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MsDee

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4125 on: 06 March 2013, 03:16:39 pm »
Did anybody had this joker on Adultwork?

hi hun, its a massive fantasy of mine to get a lady pregnant other than my girlfriend, i would pay lots, thousands to let me try!, ill give you cash upfront and after, I'm genuine, i would love to make this become real. let me know if you would be even slightly interested. thanks xxx
 


What a sicko :-\


Breeder fetish ......... I came across an icky website that deals with it the other day , most worrying it has a section devoted to "bug chaser " fetish where people want to catch STD/HIV ( mental i know)  , and they have a page of links to AW "bareback whores" , with discussion which one is the most likely to have the "gift" as they have had the most cock bareback :(

I knew about "breeders" but had  never heard of Bug Chasing fetish until i saw that , disturbing indeed

Ps - the "gift" theyhope to receive is HIV  :o

Unfortunately the ladies they hope have the "gift" are quite prominent on AW the problem for me is how many of their clients have we not seen. 

When I saw the website it made me physically nauseas and I had a panic attack, maybe it is time to give up escorting if people are playing russian roulette with ours and the lives of others.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4126 on: 07 March 2013, 12:48:59 am »
Received today...

I love your hairy pussy I would love to fist it !!



 :o *eyes water*

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4127 on: 07 March 2013, 02:48:07 pm »
From a client who I have been seeing for a few years but recently has not turned up for 4 bookings
He is one of those clients that all they say throught a 3 hour booking is, you have missed me havent you, Im your favourite client arent I, You want me as your boy toy dont you, I can come to your home and have sex whenever you want, shudders as guy is vile on the best days
Books through AW then 10 emails one after the other all asking as he doesnt have much money can he book an hour but stay all day
Me  Ignore!!!
Him, why are you not answering me
Me, I am sorry but I am busy
Him, Well you better start texting instead
Me,  Excuse me???
Him, If you cant email text me
me,  Sorry but I am busy and do not need to have contact until your booking
him, Yes you do, I am telling you now you had better start texting and answering me seeing as I am your best and favourite client
Me,  Actually you have not only turned into a timewaster who books and doesnt turn up but you are actually also one of the worst cleints I see and I spend hours working with a floppy cock listening to you telling ME how much I adore and want YOU. Booking now cancelled (Ok I shoudl have been polite but I was not ever planning on seeing him again after messing me around before)

Him,  Oh now your playing hard to get but I know you want to be with me so I am coming for my booking but now I dont have to pay.
Me,  Ok now you are turning into a freak and if you show up I will call the police
Him, You wont cos I know you love me
Me.  block and ignore
I have left him lots of nice feedback before but now wish I had taken notice of the notes section which states that he has done this with other women and then stalked them telling them they either be with him or he will kill them both so they can be together. 
From now on if more than one escort has left notes I shall be taking notice
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4128 on: 07 March 2013, 02:54:18 pm »
Received today...

I love your hairy pussy I would love to fist it !!



 :o *eyes water*

...and they say romance is dead, eh?  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4129 on: 08 March 2013, 07:02:09 am »
I just received this treasure in my mailbox.......


hi Claire i am looking for a women to help me with my fantasy  hehe its 1st time i am doing this so please forgive me if i am making mistakes :P

ok  my fantasy is for a women do dress up as tomb raider and have some fun in the bed room with me

think you can help me ? please let me know 

thank you :)

Any ideas on how I should respond?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4130 on: 08 March 2013, 12:40:15 pm »
Yes....GAME OVER

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4131 on: 08 March 2013, 09:15:16 pm »
WTH is it with men asking for BB sex lately, ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh makes me ill thinking about it to be honest.
Had a potiental booking decline on me today cos I refused BB, awwww I'm gutted NOT!!!

One other evening wanted to "stick it in me without a condom, pmsl, I soon put him straight, mind u I also had to wash his cheesey stinky cock as well, and told him that he should be ashamed of himself attending a booking like that"

He is on my to lecture list if he wants a repeat booking,

:(

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« Reply #4132 on: 10 March 2013, 11:29:36 am »
I've got ?5 and want something quick, nothing fancy please.

I don't care if ?5 gets me 1 minute please help.

