to polite to tell him where to put his bloody baseball bat!


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4234 on: 16 April 2013, 08:31:05 pm »
He asked me to phone him. Definitely same person methinks.

Had our friend Michael texting again today.  He seems to be sharing with everyone of late.
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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4235 on: 16 April 2013, 08:32:49 pm »
Had our friend Michael texting again today.  He seems to be sharing with everyone of late.

Hope he gets free texts! lol

So what was he today? Speech impediment, disabled or wanting water sports?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4236 on: 16 April 2013, 09:21:16 pm »
He asked me to phone him. Definitely same person methinks.

Had our friend Michael texting again today.  He seems to be sharing with everyone of late.

Left me alone, but I did send a few err thought provoking responses to his text messages.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4237 on: 16 April 2013, 09:35:26 pm »
He asked me to phone him. Definitely same person methinks.

Had our friend Michael texting again today.  He seems to be sharing with everyone of late.

Left me alone, but I did send a few err thought provoking responses to his text messages.

Oh Strawberry I was sorely tempted to text back "Cant talk properly AND cant spell either ............ not got much going for you, have you?"  ......... but I stopped myself.  He really is an eejit.  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4238 on: 17 April 2013, 09:19:50 am »
A text i just had....
Hi babe i don,t have any money, but i can pay you in coke, you interested???

Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4239 on: 17 April 2013, 04:41:05 pm »
I had a text session with our Michael last night as he woke me up (forgot to switch phone off) with his usual, I'm Michael, speech impediment, disabled.........
and I'm afraid I lost it as I'm actually on the verge of a breakdown right now.  :'(

I text back 'yes we all know you Michael with the speech impediment, disability, who likes water sports, who drives escorts from Lands End to John O'Groats insane with constant texts and asking them to phone you back. STOP TEXTING ME...delete my number NOW!'

He replied..Fuck off you lying twat.

I ignored it....then got...Why are you escorts all so nasty? I'm really upset now.

I calmed down and told him that we're not nasty, we just don't see the point in someone disturbing us (and in my case waking me up) with inane texts.

He said he's nervous because of his disability and wants someone he can trust!

So I asked him where he was...he said Newcastle, so I told him there was no point bothing escorts in London and Scotland then. I advised him to find a site for escorts in his area and contact one there.  He then asked what he should say to them  :FF  as they get mad if he phones because of his speech and get mad if he texts too.  So I explained to just text ONCE explaining his situation and if they reply take it from there...and to try and make them feel a bit special...like you've chosen them because when 100 escorts are getting the same inane texts it certainly doesn't make you feel special. He thanked me for the advice and said he felt better now (as I'd really upset him before...which I did feel bad about, hence me calming down and giving him advice)  So thought I'd done my good deed for the night and hoped he would find what he was looking for.........
and what happens?

I'm woken up in the morning by the same freaking, Hi I'm Michael text  :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4240 on: 17 April 2013, 07:43:47 pm »
I had a text session with our Michael last night as he woke me up (forgot to switch phone off) with his usual, I'm Michael, speech impediment, disabled.........
and I'm afraid I lost it as I'm actually on the verge of a breakdown right now.  :'(

I text back 'yes we all know you Michael with the speech impediment, disability, who likes water sports, who drives escorts from Lands End to John O'Groats insane with constant texts and asking them to phone you back. STOP TEXTING ME...delete my number NOW!'

He replied..Fuck off you lying twat.

I ignored it....then got...Why are you escorts all so nasty? I'm really upset now.

I calmed down and told him that we're not nasty, we just don't see the point in someone disturbing us (and in my case waking me up) with inane texts.

He said he's nervous because of his disability and wants someone he can trust!

So I asked him where he was...he said Newcastle, so I told him there was no point bothing escorts in London and Scotland then. I advised him to find a site for escorts in his area and contact one there.  He then asked what he should say to them  :FF  as they get mad if he phones because of his speech and get mad if he texts too.  So I explained to just text ONCE explaining his situation and if they reply take it from there...and to try and make them feel a bit special...like you've chosen them because when 100 escorts are getting the same inane texts it certainly doesn't make you feel special. He thanked me for the advice and said he felt better now (as I'd really upset him before...which I did feel bad about, hence me calming down and giving him advice)  So thought I'd done my good deed for the night and hoped he would find what he was looking for.........
and what happens?

I'm woken up in the morning by the same freaking, Hi I'm Michael text  :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF

I've a good idea he knows exactly what he's doing.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4241 on: 17 April 2013, 11:04:02 pm »
He knows exactly what he is doing. He is sucking each text he receives from you like mosqieto's suck your blood when they bite you! and that's what he is a mosqieto! , ( not sure that is correct spelling of mozzies sorry!  )

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4242 on: 18 April 2013, 01:54:16 pm »
What's the bets "Michael" isn't disabled in any way, and gets off on this "I'm Michael with a speech impediment" act?


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4243 on: 18 April 2013, 08:08:08 pm »
Coty, you were far too nice. Let him start texting me shite like that, I will have him about to jump off a bridge, when I am done with him. People like that , do not deserve your precious time.
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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4244 on: 18 April 2013, 08:11:53 pm »
Coty, you were far too nice. Let him start texting me shite like that, I will have him about to jump off a bridge, when I am done with him. People like that , do not deserve your precious time.

Tart with a heart my cousin calls me....yes way too nice for my own good  >:(