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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3870 on: 31 December 2012, 07:41:43 pm »
Cheeky fooker!! I would not so politely say he's the one that has to pay for sex on New Year's Day and to f*ck da f*ck ooooff!! X
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3871 on: 31 December 2012, 07:48:34 pm »
I was tempted but then he might have thought he had upset me lol, and he didnt really..As you say he's the one having to pay to get laid :)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3872 on: 31 December 2012, 08:00:32 pm »
LOL All I could do was laugh, I don't care why he did it, but speaks volumes about him..Oh well he wasnt any good in bed, stiff wooden and yawnnnnnnnn boring so I'm hardly gutted about it, I replied off you go pay them so :)

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Hehe. I so would have sent him that response, knock the cockiness out of him for a few days. ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3873 on: 31 December 2012, 09:13:23 pm »
Had met him once, he had texted me yesterday to book for tomorrow, New Years Days, I agreed and we settled on a time..

Woke up this morning to the following text

Hi there,please dont take this the wrong way, was looking about booking again ( thought we had organised that yesterday) and thought well there is by far a lot of better looking girls with better bodies than you to see. I think you should go for another selling point, lile offering up 3sums or something different that the other better looking girls arent doing.

Thank fucking heavens I do it for the money lol lol and the rest of my clients seem happy with my size 16, real woman figure,

What a twat. I guess at size 22 I should be giving it away! Funny as someone just told me I need to charge MORE! And he's so bloody gorgeous he's paying for sex! Idiot. Oh that one has really made me angry!
Glad it's not bothered you as much as it has me! hahaha

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3874 on: 31 December 2012, 09:45:05 pm »
Had met him once, he had texted me yesterday to book for tomorrow, New Years Days, I agreed and we settled on a time..

Woke up this morning to the following text

Hi there,please dont take this the wrong way, was looking about booking again ( thought we had organised that yesterday) and thought well there is by far a lot of better looking girls with better bodies than you to see. I think you should go for another selling point, lile offering up 3sums or something different that the other better looking girls arent doing.

Thank fucking heavens I do it for the money lol lol and the rest of my clients seem happy with my size 16, real woman figure,





What a cretin !!

Maybe he is after a mouthfull of abuse/humiliation as he would certainly deserve it!

Sounds to me that he was either deliberately winding you up or hoping you would BEG him to visit and offer a discount. . . urrghh! What a horrid man
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3875 on: 31 December 2012, 09:47:45 pm »
Oh that one has really made me angry!
Glad it's not bothered you as much as it has me! hahaha



 Oh that one has really made me angry!
Glad it's not bothered you as much as it has me! hahaha


Me too , I would of been seriously annoyed as its someone youve seen before ( people ive never met sending nasty emails/txts doenst bother me so much  ).... You seem to be taking it very well :)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3876 on: 31 December 2012, 11:04:06 pm »
Ah idiots dont bother me, I go out of my way to entertain my clients and have a chat n a giggle with them, dont rush them and treat them like I really want to spend time with them, his loss I reckon...And my gain, I'm now free tomorrow and can hopefully find someone new to play with that likes me for me.

I know not all of us are everyones cup of tea, thats fine I spent enough time on swinging sites not to take it personally, and I wont, but why try rebook only yesterday? Well lets hope he is stuck at home with a raging hard on and no company tomorrow - that will be my payback lol

I dont beg clients under ANY circumstances and nor do I offer discounts, so he can wank away to the tune of "kiss my fat ass"dickhead if he was hoping for that, nor would I let some punter who has to pay ME to fuck him, upset me....
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3877 on: 31 December 2012, 11:21:13 pm »
 i would have replied with the following  -

Wow, thanks for the really really useful insight on how i can improve my business and  make more money really really appreciate it  and so thoughtful of you to think of me in that way. Im going to start re writing my profile right now to encourage more business   
 
 However just thought that i would point out a few little facts ( just in case you forget ) in life there are those of us who get paid very good money to get fucked  ( that would be me by the way  )

and then there are those that have to pay to get fucked as they could not get fucked any other way ( that would be you by the way)

Now have a fabulous New Year and i really hope that you get a lovely girlfriend so that you no longer have to pay a prostitute to suck your dick and fuck you  (  stranger things have happened in the world so you might get lucky but i sincerely doubt it  )

Mwwwah
Grace

 

Had met him once, he had texted me yesterday to book for tomorrow, New Years Days, I agreed and we settled on a time..