Came from someone who booked a while back, claimed to be outside when I looked wasn't, said he didn't want to see me because I'm "fuck ugly" (after saying how great I looked), also then said he was only 16 when I wouldn't give a second chance I received a "I know where you live" text. Right ::)

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« Reply #4133 on: 10 March 2013, 11:42:18 pm »

Hi Miss Kylie

Apologies for the long email!

I've got a bizarre filmed 30 min request. Basically its Roleplay with you playing a friend of my mums and you want to blackmail her as you know she got a lump sum recently from a divorce. I'm her mentally retarded son and youve been planning this for a while.

You come to our house and sneak in the door, finding I am alone in the dining room you are whispering and ask where my mum is as i play with my toys and i say shes in the garden. Perfect, you think.

You sit at the table and cross your sheer tights encased legs whisering asking me silly questions and telling me to come over to you and sit at your feet. You know I was taken to the doctor when I was younger as my mum found me with a pair of her tights one day, I was hiding in my cupboard with them over my head, I was very confused.

You plan to set me up. Using your feet you ask me to take your heels off which i struggle with and once done you fake being hot and say i should take my clothes off to cool down which I do. You start to rub your feet on my face and body then put me on my back using your feet and smother my face with your feet, trying to make my brain become obsessed with your tights.

You then pull me up using your feet and pull me toward you, facing away from you where you wrap your legs around my neck and cuip one of your hands over my mouth and take my arms above my head and handcuff them.

You now snake your feet into my lap and start to try to arouse me against my will. You play with me until I become hard as I struggle and plan to make my cum then knock me out smothering me to make it look like i masterabated myself under the table wearing your tights that I stole..you try but cant make me cum so push me onto my back and sit on my face and so i cant call out to my mum and start to handjob me to make me cum. I am trying to call to my mum and telling you it isnt nice but you are whispering 'yesss it feels nice' trying to trick my brain and eventually you make me cum..you stay sitting on my face until I pass out then you stand and take your tights off and put my head inside them before arranging my hands to look like i masterbated myself off and then you do your best scream and call for my mum..you will act angry to her that i stole your underwear and you want money or you will go to the police and report her and me..

I would prefer we are both in character from the off i.e we dont meet first and chat normally so youd need to be ok with leaving your door slightly open so I can quickly come in and set up the fixed camera and get into position then i'd text you GO for it to start with you going to door and starting in character..id happily leave the cash for you in the hall before we start no problem

anyway would you be up for this? I am not far away in Harlow and could do this any night next week
 

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4134 on: 11 March 2013, 12:09:16 am »
What a complete sicko:-(

TeenKylie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4135 on: 11 March 2013, 12:40:35 am »
What a complete sicko:-(
I know! I don't even do fucking filming! I had a absolute wanker also call me tonight and leave a message. Gordie sounding bloke,

'I love the sound of you're voice it really turns me on and gives me a hard on, I can't believe someone is up you right now because you're busy, and I want to be there and I wanna be up you. Fancy ringing us back now so I can get up ya'

What an absolute fucking c*nt!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4136 on: 11 March 2013, 09:17:28 pm »
 
Hi there,

Bit of an odd one this but bear with me, haha

I've always had a fantasy of shaving a woman's head and then fucking her. Obviously this isn't something that many people would be into but I was wondering if, for a considerable amount of money, you would allow me to do this?

I know it's a strange one but if you don't ask you don't get, and you'd definetely be stunning with or without hair haha.
 

Maybe I should consider, after all he is such a charmer ............. NOT !!  BTW ........... I dont show my face in my pix so I really got a laugh at his patter. Eejit.

It would save me on my hairdressers bill I suppose.  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4137 on: 12 March 2013, 12:43:07 am »
Tell me ladies...should I jump at the chance of this...?

i want to hang out.the back of u



Now, don't all be jealous... :o

Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4138 on: 12 March 2013, 12:58:18 am »
Tell me ladies...should I jump at the chance of this...?

i want to hang out.the back of u



Now, don't all be jealous... :o
bwahahahahahahahahaha....oh PLEASE book a duo with him so he can hang out the back of me too!  :o

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4139 on: 12 March 2013, 01:00:31 am »
Tell me ladies...should I jump at the chance of this...?

i want to hang out.the back of u



Now, don't all be jealous... :o
bwahahahahahahahahaha....oh PLEASE book a duo with him so he can hang out the back of me too!  :o

I am seriously LOLing here now!! :D :D ;D So funny....