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MsDee

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3840 on: 23 December 2012, 09:49:02 am »
Hey
I saw your profile and nice photos, i was just wondering if you would like to have fun with fun free of charge?? I'm a escort here myself.

Peace

$%^&* - name removed to protect the prat.
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meetingdiversity

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3841 on: 23 December 2012, 03:37:49 pm »
Quote from: Fluffy Bunny on 23 December 2012, 09:49:02 am
Hey
I saw your profile and nice photos, i was just wondering if you would like to have fun with fun free of charge?? I'm a escort here myself.

Peace

$%^&* - name removed to protect the prat.


Guys think that being an escort themselves entitle them to a freebies. Words are so easily thrown about these days to try and fool us. But little do they know....
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strawberry

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3842 on: 23 December 2012, 04:04:12 pm »
Quote from: meetingdiversity on 22 December 2012, 08:15:35 pm
Prat rang me today and  unfortunately I wasn't available for him. So he even had the cheek to ask me to email other escorts for him... But here's his dum reason. Apparently his email broke down. I told him to do it with no hesitation. Then he hung up. What a complete idiot.

I've had the "I'm out on the road, the lady I want to see doesn't have number displayed can you email her and ask her to phone me?" request.

I did actually do it but I know if I was knew of a business locally and asked them to contact another business in an area I was travelling to, that they'd more than likely say "Sod off" in a polite way.
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meetingdiversity

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3843 on: 23 December 2012, 05:48:10 pm »
Quote from: Strawberry on 23 December 2012, 04:04:12 pm
Quote from: meetingdiversity on 22 December 2012, 08:15:35 pm
Prat rang me today and  unfortunately I wasn't available for him. So he even had the cheek to ask me to email other escorts for him... But here's his dum reason. Apparently his email broke down. I told him to do it with no hesitation. Then he hung up. What a complete idiot.

I've had the "I'm out on the road, the lady I want to see doesn't have number displayed can you email her and ask her to phone me?" request.

I did actually do it but I know if I was knew of a business locally and asked them to contact another business in an area I was travelling to, that they'd more than likely say "Sod off" in a polite way.

Thinking about it now I would of done the favor for them only after paying me for it.
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bbwlouise

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3844 on: 23 December 2012, 05:49:15 pm »
HAD THIS ONE VIA AW? WHEN DID AW TURN INTO A DATING SITE???

You caught my attention louise, particularly as I liked your profile, so in light of that, here's a bit about me.

I'm a 6ft tall, 37yr old dominant man with dark hair/eyes, a stocky build, and am strong, hairy, masculine and attractive. I thoroughly enjoy the company of women, and particularly submissive ones who are skilled at rimming: I absolutely adore having my arse WELL licked out.

In the interest of clarity, some of the other areas that I enjoy are rough sex, face slapping, face fucking, hair pulling, breast/nipple play, cock worship, facials, fisting, spankings (from otk to canes/crops), watersports, objectification and control.

Chemistry is important, as is a relaxed attitude. I will say upfront that I'm not a punter, however, if I still catch your eye, then get in touch. It'd be good to have a chat and meet up for a drink in person sometime to see if we click and take things from there.

Jay x
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Alexa

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3845 on: 23 December 2012, 06:08:26 pm »
Quote from: bbwlouise on 23 December 2012, 05:49:15 pm
HAD THIS ONE VIA AW? WHEN DID AW TURN INTO A DATING SITE???

You caught my attention louise, particularly as I liked your profile, so in light of that, here's a bit about me.

I'm a 6ft tall, 37yr old dominant man with dark hair/eyes, a stocky build, and am strong, hairy, masculine and attractive. I thoroughly enjoy the company of women, and particularly submissive ones who are skilled at rimming: I absolutely adore having my arse WELL licked out.

In the interest of clarity, some of the other areas that I enjoy are rough sex, face slapping, face fucking, hair pulling, breast/nipple play, cock worship, facials, fisting, spankings (from otk to canes/crops), watersports, objectification and control.

Chemistry is important, as is a relaxed attitude. I will say upfront that I'm not a punter, however, if I still catch your eye, then get in touch. It'd be good to have a chat and meet up for a drink in person sometime to see if we click and take things from there.

Jay x

LOL!!  A relaxed attitude? He doesn't sound particularly relaxed with that long list of fairly specific fetishy likes.

I've taken to replying to these idiots going 'AdultWORK - exactly that - WORK.'
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VioletteUK

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3846 on: 23 December 2012, 06:36:03 pm »
Quote from: bbwlouise on 23 December 2012, 05:49:15 pm
HAD THIS ONE VIA AW? WHEN DID AW TURN INTO A DATING SITE???

You caught my attention louise, particularly as I liked your profile, so in light of that, here's a bit about me.

I'm a 6ft tall, 37yr old dominant man with dark hair/eyes, a stocky build, and am strong, hairy, masculine and attractive. I thoroughly enjoy the company of women, and particularly submissive ones who are skilled at rimming: I absolutely adore having my arse WELL licked out.

In the interest of clarity, some of the other areas that I enjoy are rough sex, face slapping, face fucking, hair pulling, breast/nipple play, cock worship, facials, fisting, spankings (from otk to canes/crops), watersports, objectification and control.

Chemistry is important, as is a relaxed attitude. I will say upfront that I'm not a punter, however, if I still catch your eye, then get in touch. It'd be good to have a chat and meet up for a drink in person sometime to see if we click and take things from there.

Jay x
That fool wants a slave for free. Oh please!
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bbwlouise

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3847 on: 23 December 2012, 06:37:18 pm »
he got a short sharp email to the effect! god these fools really do push the tolerence levels
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Lady_Lust_XXX

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3848 on: 23 December 2012, 06:46:00 pm »
Did you tell him to go to match.com  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3849 on: 24 December 2012, 04:57:37 pm »
Typing saafe on google, I have found this idiot who uploaded a call on youtube...

IDIOT  >:( >:( >:(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nop7RduYCHQ
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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3850 on: 24 December 2012, 05:32:15 pm »
I've seen that when googling saafe too. PRAT!
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MsDee

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3851 on: 24 December 2012, 09:23:20 pm »
Why did the phone call even last that long?
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Clarabella

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3852 on: 28 December 2012, 03:23:03 pm »
A series of texts the other night that I naturally ignored -

20:33 - Guess u wouldn't do a quick bj as an outcall will u? X

20:42 - ?x

21:22 - U can name your price. X



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meetingdiversity

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3853 on: 28 December 2012, 03:26:57 pm »
Quote from: Clarabella on 28 December 2012, 03:23:03 pm
A series of texts the other night that I naturally ignored -

20:33 - Guess u wouldn't do a quick bj as an outcall will u? X

20:42 - ?x

21:22 - U can name your price. X


Mr Number app blocks texts and some phones already have spam on. The Samsung S3 has got a blocker.
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Clarabella

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3854 on: 28 December 2012, 03:31:12 pm »
Quote from: meetingdiversity on 28 December 2012, 03:26:57 pm
Quote from: Clarabella on 28 December 2012, 03:23:03 pm
A series of texts the other night that I naturally ignored -

20:33 - Guess u wouldn't do a quick bj as an outcall will u? X

20:42 - ?x

21:22 - U can name your price. X

This just makes me hunger to upgrade my crappy work phone even more.  This is something I could really benefit from!  Thanks MD!  Although I must admit, I do find these silly texts somewhat amusing hee hee.  Not enough to miss them though  8)


Mr Number app blocks texts and some phones already have spam on. The Samsung S3 has got a blocker.
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