Woke up this morning to the following text

Hi there,please dont take this the wrong way, was looking about booking again ( thought we had organised that yesterday) and thought well there is by far a lot of better looking girls with better bodies than you to see. I think you should go for another selling point, lile offering up 3sums or something different that the other better looking girls arent doing.

Thank fucking heavens I do it for the money lol lol and the rest of my clients seem happy with my size 16, real woman figure,
« Last Edit: 31 December 2012, 11:35:18 pm by ParisB »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3878 on: 01 January 2013, 12:16:15 am »
i would have replied with the following  -

Wow, thanks for the really really useful insight on how i can improve my business and  make more money really really appreciate it  and so thoughtful of you to think of me in that way. Im going to start re writing my profile right now to encourage more business   
 
 However just thought that i would point out a few little facts ( just in case you forget ) in life there are those of us who get paid very good money to get fucked  ( that would be me by the way  )

and then there are those that have to pay to get fucked as they could not get fucked any other way ( that would be you by the way)

Now have a fabulous New Year and i really hope that you get a lovely girlfriend so that you no longer have to pay a prostitute to suck your dick and fuck you  (  stranger things have happened in the world so you might get lucky but i sincerely doubt it  )

Mwwwah
Grace

oh darling I just love that lmfao 

 

Had met him once, he had texted me yesterday to book for tomorrow, New Years Days, I agreed and we settled on a time..

Woke up this morning to the following text

Hi there,please dont take this the wrong way, was looking about booking again ( thought we had organised that yesterday) and thought well there is by far a lot of better looking girls with better bodies than you to see. I think you should go for another selling point, lile offering up 3sums or something different that the other better looking girls arent doing.

Thank fucking heavens I do it for the money lol lol and the rest of my clients seem happy with my size 16, real woman figure,
The bigger, the better...In everything..Freddie Mercury

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3879 on: 01 January 2013, 05:02:17 am »
i would have replied with the following  -

Wow, thanks for the really really useful insight on how i can improve my business and  make more money really really appreciate it  and so thoughtful of you to think of me in that way. Im going to start re writing my profile right now to encourage more business   
 
 However just thought that i would point out a few little facts ( just in case you forget ) in life there are those of us who get paid very good money to get fucked  ( that would be me by the way  )

and then there are those that have to pay to get fucked as they could not get fucked any other way ( that would be you by the way)

Now have a fabulous New Year and i really hope that you get a lovely girlfriend so that you no longer have to pay a prostitute to suck your dick and fuck you  (  stranger things have happened in the world so you might get lucky but i sincerely doubt it  )

Mwwwah
Grace


Oh Paris...that's hilarious. I almost want someone to insult me now! I think I'll go put my prices up just to see if anyone complains lol

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3880 on: 01 January 2013, 11:37:03 am »
i would have replied with the following  -

Wow, thanks for the really really useful insight on how i can improve my business and  make more money really really appreciate it  and so thoughtful of you to think of me in that way. Im going to start re writing my profile right now to encourage more business   
 
 However just thought that i would point out a few little facts ( just in case you forget ) in life there are those of us who get paid very good money to get fucked  ( that would be me by the way  )

and then there are those that have to pay to get fucked as they could not get fucked any other way ( that would be you by the way)

Now have a fabulous New Year and i really hope that you get a lovely girlfriend so that you no longer have to pay a prostitute to suck your dick and fuck you  (  stranger things have happened in the world so you might get lucky but i sincerely doubt it  )

Mwwwah
Grace



Oh Paris...that's hilarious. I almost want someone to insult me now! I think I'll go put my prices up just to see if anyone complains lol

I'm pretty good at being passive aggressive when the mood takes me

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3881 on: 01 January 2013, 12:00:41 pm »
Didnt know that was the name for it Paris.

I just thought you were like me, a bit long in the tooth to be assed with the ***** and gave them it between the eyes. ROFL. ::) ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3882 on: 01 January 2013, 02:29:41 pm »
lol no passive aggressive  when your being  aggressive but not actually being aggressive i.e. shouting yelling ect 

Didnt know that was the name for it Paris.

