That's not an indirect way of asking for Bob or anything haha

I had a blinder tonight, received a booking request had a look to see what it was all about.  Was a guy requesting 30hrs for 50pounds for the 11th in Colchester.  The profile had been created today.  Now of lately I have had a lot of fake bookings come through just so that they can have the "feedback only" option to leave me malicious feedback.  So I blocked him but if AW allows this one to leave me negative feedback without the booking even been scheduled or taken place I will shit a brick and post it to them.

 

I love it when you catch TW's out.  I had a guy ring up on Fri to book a massage for today at 11am.  I told him I was unable to do 11am so he asked for Tues 11am.  I said I couldn't do that either, so he asked for 11am on Wed.  I booked him in and made a note of his name and number, but I just had a feeling he was a TW so put a question mark against his name.  He's just rung up now (his name came up on my phone so I knew it was him), but pretended I didn't know who he was, and he asked if he could book a massage for today.  I then said he's already booked a massage for Wednesday.  He denied all knowledge of it, and then spluttered and stammered and said he now remembers and would keep it for Wed.  Some how I doubt he's going to ring and confirm.

Just had a guy text me saying he's in Salisbury...(I'm in London.) Then asked if I see couples, and I said no. Then asked if I'm on whats ap and I said no (I am) then said his fuck buddy wanted to know where I got my red basque from... So I ignored that...and then asked me to download whats ap so I could chat with his fuck buddy and exchange photos with her!!!!!  FFS!  WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 

You know those calls we get between 12am - 4am!  I am always up at 6am every morning, check my phone and call back, it is only polite!

My profile screams - Call for a booking.

"Hi how are u. I'm interested in a 15 min quickie and for u to suck me.  I can't phone because I don't want my girlfriend finding out. But I need some excitement and u look and sound exactly what I'm looking for. When can I arrange a meeting for."

Does she pay the phone bill? If you can't call how the hell are you going to find out my apartment number when you you get to my street? Idiot.

Has anyone had this? He says he's 31 but his profile says 20?



Good afternoon Kylie,

My apologies for the unsolicited email.

My name is Lee and I have just discovered your profile on AW.

I'm quite new to this so apologies if I do not adhere to any of the protocols that more experienced members of the site may have acquired.

I guess it would be a good place to start to give you some information about myself. I'm 31, 6ft 2, blond (ish) hair, blue eyes and could probably do with losing some weight! Just before Christmas last year, I underwent minor surgery on my bladder to try to rectify an ongoing health issue. The surgery went fine but it left me with an infection that left me in hospital up until 10 days ago. I live alone and and as part of my rehabilitation, I have to stay in a respite care home for another week or so. I'm slowly getting better but the whole experience has made me reevaluate a few things in my life. The biggest of these is that I am a virgin. I think thats actually the first time I've told anyone else. Anyway, I joined AW with the express wish to find someone who would help me with this. Looking through your profile, it was a lovely change to find someone who had a decent grasp of the English language and who didnt litter their text with sexual profanity! I was sincerely hoping that you may consider being my first?

I have never really been an outgoing sort of person. At University, whilst my friends were out drinking, I would much prefer to study and expand my mind. I have had girlfriends in the past and the relationships became physical but we mutually agreed to abstain from sex. As I say, recent events have made me take stock of things and I have made up my mind that I want to experience being with a lady.

I guess there are practical issues to consider. I guess I'm being selfish but now I have made up my mind, I want it to happen as soon as possible. The only problem with that is that I'm not in my own home. I was wondering how you felt about visiting me where I am staying now? It's a strange kind of place. Its not a hospital, more like a hotel and they encourage independence. I have my own room with privacy but no lock on the door and nurses/carers only a button push away.

The other consideration is that I have an indwelling catheter. I'm not sure if you have any experience in this area but put basically it means I have a pipe inserted into my penis that is connected to a bag that collects my urine. I have done some research on the internet and found that it is possible to disconnect from the bag and use a condom as normal (although I have never used one) by bending the catheter over - something else to think about.

I realise that it is probably a little overwhelming and I'm sorry that I have just bombarded you with information. I just feel that you deserve to have all of the facts before you make your decision. If you would rather not visit me, I would of course completely understand.

I hope to hear from you soon,

Kind regards,

Lee x