I just thought you were like me, a bit long in the tooth to be assed with the ***** and gave them it between the eyes. ROFL. ::) ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3883 on: 01 January 2013, 03:06:30 pm »
i would have replied with the following  -

Wow, thanks for the really really useful insight on how i can improve my business and  make more money really really appreciate it  and so thoughtful of you to think of me in that way. Im going to start re writing my profile right now to encourage more business   
 
 However just thought that i would point out a few little facts ( just in case you forget ) in life there are those of us who get paid very good money to get fucked  ( that would be me by the way  )

and then there are those that have to pay to get fucked as they could not get fucked any other way ( that would be you by the way)

Now have a fabulous New Year and i really hope that you get a lovely girlfriend so that you no longer have to pay a prostitute to suck your dick and fuck you  (  stranger things have happened in the world so you might get lucky but i sincerely doubt it  )

Mwwwah
Grace

 
Brilliant  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3884 on: 01 January 2013, 09:01:20 pm »
Losing the will to live.  Just received the following.  Read the first couple of lines then emailed him to tell him i was reading no more.  Jesus, fantasy wanker ?  ::), if you read it you are a better person than me, no time for twats.


Hi Mistress,

I am based in ***** however I travel over to the *** quite a bit with work and would like to arrange a session if it suited us both.

The reason i went into so much detail is that i would like this session to be beneficial to both of us. A big part of the thrill would be for you to enjoy administering such services to me.

I want to ensure that you are entirely happy with the role and we both get as much out of it as possible.

In regards to the humiliation type i am referring to i have a few examples if you wouldn't mind having a look at?

The below is broken into 4 parts and shows great humiliation of the male. This is exactly the type of humiliation / blackmail i am turned on by. If you see how quickly the woman takes control and the power she has over him this is exactly what i am looking for:

Part 1 -
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=244290

Part 2 -
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=244290&page=2

Part 3 -
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=293334

Part 4 -
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=293334&page=2


The below one (Please disregard the mother reference and replace with a strict aunt or babysitter or something) shows total control by the woman over the male.
http://www.youlysses.com/momdress.html


And finally, the ball squeezing here is brilliant. (Again please disregard the mother reference and replace with a strict aunt or babysitter or something) There is humiliation in this but also the woman gets the male to admit although it is painful and humiliating, he is still erect the majority of the time and uses this against him to inflict further pain, punishment and humiliation on him:

http://www.youlysses.com/tim.htm

Here is a sample extract from the story:

"Eventually she stopped and pulled her son off her knee. Timmy stood in front of

her, his face red and streaked with tears, sobbing hoarsely. Maureen waited

until he had calmed down slightly, then reached up and took hold of his balls,

wrapping her hand around them. She squeezed slightly and Timmy whimpered. "So,

do you still think that women are just tits and ass ?" she asked. "N-no Mummy."

sobbed Timmy. "Are you going to spend any more time drooling over nasty

pictures ?" Another squeeze. "No Mummy !" cried Timmy as the pain shot through

his groin. "That's good Timmy. I'm still concerned though, so I'm going to keep

a firm eye on you from now on. I don't want any more dirty behaviour. I don't

expect to see *this*," she slapped his cock with her left hand, "sticking up

when it shouldn't be. If you get an erection in future, I want you to come and

tell me, and explain to me what caused it. Then I can decide whether it was

justified or not, and whether you need to be punished. If I catch you getting

an erection without telling me, you'll be in very serious trouble indeed,

understand ?!" She squeezed his balls again, maintaining the pressure as Timmy

sobbed "Yes Mummy ! I promise Mummy ! Oooohh !" Maureen kept her grip tight for

a few more seconds, watching her son squirm with unconcealed delight. Then she

released him. "Now you go to your room and stay there until I say you can come

out. Put that disgusting magazine outside your door, and any others you might

have, so I can come and collect them. Don't put any clothes on either, I want

you to stay naked." Tearfully Timmy went to his room, placing the magazine

outside his door as he had been told."

Could you let me know what you think of the above?

In the meantime i will work out my schedule with work and see how soon i could visit.

Also, which is the closest airport to you? How far are you based from there?

I appreciate your time on this as it is a fantasy of mine.

Your small cock slave

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